Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

From the Catholic Church.

Abrahamic religion, you know, the one with the cross...

Moderators: Blip, DarthHelmet86

Re: Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

#81  Postby Animavore » Dec 29, 2013 7:58 pm

willhud9 wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Mick wrote:

Okay. Well, I don't see how you can say that they do.

What now? Someone is going to need to make an argument. This is your thread. You're the one who is pointing to something you suspect is an inconsistency. Make your case.


I have made my case. The Church are completely inconsistent with how they handle penile misuse. Where's the call to ban this show? Where's the condemnation from bishops and clergy? Where's the call to Catholics to avoid this sort of thing and help legislate against it?

To say that misuse of genitalia when it's gay "frustrates its natural ends" but not so when used in a non-gay way is begging the question.


Is that penis missuse? I don't remember any thing from the church saying a penis can only go in a vagina and can never be used for anything else.


The point is they only seem to care how the penis is used in certain, dubiously select cases.
A most evolved electron.
User avatar
Animavore
THREAD STARTER
 
Name: The Scribbler
Posts: 44024
Age: 41
Male

Ireland (ie)
Print view this post

Ads by Google


Re: Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

#82  Postby willhud9 » Dec 29, 2013 8:10 pm

Animavore wrote:
willhud9 wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Mick wrote:

Okay. Well, I don't see how you can say that they do.

What now? Someone is going to need to make an argument. This is your thread. You're the one who is pointing to something you suspect is an inconsistency. Make your case.


I have made my case. The Church are completely inconsistent with how they handle penile misuse. Where's the call to ban this show? Where's the condemnation from bishops and clergy? Where's the call to Catholics to avoid this sort of thing and help legislate against it?

To say that misuse of genitalia when it's gay "frustrates its natural ends" but not so when used in a non-gay way is begging the question.


Is that penis missuse? I don't remember any thing from the church saying a penis can only go in a vagina and can never be used for anything else.


The point is they only seem to care how the penis is used in certain, dubiously select cases.


Is it misuse of the penis or the fact that its wasted seed and potential copulation they are caring about?

I mean their car about even that is silly and backwards but it is more in line with the bible than simply missuse of penis.
Fear is a choice you embrace
Your only truth
Tribal poetry
Witchcraft filling your void
Lust for fantasy
Male necrocracy
Every child worthy of a better tale
User avatar
willhud9
 
Name: William
Posts: 19332
Age: 29
Male

Country: United States
United States (us)
Print view this post

Re: Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

#83  Postby Animavore » Dec 29, 2013 8:15 pm

willhud9 wrote:
Animavore wrote:
willhud9 wrote:
Animavore wrote:

I have made my case. The Church are completely inconsistent with how they handle penile misuse. Where's the call to ban this show? Where's the condemnation from bishops and clergy? Where's the call to Catholics to avoid this sort of thing and help legislate against it?

To say that misuse of genitalia when it's gay "frustrates its natural ends" but not so when used in a non-gay way is begging the question.


Is that penis missuse? I don't remember any thing from the church saying a penis can only go in a vagina and can never be used for anything else.


The point is they only seem to care how the penis is used in certain, dubiously select cases.


Is it misuse of the penis or the fact that its wasted seed and potential copulation they are caring about?

I mean their car about even that is silly and backwards but it is more in line with the bible than simply missuse of penis.


I think the whole problem with the 'spilling the seed' nonsense is that they thought sperm was a seed planted into a woman for incubation. It might make sense to say you're going against the natural ends to waste it if the Church still believed this, but they don't, they think life begins at conception, so I presume they don't see sperm or egg as life. Which makes it hard to discern just what exactly their objection is.
A most evolved electron.
User avatar
Animavore
THREAD STARTER
 
Name: The Scribbler
Posts: 44024
Age: 41
Male

Ireland (ie)
Print view this post

Re: Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

#84  Postby willhud9 » Dec 29, 2013 8:18 pm

Animavore wrote:
willhud9 wrote:
Animavore wrote:
willhud9 wrote:

Is that penis missuse? I don't remember any thing from the church saying a penis can only go in a vagina and can never be used for anything else.


