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Fallible · **#21** by **Fallible** » Feb 04, 2012 5:29 pm

Oh, I missed that part. Failing eyesight, you see. But erm...I feel compelled to ask why it matters what it looks like. Should ugly people not have sex either? :think:

Regina · **#22** by **Regina** » Feb 04, 2012 5:34 pm

Good question.
But I guess quite a few people aren't aware of what they are doing. I mean, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Madonna..,all well into middle-age, and they are still at it from what we hear. Disgusting.

Weaver · **#23** by **Weaver** » Feb 04, 2012 5:36 pm

No - sex is only for the pretty ones. It's so important to maintain the gene pool, don't you see? Only pretty people (and handsome, rugged men - but not TOO rugged, so they don't cross over into gay lumberjack territory), and only young ones capable of rearing the progeny.

All the "stars" Regina mentioned are just examples of the moral decay brought on by Hollywood.

And Ron Jeremy, inventor of the Mushroom Stamp? If the Hedgehog is on the side of right, I want so desperately to be wrong.

Mazille · **#24** by **Mazille** » Feb 04, 2012 5:42 pm

Weaver wrote:And Ron Jeremy, inventor of the Mushroom Stamp?

I had to google that, but fuck me, was that hilarious! :rofl:

Weaver · **#25** by **Weaver** » Feb 04, 2012 5:44 pm

And you class yourself as a young, virile member of society - it's a good thing us old-timers are around to refresh the collective memories, with our tales of sex back when everything was in black-and-white, and you had to keep one foot on the floor while in bed.

Mike_L · **#26** by **Mike_L** » Feb 04, 2012 6:15 pm

Regina wrote:
Fallible wrote:Uh-oh...and I always thought my dad was actually my dad...can't be though, because he was 40 when I arrived.

I know it must be sad news on your birthday, but you have about a year left. Enjoy it!

Of course, there's false comfort in that '39' number. After all, when one celebrates one's 39th birthday, one is celebrating 39 years that have already passed. So Fallible is already a few hours into her fortieth year! Just sayin'.

P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Fallible.

:grin:

Fallible · **#27** by **Fallible** » Feb 04, 2012 6:24 pm

Thanks.

NilsGLindgren · **#28** by **NilsGLindgren** » Feb 04, 2012 7:10 pm

Mazille wrote:
Grace wrote:Sorry, just being skeptical. Leave sex for the young people to explore, all the old farts need to just stay out of it.

You're kidding, right? Because otherwise that would have been an incredibly stupid thing to say.

Thanks Mazille. It's nice to hear it from somebody less than half my age, but, yea, I'm afraid it is rather stoopid. :naughty2:

NilsGLindgren · **#29** by **NilsGLindgren** » Feb 04, 2012 7:11 pm

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Regina · **#30** by **Regina** » Feb 04, 2012 8:03 pm

Mike_L wrote:
Regina wrote:
Fallible wrote:Uh-oh...and I always thought my dad was actually my dad...can't be though, because he was 40 when I arrived.

I know it must be sad news on your birthday, but you have about a year left. Enjoy it!

Of course, there's false comfort in that '39' number. After all, when one celebrates one's 39th birthday, one is celebrating 39 years that have already passed. So Fallible is already a few hours into her fortieth year! Just sayin'.

P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Fallible.

I didn't want to rub it in. Let her have the comfort of 39. After all, it's the custom in our part of the world to count like that! :grin:

Mazille · **#31** by **Mazille** » Feb 04, 2012 10:28 pm

Grace, have you ever been to an old people's home? I seem to remember that you are a nurse or something of the sort. You should at least have a basic idea of how people... you know... function.

Regina · **#32** by **Regina** » Feb 04, 2012 10:35 pm

Mazille wrote:Grace, have you ever been to an old people's home? I seem to remember that you are a nurse or something of the sort. You should at least have a basic idea of how people... you know... function.

The same idea has occurred to me.

Grace · **#33** by **Grace** » Feb 05, 2012 4:33 am

Well it doesn't STOP at 40, it just starts to show signs of deterioration. Works some times, don't other times. You'll see...

Fallible · **#34** by **Fallible** » Feb 05, 2012 10:46 am

Or not. Around 60% of over 40s don't have problems...and people can get a long way past 40, if I am properly understanding who all those grey haired people walking about are.

Regina · **#35** by **Regina** » Feb 05, 2012 1:19 pm

Grace wrote:Well it doesn't STOP at 40, it just starts to show signs of deterioration. Works some times, don't other times. You'll see...

But that wasn't really your point, Grace.
You think elderly and middle-aged people shouldn't have sex because it's ugly.
Are there any other groups of people you rather don't want to have sex? The disabled, perhaps?
Those who have undergone cancer treatment, perhaps? Women without breasts don't look good, do they?
What about guys having survived testicular cancer? Some of them are missing bits and pieces.
Should they stay out of it, too?

Animavore · **#36** by **Animavore** » Feb 05, 2012 1:51 pm

It's great being 30-35 because I can be both a toy boy and a sugar daddy :awesome:

Also breaking up mother/daughter relations is a source of amusement to me :coffee:

Grace · **#37** by **Grace** » Feb 06, 2012 4:59 am

Chill, girl!

Fallible · **#38** by **Fallible** » Feb 06, 2012 10:04 am

You always tell people to chill out when you've said something silly. Why not just stop saying silly things?

Zwaarddijk · **#39** by **Zwaarddijk** » Feb 06, 2012 10:42 am

Fallible wrote:You always tell people to chill out when you've said something silly. Why not just stop saying silly things?

Regina · **#40** by **Regina** » Feb 06, 2012 12:28 pm

Grace wrote:Chill, girl!

Are you referring to me?
I'm genuinely interested in what your views are and how you arrived at them.

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