Pope Frank cures cancer!

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Pope Frank cures cancer!

#1  Postby The Serpent » Dec 12, 2015 9:01 pm

Breaking from 1500 years of tradition a Catholic cleric has done something kind for a child.

http://www.sacerdotus.com/2015/12/gracie-west-girl-whose-wish-was-to-meet.html
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#2  Postby kyrani99 » Jul 22, 2016 4:25 pm

How can you be sure the Pope did it and it wasn't a spontaneous remission? God did it and it happened to be coincident with the Pope's theatricals. :mrgreen:
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#3  Postby pelfdaddy » Jul 22, 2016 4:48 pm

The machinations of faith healers are always tossed in among years of suffering and modern medical treatment, followed by the Good News that the "Patient" is cured. It would be nice to isolate some of those variable for a change, and just get a straight-up righteous healing without all the pesky doctors, nurses, and pokey things.
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#4  Postby Animavore » Jul 22, 2016 4:49 pm

Way to resurrect a thread.
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#5  Postby kyrani99 » Jul 22, 2016 4:52 pm

pelfdaddy wrote:. It would be nice to isolate some of those variable for a change, and just get a straight-up righteous healing without all the pesky doctors, nurses, and pokey things.


This, I believe, is not so far away.
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#6  Postby kyrani99 » Jul 22, 2016 4:58 pm

Animavore wrote:Way to resurrect a thread.

I had to answer. I hate seeing those, who are proclaimed on youtube as the antichrist, to supposedly be doing miracles.
And what's more, what a tradition. The Romans did more damage than everyone else in the world put together.
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#7  Postby DarthHelmet86 » Jul 23, 2016 6:18 am

Proclaimed on youtube as the antichrist...lol wut. This is the best necromancy ever.
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#8  Postby Fenrir » Jul 23, 2016 8:43 am

kyrani99 wrote:
pelfdaddy wrote:. It would be nice to isolate some of those variable for a change, and just get a straight-up righteous healing without all the pesky doctors, nurses, and pokey things.


This, I believe, is not so far away.

I look forward to that glorious day, when those cruelly inflicted with nasty imaginomas can be routinely cured by non-professionals beaming happy thoughts.
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#9  Postby pelfdaddy » Jul 25, 2016 4:35 pm

Imaginoma.

Kinda rolls off the tongue.
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#10  Postby kyrani99 » Jul 26, 2016 6:04 pm

Fenrir wrote:
kyrani99 wrote:
pelfdaddy wrote:. It would be nice to isolate some of those variable for a change, and just get a straight-up righteous healing without all the pesky doctors, nurses, and pokey things.


This, I believe, is not so far away.

I look forward to that glorious day, when those cruelly inflicted with nasty imaginomas can be routinely cured by non-professionals beaming happy thoughts.


Those that see the body as a machine and therefore think that "nasty imaginomas and happy thoughts, which do nothing, are stuck with medical system.. the cut, paste, fry and marinate solutions. :crazy:

Those that see the body as being purpose-driven, i.e., beliefs that cause negative reactivity or what is medically known as the nocebo effect (but played down of course because there no money in waking people up), are able to discharge the negative ideas realizing they are a hoax and not in the class of beliefs, replace them with positive ideas and thereby enable their body to return to resting metabolism (happens because of homeostasis) and thus health. :grin:
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#11  Postby pelfdaddy » Jul 26, 2016 7:21 pm

Kyrani99,

Please think of me as a friend when I say that, while your idea is certainly interesting, please try a doctor as a back up should you ever come down with anything serious.

If not for you, then for your loved ones.
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#12  Postby Scar » Jul 26, 2016 8:41 pm

If she indeed means all the crazy shit she spouts, I'd suggest she sees a professional doctor rather sooner.
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#13  Postby Thomas Eshuis » Jul 27, 2016 1:49 pm

Pope's have magic fingers dontcha know:
"Respect for personal beliefs = "I am going to tell you all what I think of YOU, but don't dare retort and tell what you think of ME because...it's my personal belief". Hmm. A bully's charter and no mistake."
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#14  Postby kyrani99 » Jul 27, 2016 2:42 pm

pelfdaddy wrote:Kyrani99,

Please think of me as a friend when I say that, while your idea is certainly interesting, please try a doctor as a back up should you ever come down with anything serious.

If not for you, then for your loved ones.


I am talking from first hand experience. I have been able to ward off many health problems that would have killed me. And the doctors are hardly back up. When I had developed bowel cancer (one of many cancers) some toxic doctors claimed that when I needed to go to them they would butcher me, and I doubt they were simply talking about removing organs. But of course they needed me to go to them. As it is I can deal with all health problems myself. And cancers were not the only things that were tried.

They have outlawed experiments on the nocebo effect and trivialized experiments on the placebo effect. They start talking about Hitler and the doctors he had employed to do experiments on the Jews. This is garbage. A person can be caused to react as to develop a cancer the size of a pea, enough for a positive diagnosis. And then shown what they had reacted to, i.e., debriefed and see that the cancer is gone away. That way they can be put into the driver's seat with respect to their own health. I would hardly suit the medical industry as there are no profits to be made.

My loved ones support me 100%. :grin:
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#15  Postby kyrani99 » Jul 27, 2016 2:43 pm

Scar wrote:If she indeed means all the crazy shit she spouts, I'd suggest she sees a professional doctor rather sooner.

:crazy:
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#16  Postby kyrani99 » Jul 27, 2016 2:49 pm

Thomas Eshuis wrote:Pope's have magic fingers dontcha know:


Roman catholics have no magic, whether fingers or anywhere else.

My gripe is that the patriarch in Constantinople (Istanbul) want to shake the Pope's hand and create good relations between Catholics (the enemy) and Orthodoxy. He's got to have rocks in his head! :thumbdown:
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#17  Postby DarthHelmet86 » Jul 27, 2016 2:57 pm

Hahahahahahaha.

No one has magic fingers. Oh god this thread gets better and better.
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#18  Postby Thomas Eshuis » Jul 27, 2016 2:58 pm

kyrani99 wrote:
Thomas Eshuis wrote:Pope's have magic fingers dontcha know:


Roman catholics have no magic, whether fingers or anywhere else.

Yes they do, they're Sith lords after all:
"Respect for personal beliefs = "I am going to tell you all what I think of YOU, but don't dare retort and tell what you think of ME because...it's my personal belief". Hmm. A bully's charter and no mistake."
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#19  Postby kyrani99 » Jul 27, 2016 5:11 pm

Thomas Eshuis wrote:
kyrani99 wrote:
Thomas Eshuis wrote:Pope's have magic fingers dontcha know:


Roman catholics have no magic, whether fingers or anywhere else.

Yes they do, they're Sith lords after all:


What are 5th lords. I know that 5 rings is a bad thing but how does that translate to 5th lords?
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#20  Postby Thomas Eshuis » Jul 27, 2016 5:14 pm

Sith not 5th.
"Respect for personal beliefs = "I am going to tell you all what I think of YOU, but don't dare retort and tell what you think of ME because...it's my personal belief". Hmm. A bully's charter and no mistake."
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