Pat Robertson: God CAN heal amputees.

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Pat Robertson: God CAN heal amputees.

#1  Postby Shrunk » Oct 11, 2013 12:48 am

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#2  Postby willhud9 » Oct 11, 2013 2:03 am

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#3  Postby laklak » Oct 11, 2013 2:55 am

'course he can! He just doesn't want to, because he's a cunt.
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#4  Postby surreptitious57 » Oct 11, 2013 3:17 am

So God can heal amputees can he Pat ? Well I never

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#5  Postby reisender » Oct 11, 2013 3:49 am

So people with missing limbs shouldn't complain when the guy in the bed next to them got his cancer cured.
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#6  Postby Blackadder » Oct 11, 2013 6:50 am

The man becomes more of a prick with each passing day.
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#7  Postby Beatrice » Oct 11, 2013 7:02 am

He should ask god to grow him a brain :tongue:
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Re: Pat Robertson: God CAN heal amputees.

#8  Postby Thomas Eshuis » Oct 11, 2013 8:00 am

Ah, but you don't understand. It requires a different level of faith and miracles.
Those lazy people without legs just haven't done enough missions to collect the requisite faith points.
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#9  Postby Fallible » Oct 11, 2013 8:11 am

Yeah, I was just thinking to myself as I watched a news item on the Pride of Britain Awards that the eight year old quadruple amputee Harley Lane really needs to understand that he could get his limbs back if he was just a good enough person.
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#10  Postby chairman bill » Oct 11, 2013 8:27 am

What an utter fuckwit. Or not. Maybe he's just fleecing idiot Christians. And why not? It's a living.
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#11  Postby SafeAsMilk » Oct 11, 2013 2:49 pm

Assholes CAN lie on TV!
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#12  Postby willhud9 » Oct 11, 2013 5:16 pm

SafeAsMilk wrote:Assholes CAN lie on TV!


I thought that was called pornography?
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Re: Pat Robertson: God CAN heal amputees.

#13  Postby Animavore » Oct 11, 2013 5:21 pm

Oh Pat. You make a terrible apologist.
Here, let me try.


1. Amphibians, various lizards, insects and other assorted creatures can grow back limbs.
2. All these creatures are God's creatures.
3. Nothing happens without God's say so (Matt. 10:29).
4. Therefore, God can cure amputees.
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#14  Postby laklak » Oct 11, 2013 5:22 pm

willhud9 wrote:
SafeAsMilk wrote:Assholes CAN lie on TV!


I thought that was called pornography?


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#15  Postby Scot Dutchy » Oct 11, 2013 5:25 pm

What a climax!
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Re: Pat Robertson: God CAN heal amputees.

#16  Postby willhud9 » Oct 11, 2013 5:27 pm

Animavore wrote:Oh Pat. You make a terrible apologist.
Here, let me try.


1. Amphibians, various lizards, insects and other assorted creatures can grow back limbs.
2. All these creatures are God's creatures.
3. Nothing happens without God's say so (Matt. 10:29).
4. Therefore, God can cure amputees.


+1 More logical than most creationists as well.
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#17  Postby BlackBart » Oct 11, 2013 6:11 pm

When Pat Robertson dies hundreds of beautiful roses will grow on his grave

Because he's such a wonderful person?

No, because he's full of horse shit.
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#18  Postby Alan B » Oct 13, 2013 9:09 pm

No, no, God. Don't let him die - he's a laugh a minute.


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