Semen changing structurally in water?

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Re: Semen changing structurally in water?

#21  Postby Calilasseia » Mar 23, 2015 7:56 pm

This thread has added a new word to my lexicon. "Spadge". Never heard it called that before, though I've seen the word "Spooge" in use before today.
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Re: Semen changing structurally in water?

#22  Postby Nautilidae » Mar 27, 2015 1:16 am

There is not a single female in this thread. Curious.
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Re: Semen changing structurally in water?

#23  Postby jinxu » Apr 04, 2015 3:02 am

Puhahaha. This is hilarious and interesting at the same time. I think every man at one time or another wondered this same thing. So anyone know the exact science behind it?
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Re: Semen changing structurally in water?

#24  Postby Jerome Da Gnome » Apr 04, 2015 3:07 am

Nautilidae wrote:
Semen changing structurally in water?


This would lend credence to the aquatic ape theory.
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Re: Semen changing structurally in water?

#25  Postby Fenrir » Apr 04, 2015 3:12 am

Jerome Da Gnome wrote:
Nautilidae wrote:
Semen changing structurally in water?


This would lend credence to the aquatic ape theory.

Worst attempted troll yet.
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Re: Semen changing structurally in water?

#26  Postby Made of Stars » Apr 04, 2015 8:57 am

Fenrir wrote:
Jerome Da Gnome wrote:
Nautilidae wrote:
Semen changing structurally in water?


This would lend credence to the aquatic ape theory.

Worst attempted troll yet.

Oh I don't know, he's got some stiff competition, from himself. Fitting, given the thread topic. :coffee:
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Re: Semen changing structurally in water?

#27  Postby twistor59 » Apr 04, 2015 9:04 am

from http://www.reddit.com/comments/cc035/why_does_semen_turn_into_rubber_cement_in_the/

Actually there are two completing forces at work here. Semen is composed of sperm, water and several proteins and enzymes. One protein is a coagulating protein, the purpose of which is to make sure that the semen stays in a mass inside the mate and doesn't run back out. One of the enzymes is a de-coagulating enzyme which is supposed to dissolve the coagulating protein after some time, releasing the sperm bound up in the coagulated mass. This combination dramatically improves the chances of impregnation. In the shower the de-coagulating enzyme gets washed away rather quickly, leaving behind the coagulating protein, thus instant spermy glue. As some have noted, the temperature is not critical. However, how many times you've tried this in a day does matter. It takes time to produce the coagulating protein (and everything else but apparently especially the protein). After the first one or two tries, your semen is going to appear much more watery (very little protein) and have a lot less cloudy whiteness (much less sperm {whiteness}). And of course, the younger you are (assuming you're past puberty) the faster you recover your stickyness.
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Re: Semen changing structurally in water?

#28  Postby mingthething » Apr 15, 2015 1:27 pm

TopCat wrote:Come again?


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#29  Postby Nicko » Apr 15, 2015 1:32 pm

Nautilidae wrote:There is not a single female in this thread. Curious.


Not really. No.
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Re: Semen changing structurally in water?

#30  Postby Cito di Pense » Apr 15, 2015 2:12 pm

Nautilidae wrote:Is there any research into why this might be?


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Re: Semen changing structurally in water?

#31  Postby twistor59 » Apr 15, 2015 3:14 pm

Cito di Pense wrote:
Nautilidae wrote:Is there any research into why this might be?


It's a seemin' incongruity.


Jiz' listen to yourself...
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Re: Semen changing structurally in water?

#32  Postby Cito di Pense » Apr 15, 2015 5:18 pm

twistor59 wrote:
Cito di Pense wrote:
Nautilidae wrote:Is there any research into why this might be?


It's a seemin' incongruity.


Jiz' listen to yourself...


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Re: Semen changing structurally in water?

#33  Postby Made of Stars » Apr 16, 2015 12:31 pm

Spit or swallow?
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