Who put the colours in the rainbow?
https://www.worshipworkshop.org.uk/song ... e-rainbow/
Who put the colours in the rainbow?
Who put the salt into the sea?
Who put the cold in the snowflake?
Who made you and me?
Who put the hump upon the camel?
Who put the neck on the giraffe?
Who put the tail upon the monkey?
Who made hyenas laugh?
Who made whales and snails and quails?
Who made hogs and dogs and frogs?
Who made bats and rats and cats?
Who made everything?
Who put the gold into the sunshine?
Who put the sparkle in the stars?
Who put the silver in the moonlight?
Who made Earth and Mars?
Who put the scent into the roses?
Who taught the honey bee to dance?
Who put the tree inside the acorn?
It surely can't be chance!
Who made seas and leaves and trees?
Who made snow and winds that blow?
Who made streams and rivers flow?
God made all of these!
Christian hymn of creation
Song against naturalism
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Re: Christian hymn of creation
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by Fenrir » Nov 22, 2018 12:37 am
All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
Amen.
Lyrics- John Du Prez, Eric Idle
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
Amen.
Lyrics- John Du Prez, Eric Idle
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Re: Christian hymn of creation
#3 by Hermit » Nov 22, 2018 12:42 am
Wortfish wrote:Who put the colours in the rainbow?
https://www.worshipworkshop.org.uk/song ... e-rainbow/
It surely can't be chance!
Why can't it?
God is the mysterious veil under which we hide our ignorance of the cause. - Léo Errera
God created the universe
God just exists
God created the universe
God just exists
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Re: Christian hymn of creation
#4 by LucidFlight » Nov 22, 2018 1:07 am
Who let the dogs out
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof
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Re: Christian hymn of creation
#5 by laklak » Nov 22, 2018 1:23 am
Oh, my, my. Oh, hell, yes.
Honey, put on that party dress.
Buy me a drink, sing me a song.
Take me as I come 'cause I can't stay long.
Honey, put on that party dress.
Buy me a drink, sing me a song.
Take me as I come 'cause I can't stay long.
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The sky is falling! The sky is falling! - Chicken Little
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Re: Christian hymn of creation
#6 by Spinozasgalt » Nov 22, 2018 1:28 am
Wortfish wrote:Who put the colours in the rainbow?
Well, legend has it that a trans woman of colour threw the first brick at Stonewall. So...the answer is trans women of colour.
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Re: Christian hymn of creation
#7 by Wortfish » Nov 22, 2018 2:25 am
Fenrir wrote:
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
I don't think the Lord God made cancer and sickness. That is what mutation and selection (evolution) does: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC555547/
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Re: Christian hymn of creation
#8 by Fenrir » Nov 22, 2018 2:27 am
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Re: Christian hymn of creation
#9 by Macdoc » Nov 22, 2018 2:35 am
for fucksake OP there are kindergarteners with more sense than you 
Can we get a clean up on aisle stupid..,
Can we get a clean up on aisle stupid..,
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Re: Christian hymn of creation
#10 by Thommo » Nov 22, 2018 4:47 am
We had to sing that song at primary school. And the Lord's prayer.
I don't recall that second verse though.
I don't recall that second verse though.
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Re: Christian hymn of creation
#11 by Greyman » Nov 22, 2018 6:00 am
Wortfish wrote:Who put the colours in the rainbow?
Obviously a song will tell us all.
Candy Man
Sammy Davis Jr.
(Candy man)
(Hey, Candy man)
Alright everybody gather 'round
The Candy Man is here
What kind of candy do you want
Sweet choc'late
Choc'late malted candy
Gum drops
Anything you want
You've come to the right man
'Cause I'm the Candy Man
Who can take a sunrise (who can take a sunrise)
Sprinkle it with dew (sprinkle it with dew)
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
The Candy Man (the Candy Man)
Oh, the Candy Man can (the Candy Man can)
The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good (makes the world taste good)
Who can take a rainbow (who can take a rainbow)
Wrap it in a sigh (wrap it in a sigh)
Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie
The Candy Man (the Candy Man)
The Candy Man can (the Candy Man can)
The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good (makes the world taste good)
(The Candy Man makes everything he bakes)
(Satisfying and delicious)
Now you talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes
Oh, who can take tomorrow (who can take tomorrow)
Dip it in a dream (dip it in a dream)
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
The Candy Man (the Candy Man)
Oh, the Candy Man can (the Candy Man can)
The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good (makes the world taste good)
(The Candy Man makes everything he bakes)
(Satisfying and delicious)
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Who can take tomorrow (who can take tomorrow)
Dip it in a dream (dip it in a dream)
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
The Candy Man (the Candy Man)
The Candy Man can (the Candy Man can)
The Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good (makes the world taste good)
Yes, the Candy Man can
'Cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good (makes the world taste good)
A-candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man
(Makes the world taste good)
A-candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man
(Makes the world taste good)
A-candy Man, a-Candy Man
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Re: Christian hymn of creation
#12 by Fallible » Nov 22, 2018 6:43 am
Wortfish, serious question. Is the gratification you get from trolling really worth the risk of everyone thinking you are a maroon?
