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Semen changing structurally in water?

#1  Postby Nautilidae » Mar 22, 2015 1:39 pm

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A fascination of mine is the way in which semen, a semi-viscous fluid, seems to undergo a change into a sort of elastic solid after being exposed to warm water. I say warm water because I have yet to perform an experiment in cold water and I don't want to discount that potentially crucial detail.

Is there any research into why this might be?

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#2  Postby TopCat » Mar 22, 2015 1:55 pm

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#3  Postby campermon » Mar 22, 2015 3:36 pm

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#4  Postby twistor59 » Mar 22, 2015 3:51 pm

All the little fishies go "ooh ooh that's really hot" and join together nose to tail for comfort, thus unwittingly constituting elastic fibres.
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Re: Semen changing structurally in water?

#5  Postby Made of Stars » Mar 23, 2015 10:04 am

I'm guessing it's because the proteins are denaturing and cross-linking in the warm water. Reckon you'll have to try a quick one off the wrist in a cold bath to test it though. Could be challenging... :?
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#6  Postby The_Piper » Mar 23, 2015 10:39 am

You try and have a rational conversation, and look what happens.
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#7  Postby Ironclad » Mar 23, 2015 10:41 am

The protein is mucus, Naut. The same stuff you have in your throat... haha
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#8  Postby Made of Stars » Mar 23, 2015 10:42 am

Ironclad wrote:The protein is mucus, Naut. The same stuff you have in your throat... haha

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#9  Postby chairman bill » Mar 23, 2015 10:55 am

I would imagine that it's the proteins responding to the changed environment. Frying eggs changes the proteins there too.
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#10  Postby Ironclad » Mar 23, 2015 11:07 am

Essentially, nautilidae is coddling his ballsack.
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#11  Postby Ironclad » Mar 23, 2015 11:25 am

Should this be merged with the Lump In The Throat thread? :ask:
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#12  Postby Mazille » Mar 23, 2015 12:03 pm

I do hope everybody knows what the really important question about semen is, right? Seriously.
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#13  Postby Keep It Real » Mar 23, 2015 12:26 pm

I hope images of Nautilidae stroking his member to orgasm and then playing with the discharge won't haunt my dreams. :ill:
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#14  Postby laklak » Mar 23, 2015 1:08 pm

Certainly can clog up a throat if all that gagging is any indication.

But Maz raises a salient point. Seriously.
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#15  Postby Keep It Real » Mar 23, 2015 1:26 pm

laklak wrote:Certainly can clog up a throat if all that gagging is any indication.

But Maz raises a salient savoury point. Seriously.

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#16  Postby Nicko » Mar 23, 2015 2:02 pm

laklak wrote:Certainly can clog up a throat if all that gagging is any indication.


I thought you were married?

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#17  Postby twistor59 » Mar 23, 2015 2:32 pm

OK hands up if you're a male who *hasn't* at least once transfered their spadge to a microsope slide and had a peek on max magnification?
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#18  Postby The_Piper » Mar 23, 2015 3:16 pm

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#19  Postby BlackBart » Mar 23, 2015 7:09 pm

twistor59 wrote:OK hands up if you're a male who *hasn't* at least once transfered their spadge to a microsope slide and had a peek on max magnification?


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#20  Postby The_Metatron » Mar 23, 2015 7:49 pm

twistor59 wrote:OK hands up if you're a male who *hasn't* at least once transfered their spadge to a microsope slide and had a peek on max magnification?

Had to see if any of the bastards were getting around the vasectomy.

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