Was it you who left it on this one Croc?
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Paula wrote:
Was it you who left it on this one Croc?[Reveal] NOT SAFE FOR WORK / EXPLICIT CONTENT“With his greasy slimelight thrusting deep into my soft-shelled tuna taco, the sensation of his wensleydale wand smashing my cervix made me quiver like jelly. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and creamy load in my shit winker created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his blind butler made my spaff foam like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my furry cup got me gushing flange custard faster than a greased weasel shit. Within no time, I could feel the shitty man fat dribbling from my chocolate starfish and all over my furburger.”
chairman bill wrote:I know very little about this book, apart from the BDSM theme. My sister-in-law has now given a copy to my wife. Can I expect to wake up screaming as she handcuffs me to the bed & stuffs a courgette* up my arse?
* Garden is over-run with sodding courgettes (that's 'zuchinnis' for our friends across the pond) & we're running out of recipe ideas, & the house is quickly filling up with the damned things
The unrelenting orgasms from his master of ceremonies thrusting my tampon tunnel made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop.
Macdoc wrote:If you haven't read it Cali - then you are not in a position to make that kind of pejorative statement.
I have read it.
I have a literary degree
It's an interesting foray into soft porn with a smidgeon of bondage.
It's bodice ripper taken a bit further is all. It verges on a send up -
It might mean a breakthrough in certain aspects of erotica for mainstream women...hence the popularity.
This is likely a good summary
Jenny Colgan of The Guardian wrote "It is jolly, eminently readable and as sweet and safe as BDSM (bondage, discipline, sadism and masochism) erotica can be without contravening the trade descriptions act"
Is it literature....not in the least.
Is it pulp fiction - yup and selling like crazy. Let it roll - about time America loosened the corsets.
maiforpeace wrote:I haven't seen it, and I'm not interested. Should I be? Anyone want to give me their copy?
maiforpeace wrote:I haven't seen it, and I'm not interested. Should I be? Anyone want to give me their copy?
Macdoc wrote:
It might mean a breakthrough in certain aspects of erotica for mainstream women...hence the popularity.
Macdoc wrote:If you haven't read it Cali - then you are not in a position to make that kind of pejorative statement.
I have read it.
I have a literary degree
It's an interesting foray into soft porn with a smidgeon of bondage.
It's bodice ripper taken a bit further is all. It verges on a send up -
It might mean a breakthrough in certain aspects of erotica for mainstream women...hence the popularity.
This is likely a good summary
Jenny Colgan of The Guardian wrote "It is jolly, eminently readable and as sweet and safe as BDSM (bondage, discipline, sadism and masochism) erotica can be without contravening the trade descriptions act"
Is it literature....not in the least.
Is it pulp fiction - yup and selling like crazy. Let it roll - about time America loosened the corsets.
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