God Spared Man From Marrying Disabled Woman

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God Spared Man From Marrying Disabled Woman

#1  Postby DoctorE » Aug 24, 2015 8:34 pm

Ahh gawd is so nice...
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Re: God Spared Man From Marrying Disabled Woman

#2  Postby scott1328 » Aug 24, 2015 9:34 pm

Too bad, god couldn't be bothered to prevent the woman from being disabled.
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#3  Postby igorfrankensteen » Aug 24, 2015 10:26 pm

Nothing from this particular spokesman for a god surprises or interests me. It has been thoroughly established that he isn't playing with a full deck, not even the commonly edited deck that most believers are.
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#4  Postby frack me » Aug 25, 2015 12:04 am

Pat Robertson! omg, his jowls are almost as big as his ears now.
My poor confused mother used to give money to him. :yuk:
“--Why are we fighting them? --They're mad. We're sane. --How do we know? --That we're sane? --Yes. --Am I sane? --To all appearances. --And you, do you consider yourself sane? --I do. --Well, there you have it..."
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Re: God Spared Man From Marrying Disabled Woman

#5  Postby THWOTH » Aug 25, 2015 12:56 am

And the moral of the story: God, in his love, gives women cancer if they say no to a man.

Now put your knickers on and go and make me a cup of tea.













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Re: God Spared Man From Marrying Disabled Woman

#6  Postby sdelsolray » Aug 25, 2015 2:39 am

Pat Robertson is on my short list of humans currently alive of which I will be glad, on balance, when he dies.
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Re: God Spared Man From Marrying Disabled Woman

#7  Postby monkeyboy » Aug 25, 2015 3:13 am

What a repugnant cunt he is. Nearly every time I hear him speak, I could cheerfully douse him in petrol and flick a lighted match into his face!
To interpret a woman not wanting to be a burden on a guy as got od intervening to save the guy.....ugh. How very fucking charitable. How fucking christian. Just what jesus would do. And of course, the woman's reward for her selfless act? She gets to keep her cancer, to stay single and be a burden to just herself. Nice one, Pat Robertson's god, what a top dude you are!
The Bible is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies.
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