Jesus Fabric Softener?

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Jesus Fabric Softener?

#1  Postby DaveD » Oct 22, 2013 10:30 pm

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Jesus has appeared as a fabric softener stain, according to one British man in reports out this week.

Martin Andrews reportedly had an accident in which he spilled some fabric softener on his T-shirt, and the resulting stain is an image of Jesus Christ, the man resolutely claims.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/jesus ... oto-94369/
The funniest thing about this story is that I am, at this moment, watching Dave Gorman's "Modern Life is Goodish", in which he explains how he planted the story in The Metro, after carefully crafting the image using a stencil and some bleach!
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Re: Jesus Fabric Softener?

#2  Postby HomerJay » Oct 22, 2013 10:34 pm

That's a nice 5 ball cascade he's got going on there.
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Re: Jesus Fabric Softener?

#3  Postby THWOTH » Oct 22, 2013 10:57 pm

John 14:18: "I will not leave you comfortless."
"No-one is exempt from speaking nonsense – the only misfortune is to do it solemnly."
Michel de Montaigne, Essais, 1580
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Re: Jesus Fabric Softener?

#4  Postby DaveD » Oct 22, 2013 11:10 pm

End of the show, and Dave Gorman has just told us that he knows the image isn't of Jesus, not because he's an atheist, but because he made the stencil himself, from a photo he took of the TV, while watching "Deal or No Deal".
All those gullible Christians raving about the mysterious appearance on a T-shirt of - Noel Edmonds!
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Re: Jesus Fabric Softener?

#5  Postby THWOTH » Oct 23, 2013 12:05 am

:lol:
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Re: Jesus Fabric Softener?

#6  Postby Calilasseia » Oct 23, 2013 3:38 am

Looks like a fossil chelicerate juggling shells to me ...
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Re: Jesus Fabric Softener?

#7  Postby DaveD » Oct 23, 2013 3:45 am

Calilasseia wrote:Looks like a fossil chelicerate juggling shells to me ...

What, the T-shirt specifically, or Noel Edmonds generally?
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