The point is they only seem to care how the penis is used in certain, dubiously select cases.


Is it misuse of the penis or the fact that its wasted seed and potential copulation they are caring about?

I mean their car about even that is silly and backwards but it is more in line with the bible than simply missuse of penis.


I think the whole problem with the 'spilling the seed' nonsense is that they thought sperm was a seed planted into a woman for incubation. It might make sense to say you're going against the natural ends to waste it if the Church still believed this, but they don't, they think life begins at conception, so I presume they don't see sperm or egg as life. Which makes it hard to discern just what exactly their objection is.


They are against contraceptive usage for the very reason. They believe every sperm is sacred....to accidentally quote Monty Python.
Fear is a choice you embrace
Your only truth
Tribal poetry
Witchcraft filling your void
Lust for fantasy
Male necrocracy
Every child worthy of a better tale
User avatar
willhud9
 
Name: William
Posts: 19332
Age: 29
Male

Country: United States
United States (us)
Print view this post

Re: Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

#85  Postby Animavore » Dec 29, 2013 8:25 pm

They can't be that stupid.
A most evolved electron.
User avatar
Animavore
THREAD STARTER
 
Name: The Scribbler
Posts: 44024
Age: 41
Male

Ireland (ie)
Print view this post

Re: Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

#86  Postby willhud9 » Dec 29, 2013 8:30 pm

Animavore wrote:They can't be that stupid.


It may not be stupidity, more like a drone mentality. They haven't had anyone stir the pot to break that mentality.
Fear is a choice you embrace
Your only truth
Tribal poetry
Witchcraft filling your void
Lust for fantasy
Male necrocracy
Every child worthy of a better tale
User avatar
willhud9
 
Name: William
Posts: 19332
Age: 29
Male

Country: United States
United States (us)
Print view this post

Re: Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

#87  Postby Rumraket » Dec 29, 2013 8:42 pm

Animavore wrote:They can't be that stupid.

Wanna bet?
Half-Life 3 - I want to believe
User avatar
Rumraket
 
Posts: 13208
Age: 39

Print view this post

Ads by Google


Re: Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

#88  Postby backmarker » Dec 29, 2013 9:07 pm

Animavore wrote:
I think the whole problem with the 'spilling the seed' nonsense is that they thought sperm was a seed planted into a woman for incubation. It might make sense to say you're going against the natural ends to waste it if the Church still believed this, but they don't, they think life begins at conception, so I presume they don't see sperm or egg as life. Which makes it hard to discern just what exactly their objection is.


I assume the idea came from the story of Onan. I read the story before I was aware of the "seed spilling is bad" notions, and had an entirely different interpretation/impression.
backmarker
 
Posts: 45

Print view this post

Re: Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

#89  Postby Emmeline » Dec 29, 2013 9:30 pm

This thread is hilarious :clap:
Emmeline
 
Posts: 10401

Print view this post

Re: Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

#90  Postby John Platko » Dec 29, 2013 9:34 pm

willhud9 wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Mick wrote:

Okay. Well, I don't see how you can say that they do.

What now? Someone is going to need to make an argument. This is your thread. You're the one who is pointing to something you suspect is an inconsistency. Make your case.


I have made my case. The Church are completely inconsistent with how they handle penile misuse. Where's the call to ban this show? Where's the condemnation from bishops and clergy? Where's the call to Catholics to avoid this sort of thing and help legislate against it?

To say that misuse of genitalia when it's gay "frustrates its natural ends" but not so when used in a non-gay way is begging the question.


Is that penis missuse? I don't remember any thing from the church saying a penis can only go in a vagina and can never be used for anything else.


