Christian minister claims her gift of prophecy..

..allows her to predict movie plots

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Christian minister claims her gift of prophecy..

#1  Postby DoctorE » Mar 30, 2015 10:43 am

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appearing on God Knows with hosts Cindy and Mike Jacobs, Christian minister Rebecca Greenwood explained that she first became aware of her gift of prophecy when she discovered she had the ability to predict what was going to happen in movies.

Greenwood, who is the president of Christian Harvest International, explained that she felt her first inkling of her prophetic abilities at a Benny Hinn revival in Houston. After accepting an “anointing” from Hinn, she claims she collapsed.

“I was in the throne room,” she explained.”I was feeling no pain. I was literally in the throne room at the feet of Jesus. I began to weep and say ‘Lord, this is everything I have ever wanted. I don’t want to go back, don’t send me back,’ and he said,’Becca, you have a husband, you have a daughter, you have more children.’ That personal encounter with the Lord, nothing else can compare, right?”

Greenwood then went on to describe becoming aware of her prophetic powers, explaining that, not only did she predict that killer bees would be coming to the U.S. from Africa, but that when she went to the movies with her husband she could predict what was going to happen next.

“And I’m really good at going to movies. And I didn’t know why. And lots of times, we could be sitting, watching a movie, and I’d look at Greg even before I understood I was a prophet, and I’m like, ‘This is gonna happen. This is gonna happen.

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Re: Christian minister claims her gift of prophecy..

#2  Postby babel » Mar 30, 2015 10:46 am

That has to be the saddest super power god has ever given any of his ministers.

Cure the sick? Multiply foods? Be fireproof? Nope. Predict movies.
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#3  Postby Evolving » Mar 30, 2015 11:04 am

Can she get gingvitits, though?
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#4  Postby Animavore » Mar 30, 2015 11:11 am

I wonder if she can predict the plot of Primer?
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#5  Postby Arcanyn » Mar 30, 2015 12:12 pm

Wow, I can predict the plots of movies too! I guess that makes me a prophet of the god of lazy screenwriting.
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#6  Postby proudfootz » Mar 31, 2015 12:02 am

That's my bad habit - trying to predict what will happen with a story as it goes.

It does tend to make other viewers rather short tempered...
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#7  Postby Jerome Da Gnome » Mar 31, 2015 12:04 am

Are there not just like five base stories from which all movies are derived?
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