angelo wrote:Of course we're interested. Great job Aggie.
Thanks Angelo. I'll post the three chapters that I've messed around with. Take a look at it and let's talk about Abraham he supposed father of religion, the greedy money-grubber who sold his wife to the Pharoah.
Chapter 12
1 God tells Abraham to leave his father’s house.
2 He bribes him with promises of greatness.
3 And he makes more promises of being respected by all who meet him.
4 So Abraham leaves Haran with Lot, he is 75 years old.
5 Abraham takes Sarah, Lot and Lot’s wife and they go to live in Canaan, the land founded by Ham, son of Noah and supposedly the ancestor of all the world’s dark-skinned people [according to Apartheid theory, servants and water-carriers into eternity].
6 Abraham passed through Sichem, to the plain of Moreh, to the land of the Canaanites.
7 Then God tells him that his son will inherit the land he has founded.
8 He went to a mountain on the east of Bethel, and pitched his tent, having Bethel on the west, and Hai on the east: and there he builds an altar.
9 He builds an altar on the mountain and then moves south.
10 He escapes from the famine in land he’s just found and that God has said will be an inheritance for his son.
11 As they’re approaching Egypt, Abraham, a 75 year old (and more) man tells his wife Sarah tthat she’s a good-looking woman.
12 He expresses a fear that the Egyptians will kill him for her.
13 So he tells her to lie and say that she is his sister:, so that his life may be safe. [WTF, what about her,if some Egyptian fancies a 70+ year old woman who’s just walked across a desert.]
14 And so it happened, the Egyptians [who had no nubile young women], saw this old woman and that she was beautiful.
15 Pharoah’s sons saw her and took her to their father’s house.
16 Another WTF, the Pharoah then gives Abraham sheep, and oxen, and he asses, and menservants, and maidservants, and she asses, and camels.
17 And God sends plagues to Pharoah for taking Abraham’s old wife.
18 So Pharoah asks Abraham why he didn’t say she was his wife?
19 Pharoah is pissed, he tells Abraham the liar to take his wife and move on.
20 So Pharoah sends him and his wife and all his goods off.
Chapter 13
1 Abraham leaves Egypt with his eife, Lot and his wife and all his riches that he amassed as a result of selling his wife’s services to the Egyptian Pharoah, he goes South.
2 It is stressed how very rich he is in cattle and other livestock..
3 From the South he travels to Bethal to where he’d had his tent before going to Egypt.
4 Being there, he talks to God..
5 Lot had also accumulated wealth, livestock and tents.
6 Because of their great wealth of livestock, the two families couldn’t stay together.
7 Their servants quarrelled. And to clear things up where they were living, there were Canaanites and Perizzite living there too.
8 Abraham and Lot try to sort out the fighting among their servants.
9 They agree to split up.
10 This was before the detruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, Lot liked the look of Jordan, it remined him of the garden of Eden or Egypt and a place called Zoar (a place near Sodom and Gomorrah, where Lot settled).
11 Lot chose Jordan and settled there.
12 Abraham stayed in Canaan, pitching tent towards Sodom.
13 Sodom, the city of sinners.
14 God speaks to Abraham, the same man who sold his wife for wealth to the Pharoah, and offeres the whole of Jordan to him
15 Supposedly to the descendants of Abraham forever.
16 So not only dd Abraham get rich by selling his wife, he now gets to have a huge chunk of land given to him.
17 As far as he can walk
18 He removed his tent, moved to the plain of Mamre in Hebron, and built an altar
Chapter 14
1 During the time of Amraphel king of Shinar, Arioch king of Ellasar, Chedorlaomer king of Elam, and Tidal king of nations;
2 These kings went to war against Bera king of Sodom, and Birsha king of Gomorrah, Shinab king of Admah, and Shemeber king of Zeboiim, and the king of Bela, which is Zoar.
3 They fought in the valley of Siddim, which is the salt sea.
4 Chedorlaomer, king of Elam won the battle apparently, because they were his subjects for 12 years; in the 13th year theyrebelled.
5 In the 14th year Chedorlaomer, and some other kings, “smote” the Rephaims in Ashteroth Karnaim, and the Zuzims in Ham, and the Emims in Shaveh Kiriathaim,
6 And the Horites in Mount Seir, unto Elparan, near the wilderness.
7 They returned to Enmishpat, in Kadesh, where they “smote” the Amalekites, and the Amorites, living in Hazezontamar.
8 The kings of Sodom, Gomorrah, Admah, Zeboiim, Bela (Zoar) fought a battle with them in the valley of Siddim;
9 That is with Chedorlaomer the king of Elam, Tidal king of nations, Amraphel king of Shinar, and Arioch king of Ellasar;four of them against five.
10 The valley Siddim was full of slimepits which trapped the kings of Sodom and Gomorrah the kings that remained fled to the mountain.
11 The winners looted Sodom and Gomorrah and left.
12 Including Lot, Abraham’s nephew and all his goods.
13 Someone who had escaped came to tell Abraham.
14 When Abraham heard that his nephew was taken captive, he took an army of 318 men to the land of Dan [only Dan didn’t exist yet because it was named after Abraham’s gread-grandson after the exodus, whose grandfather wasn't born yet.]
15 He and his servants rescued Lot.
16 They brought them back to Abraham’s camp, including all of Lot’s wealth.
17 The king of Sodom went to congratulate Abraham on the slaughter of Chedorlaomer, and the kings that were with him, at the valley of Shaveh.
18 Melchizedek king of Salem brought bread and wine; he was a priest of God.
19 He thanked Abraham profusely.
20 And he paid Abraham for having killed Chedorlaomer.
21 The king of Sodom said to Abram, “give me the people, and you take all the goods for yourself.”
22 But Abraham argued that he’d promised God,
23 That he wouldn’t take any of the wealth, he didn’t want to be accused of being greedy. {Really, he could've fooled me)
24 Except for what the young men who went with him (Aner, Eshcol, and Mamre) had eaten and what they wanted. Aner, Eshcol, and Mamre.
That's it for now. I'm going to sleep my 'flu off, be back with more tomorrow.