Satanic Giants Built Stonehenge

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Satanic Giants Built Stonehenge

#1  Postby DoctorE » Apr 15, 2016 8:57 pm

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Re: Satanic Giants Built Stonehenge

#2  Postby Arnold Layne » Apr 15, 2016 9:09 pm

Mental! :nono:
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Re: Satanic Giants Built Stonehenge

#3  Postby DougC » Apr 16, 2016 1:02 am

I see your 'mental', and raise you - 'fucking mental'.
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Re: Satanic Giants Built Stonehenge

#4  Postby Onyx8 » Apr 16, 2016 2:54 am

"I document it in this book" Ah, right.
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Re: Satanic Giants Built Stonehenge

#5  Postby kennyc » Apr 17, 2016 2:34 am

of course they did, everyone knows that.
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Re: Satanic Giants Built Stonehenge

#6  Postby CdesignProponentsist » Apr 17, 2016 6:44 am

How fucking cool would it be if they were built by satanic giants?

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Re: Satanic Giants Built Stonehenge

#7  Postby Arnold Layne » Apr 17, 2016 8:33 am

DougC wrote:I see your 'mental', and raise you - 'fucking mental'.

Fair point, well made.
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Re: Satanic Giants Built Stonehenge

#8  Postby Arnold Layne » Apr 17, 2016 8:34 am

CdesignProponentsist wrote:How fucking cool would it be if they were built by satanic giants?

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It would be cool. No doubt there'll be something in the fossil record.......... :ask:
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Re: Satanic Giants Built Stonehenge

#9  Postby CdesignProponentsist » Apr 22, 2016 5:04 pm

Why do you always have to ruin an awesome belief with science? :(
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Re: Satanic Giants Built Stonehenge

#10  Postby chairman bill » Apr 22, 2016 5:16 pm

I'm still amazed that you let people like this out, unaccompanied by their carers, to reveal the full extent of their deranged fuckwittery, and thus opening themselves up to public ridicule.
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Re: Satanic Giants Built Stonehenge

#11  Postby Calilasseia » Apr 22, 2016 5:52 pm

Is this the same Jim Bakker that was caught in a motel room by the FBI with two prostitutes and a kilo of cocaine?
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Re: Satanic Giants Built Stonehenge

#12  Postby chairman bill » Apr 22, 2016 5:57 pm

I think that like fossils, Satan put the two prostitutes and the kilo of cocaine there, to test our faith.
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Re: Satanic Giants Built Stonehenge

#13  Postby ScholasticSpastic » Apr 26, 2016 3:44 pm

Calilasseia wrote:Is this the same Jim Bakker that was caught in a motel room by the FBI with two prostitutes and a kilo of cocaine?

Yes.
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Re: Satanic Giants Built Stonehenge

#14  Postby Sendraks » Apr 26, 2016 4:10 pm

Utter nutters.

We already have the extensive research conducted by messers Tuffnall, St Hubbins and Smalls which is conclusive that:

a) the ancient druids were involved
b) although nobody knows who they were
c) or what they were doing
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Re: Satanic Giants Built Stonehenge

#15  Postby laklak » Apr 26, 2016 4:35 pm

"Hookers and Blow, My Life as a Televangelist", by Jim 'ClubFed' Bakker, with a forward by Jimmy 'Ah have seinned agains you Mah Lord' Swaggert.
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