Pastor claims he removed woman's 'vaginal warts'

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Pastor claims he removed woman's 'vaginal warts'

#1  Postby DoctorE » Jan 19, 2017 9:08 am

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Faith healers are no strangers to outlandish claims.

But this South African pastor stepped things up a notch - by purporting to have cured a woman's 'vaginal warts' with his shoe.

Bizarre footage shows Zendile Andries November asking a woman in his congregation about the 'pimples'.

The Victorious Faith Ministries pastor - who also claims he can cure Aids with the power of prayer - then removes his shoe and hands to the woman, who places it between her thighs.

Continues: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news ... ed-9648383
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Re: Pastor claims he removed woman's 'vaginal warts'

#2  Postby Rumraket » Mar 10, 2017 11:28 am

Well, this is a step up (lol) from curing vaginal itching with his cock I guess. :dunno:
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#3  Postby I'm With Stupid » Mar 10, 2017 11:34 am

Rumraket wrote:Well, this is a step up (lol) from curing vaginal itching with his cock I guess. :dunno:

Is that something you'd really want to do?
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#4  Postby chairman bill » Mar 10, 2017 11:50 am

To be fair, we've all done it
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#5  Postby Scot Dutchy » Mar 10, 2017 11:56 am

Reminds me about a joke concerning an old prostitute. :lol: "The de-luxe or standard".
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#6  Postby Dark energy » Mar 22, 2017 2:20 am

i thought herpes were bad.
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#7  Postby crank » Mar 22, 2017 2:40 am

A Japanese woman there said the shoes were cordless dewarts.
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#8  Postby BlackBart » Mar 22, 2017 10:57 am

Holy shoe...

Did it keep letting in water? :ask:
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