She battled through in every kind of tribulation,
She revelled in adventure and imagination.
She never listened to no hater, liar,
Breaking boundaries and chasing fire.
Oh, my my! Oh my, she flies!
She revelled in adventure and imagination.
She never listened to no hater, liar,
Breaking boundaries and chasing fire.
Oh, my my! Oh my, she flies!
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Re: Christian hymn of creation
#13 by BlackBart » Nov 22, 2018 6:48 am
Wortfish wrote:Fenrir wrote:
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
I don't think the Lord God made cancer and sickness. That is what mutation and selection (evolution) does: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC555547/
Unintended consequences were they? Looks like this God character has competence issues.
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Re: Christian hymn of creation
#14 by Fallible » Nov 22, 2018 6:58 am
Wortfish wrote:Fenrir wrote:
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
I don't think the Lord God made cancer and sickness. That is what mutation and selection (evolution) does: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC555547/
Isaiah 45:7 wrote:I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
She battled through in every kind of tribulation,
She revelled in adventure and imagination.
She never listened to no hater, liar,
Breaking boundaries and chasing fire.
Oh, my my! Oh my, she flies!
She revelled in adventure and imagination.
She never listened to no hater, liar,
Breaking boundaries and chasing fire.
Oh, my my! Oh my, she flies!
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Re: Christian hymn of creation
#15 by Thomas Eshuis » Nov 22, 2018 7:14 am
Who made evolution?
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Re: Christian hymn of creation
#16 by Blackadder » Nov 22, 2018 7:18 am
Now children, let's put our brains away for ten minutes and sing a lovely, stupid song about God that only someone with the intelligence of a cucumber would take seriously. Yes, George, I know a cucumber has no intelligence, that's the whole point. I know, Charlotte, I know, God is for the kindergarten kids but honestly, some grown-ups believe this nonsense too. Right, here we go...
Who put the colours in the rainbow?
Who put the salt into the sea?
Who put the cold in the snowflake?
Who made you and me?
Who put the hump upon the camel?
Who put the neck on the giraffe?
Who put the tail upon the monkey?
Who made hyenas laugh?
Who made whales and snails and quails?
Who made hogs and dogs and frogs?
Who made bats and rats and cats?
Who made everything?
Who put the gold into the sunshine?
Who put the sparkle in the stars?
Who put the silver in the moonlight?
Who made Earth and Mars?
Who put the scent into the roses?
Who taught the honey bee to dance?
Who put the tree inside the acorn?
It surely can't be chance!
Who made seas and leaves and trees?
Who made snow and winds that blow?
Who made streams and rivers flow?
God made all of these!
Sam, stop that. Yes, you may feel like a moron after that but please take the pencils out of your nose, it's dangerous.
Who put the colours in the rainbow?
Who put the salt into the sea?
Who put the cold in the snowflake?
Who made you and me?
Who put the hump upon the camel?
Who put the neck on the giraffe?
Who put the tail upon the monkey?
Who made hyenas laugh?
Who made whales and snails and quails?
Who made hogs and dogs and frogs?
Who made bats and rats and cats?
Who made everything?
Who put the gold into the sunshine?
Who put the sparkle in the stars?
Who put the silver in the moonlight?
Who made Earth and Mars?
Who put the scent into the roses?
Who taught the honey bee to dance?
Who put the tree inside the acorn?
It surely can't be chance!
Who made seas and leaves and trees?
Who made snow and winds that blow?
Who made streams and rivers flow?
God made all of these!
Sam, stop that. Yes, you may feel like a moron after that but please take the pencils out of your nose, it's dangerous.
That credulity should be gross in proportion to the ignorance of the mind that it enslaves, is in strict consistency with the principle of human nature. - Percy Bysshe Shelley
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Re: Christian hymn of creation
#17 by Animavore » Nov 22, 2018 7:27 am
Wortfish wrote:Who....
Loaded question.
A most evolved electron.
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Re: Christian hymn of creation
#18 by TopCat » Nov 22, 2018 11:15 am
God made this did he, Wortfish?
Nasty, devious, deceptive God.
With apologies to the community for the melodramatic voiceover.
Nasty, devious, deceptive God.
With apologies to the community for the melodramatic voiceover.
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Re: Christian hymn of creation
#19 by Blackadder » Nov 22, 2018 1:51 pm
God let my brother die at the age of 12 leaving our (god fearing) parents heartbroken.
God’s a complete cunt, basically.
God’s a complete cunt, basically.
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Re: Christian hymn of creation
#20 by Alan B » Nov 22, 2018 1:57 pm
Christian hymn of corruption:
"Onward Christian Soldiers..."
"Onward Christian Soldiers..."
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