Christian Wife Swappers Preach The Word Of God Through Swing

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Christian Wife Swappers Preach The Word Of God Through Swing

#1  Postby DoctorE » Sep 26, 2014 2:29 pm

Christian Wife Swappers Preach The Word Of God Through Swinging
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Re: Christian Wife Swappers Preach The Word Of God Through Swing

#2  Postby BlackBart » Sep 26, 2014 3:14 pm

I wonder if they have a sex dungeon with a cross in it? :ask:
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Re: Christian Wife Swappers Preach The Word Of God Through Swing

#3  Postby chairman bill » Sep 26, 2014 3:26 pm

That t-shirt with that colour hair? What would Jesus say?
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Re: Christian Wife Swappers Preach The Word Of God Through Swing

#4  Postby infiniteentropy » Sep 26, 2014 4:00 pm

chairman bill wrote:That t-shirt with that colour hair? What would Jesus say?

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#5  Postby kennyc » Sep 26, 2014 9:16 pm

Now that's different....

Guess Jesus said we should all love one another, eh?
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Re: Christian Wife Swappers Preach The Word Of God Through Swing

#6  Postby Varangian » Sep 26, 2014 10:16 pm

Thou shalt not commit adultery

Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's wife

...but a little swap every now and again is OK.
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Re: Christian Wife Swappers Preach The Word Of God Through Swing

#7  Postby Animavore » Sep 26, 2014 10:18 pm

Varangian wrote:Thou shalt not commit adultery

Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's wife

...but a little swap every now and again is OK.


You'll remember that in the Bible the woman is lumped in with ass, oxen and other possessions a man.. eh... possesses. You're allowed barter and trade your goods :smug:
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Re: Christian Wife Swappers Preach The Word Of God Through Swing

#8  Postby epepke » Sep 26, 2014 11:02 pm

BlackBart wrote:I wonder if they have a sex dungeon with a cross in it? :ask:


The St. Andrew's Cross is traditional and more practical.
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Re: Christian Wife Swappers Preach The Word Of God Through Swing

#9  Postby Zadocfish2 » Oct 02, 2014 9:18 am

Animavore wrote:
Varangian wrote:Thou shalt not commit adultery

Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's wife

...but a little swap every now and again is OK.


You'll remember that in the Bible the woman is lumped in with ass, oxen and other possessions a man.. eh... possesses. You're allowed barter and trade your goods :smug:


Well, assuming that "possesses" always has exactly one meaning, and always has. Which, of course, it does not. Not that it was originally written in English, anyways.
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