Satan Uses Chemtrails To Block 'God's Frequency'

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Satan Uses Chemtrails To Block 'God's Frequency'

#1  Postby DoctorE » May 06, 2019 9:13 pm

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Re: Satan Uses Chemtrails To Block 'God's Frequency'

#2  Postby Spearthrower » May 06, 2019 10:48 pm

Satan Uses Chemtrails To Block 'God's Frequency'


Well, I think we can all agree that perfectly stands to reason.

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#3  Postby laklak » May 07, 2019 1:45 am

Sounds legit.
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#4  Postby Fenrir » May 07, 2019 1:56 am

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#5  Postby Arcanyn » May 07, 2019 4:30 am

A chemtrail a day keeps the gods away?
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#6  Postby Blackadder » May 07, 2019 6:11 am

They is spraying Aluminum and Barium into tha chemtrail and when you put tha chemical symbols together you get Ba and Al. Baal! Wow! Praise tha Lawd.

:lol:

This moron would bring down the average IQ of a salad counter.
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#7  Postby Arcanyn » May 07, 2019 6:22 am

Well that explains it - he was a storm god, so that's how they control the weather with them.
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Re: Satan Uses Chemtrails To Block 'God's Frequency'

#8  Postby aban57 » May 07, 2019 11:11 am

Of course he does. How else is he supposed to prevent everyone from addressing God, leading them to sin and then Hell ?
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#9  Postby Alan B » May 07, 2019 1:23 pm

WTF is aloominum?
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#10  Postby Svartalf » May 07, 2019 1:50 pm

as the 'aloo' part of the name shows, it has to do with potatoes in Indian cuisine.
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#11  Postby Thommo » May 07, 2019 2:05 pm

Blackadder wrote:They is spraying Aluminum and Barium into tha chemtrail and when you put tha chemical symbols together you get Ba and Al. Baal!


I can only assuming that they are also putting some arsenic in there, which explains why clouds look so woolly.
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#12  Postby Blackadder » May 07, 2019 2:20 pm

Someone should ask this knucklehead how they manage to “spray” barium, a highly chemically reactive soft metal that normally has to be stored in an inert gas container or in mineral oil. Even if they managed to powderise it, the act of pressurising and spraying it would instantaneously turn the aircraft into a fireball.
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#13  Postby I'm With Stupid » May 07, 2019 2:41 pm

I've gotta get me into this conspiracy theory game. It seems to be a nice little earner, and you're only taking money from idiots who would waste it anyway.
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#14  Postby TopCat » May 07, 2019 2:41 pm

If Barium is too expensive, they can just use vinegar to dissipate them...

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#15  Postby Seabass » May 07, 2019 6:44 pm

I watched a few seconds of the video and wondered... Trump supporter? So I googled him, and yes, of course he is.

wikipedia wrote:The Trump Prophecy is a Christian political drama film. It tells the story of Mark Taylor, a retired firefighter who believes that, in April 2011, God told him that Donald Trump would one day become president of the United States. The movie also portrays how Taylor's words helped inspire a prayer movement during the 2016 election.[3][1][4][5]

The Trump Prophecy is a production of Rick Eldridge's ReelWorks Studios, in cooperation with the film department of Liberty University, the evangelical Christian school founded by Jerry Falwell. It was directed by Stephan Schultze, the head of Liberty University's film program, and made with the help of many of the school's film students.

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Re: Satan Uses Chemtrails To Block 'God's Frequency'

#16  Postby Evolving » May 09, 2019 9:15 am

Thommo wrote:
Blackadder wrote:They is spraying Aluminum and Barium into tha chemtrail and when you put tha chemical symbols together you get Ba and Al. Baal!


I can only assuming that they are also putting some arsenic in there, which explains why clouds look so woolly.


:lol:

Americium and boron would be even more effective: Baalamb.
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#17  Postby Blackadder » May 09, 2019 9:51 am

Or Chromium, Actinium, Potassium, Tungsten, Holmium and Rhenium.

Which would be most appropriate for this brand of Jebus freak.
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