Father Schuster taught: anything a married couple does in sex is ok as long as it ends with the penis in vagina. I'm pretty sure that's still the catholic position.
I like to imagine ...
User avatar
John Platko
 
Name: John Platko
Posts: 9411
Male

Country: US
United States (us)
Print view this post

Re: Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

#91  Postby Animavore » Dec 29, 2013 9:38 pm

I guess the pornstars are doing it wrong :pulp:
A most evolved electron.
User avatar
Animavore
THREAD STARTER
 
Name: The Scribbler
Posts: 44024
Age: 41
Male

Ireland (ie)
Print view this post

Re: Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

#92  Postby Emmeline » Dec 29, 2013 9:39 pm

Animavore wrote:I guess the pornstars are doing it wrong :pulp:

:lol:
Emmeline
 
Posts: 10401

Print view this post

Re: Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

#93  Postby willhud9 » Dec 29, 2013 9:40 pm

Animavore wrote:I guess the pornstars are doing it wrong :pulp:


Porn is fake. Gosh. That is just greenscreens and cgi. :coffee:
Fear is a choice you embrace
Your only truth
Tribal poetry
Witchcraft filling your void
Lust for fantasy
Male necrocracy
Every child worthy of a better tale
User avatar
willhud9
 
Name: William
Posts: 19332
Age: 29
Male

Country: United States
United States (us)
Print view this post

Re: Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

#94  Postby NineBerry » Dec 29, 2013 9:54 pm

You can watch some of the show here: http://www.myspass.de/myspass/shows/tvs ... s--/14040/

It starts at 1'15
User avatar
NineBerry
RS Donator
 
Posts: 6099
Age: 42
Male

Country: nSk
Print view this post

Re: Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

#95  Postby quisquose » Dec 29, 2013 10:18 pm

willhud9 wrote:They believe every sperm is sacred....to accidentally quote Monty Python.


That's an argument that might possibly be used to distinguish homosexuality, masturbation and contraception with just fooling around with one's dick.

But homosexual sex and masturbation frequently doesn't involve 'wasted' sperm, and Catholics don't much like in vitro fertilization either, which is a rather more efficient use of sacred sperm than sexual intercourse.

I suspect it simply boils down to hatred of teh gay.
User avatar
quisquose
RS Donator
 
Posts: 3058
Age: 56
Male

Country: Sheffield, UK
Print view this post

Ads by Google


Re: Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

#96  Postby Scarlett » Dec 29, 2013 10:30 pm

I reckon, with regard to the religious and their anti-gay bigotry, it almost always boils down to their aversion ( :rofl: ) to anal sex. Of course anal sex is the ONLY kind of sex gay men ever have and heterosexuals NEVER do it. Nope, not ever.
User avatar
Scarlett
 
Posts: 16046

United Kingdom (uk)
Print view this post

Re: Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

#97  Postby Emmeline » Dec 29, 2013 10:59 pm

According to Mick, Catholics don't approve of a Thomas the Tank, let alone taking it up the Khyber Pass :lol:
Emmeline
 
Posts: 10401

Print view this post

Re: Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

#98  Postby Scarlett » Dec 29, 2013 11:01 pm

Emmeline wrote:According to Mick, Catholics don't approve of a Thomas the Tank, let alone taking it up the Khyber Pass :lol:


That's why I mentioned using tongs to pee upthread, more than two shakes is a wank remember lads :naughty:
User avatar
Scarlett
 
Posts: 16046

United Kingdom (uk)
Print view this post


Re: Puppetry of the Penis: Where's the outrage?

#100  Postby Rumraket » Dec 29, 2013 11:14 pm

It takes more than 2 shakes to properly drain some specimens...

:hide:
Half-Life 3 - I want to believe
User avatar
Rumraket
 
Posts: 13208
Age: 39

Print view this post

PreviousNext

Return to Christianity

Who is online

Users viewing this topic: No registered users and 1 guest