Jesus fish to take holy tour of Sweden

Abrahamic religion, you know, the one with the cross...

Moderators: Blip, DarthHelmet86

Jesus fish to take holy tour of Sweden

#1  Postby DoctorE » Sep 26, 2013 9:45 am

Fish-factory workers in western Sweden who discovered a perfectly shaped cross on a Norwegian salmon's belly last week have now decided to take the Jesus fish on tour to show the rest of Sweden

"It seems that the Jesus fish has been brought back to life and will begin touring," delighted fish factory worker Lars Ludwigson told The Local.

The fish was found by factory workers in Gothenburg on Thursday and the news made a splash across Sweden.

Ludwigson, who initially took the fish home for what he called a "blessed dinner", had the epiphany to give the salmon a second coming and to take it on tour.

"My original plan was to eat it, but I can't do that now. I've hidden the fish in a freezer because of this hysterical interest and I'm the only one who knows exactly where," he added.

User avatar
Posts: 11067
Age: 60

Iceland (is)
Print view this post

Ads by Google

Re: Jesus fish to take holy tour of Sweden

#2  Postby quisquose » Sep 26, 2013 10:09 am

Very interesting.

But isn't this even more interesting?

Is public masturbation really OK in Sweden?
User avatar
RS Donator
Posts: 3058
Age: 56

Country: Sheffield, UK
Print view this post

Re: Jesus fish to take holy tour of Sweden

#3  Postby Veida » Sep 26, 2013 10:53 am

Looks like a fake.
Posts: 852

Sweden (se)
Print view this post

Re: Jesus fish to take holy tour of Sweden

#4  Postby laklak » Sep 26, 2013 4:09 pm

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. - Mark Twain
The sky is falling! The sky is falling! - Chicken Little
I never go without my dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that - Oscar Wilde
User avatar
RS Donator
Name: Florida Man
Posts: 20450
Age: 66

Country: The Great Satan
Swaziland (sz)
Print view this post

Return to Christianity

Who is online

Users viewing this topic: No registered users and 1 guest