Scooter riding preacher insists he's Jesus reincarnated

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Scooter riding preacher insists he's Jesus reincarnated

#1  Postby DoctorE » Jan 07, 2014 6:21 pm

This man believes he is Jesus Christ reincarnated despite being arrested more than 40 times and banned from Britain.

Brazilian preacher Inri Cristo, 66, dresses up as Christ and has been spreading his message to hundreds of 'followers' for decades.

But not everyone appreciates his sermons, and the bearded man has spent plenty of time in police custody for his views on capitalism, abortion and even Christmas.

In fact, when Inri began his religious path in 1979 by visiting 27 countries, it resulted in him being expelled from the United States, Venezuela and Britain.

He said he first experienced the revelation he was Christ during a religious fast in Santiago, Chile.

Since childhood he had been following a powerful voice that 'speaks in his head' but it was only on this occasion that it told him: "I am your Father. The God of Abraham, of Isaac, and of Jacob.”

And despite seeing himself as Jesus reborn, Inri says Christmas is just a day where the rich humiliate the poor.


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Re: Scooter riding preacher insists he's Jesus reincarnated

#2  Postby JVRaines » Jan 07, 2014 6:56 pm

Slow news day?

INRI = Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum
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Re: Scooter riding preacher insists he's Jesus reincarnated

#3  Postby scott1328 » Jan 07, 2014 7:16 pm

I remember back in the day, when a lord and saviour, son of God, creator of Heaven and Earth, and supreme ruler of the Universe could afford at least a Toyota Camry.

Saviours aren't what they used to be.
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Re: Scooter riding preacher insists he's Jesus reincarnated

#4  Postby trubble76 » Jan 08, 2014 10:53 am

He might have the same mental illness as Jesus, does that count? :ask:
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Re: Scooter riding preacher insists he's Jesus reincarnated

#5  Postby ED209 » Jan 08, 2014 11:48 am

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In fact, when Inri began his religious path in 1979 by visiting 27 countries, it resulted in him being expelled from the United States, Venezuela and Britain.
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IOW he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy...
It's been taught that your worst enemy cannot harm you as much as your own wicked thoughts.
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Re: Scooter riding preacher insists he's Jesus reincarnated

#6  Postby colubridae » Jan 08, 2014 12:00 pm

Fetch me some nails quick...
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Re: Scooter riding preacher insists he's Jesus reincarnated

#7  Postby Briton » Jan 08, 2014 12:12 pm

In fact, when Inri began his religious path in 1979 by visiting 27 countries, it resulted in him being expelled from the United States, Venezuela and Britain.


He should have been a more dangerous lunatic, then the British would have taken years to get rid of him.
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Re: Scooter riding preacher insists he's Jesus reincarnated

#8  Postby Hopeful Monster » Jan 09, 2014 4:16 am

Christian logic: Jesus existed, turned water into wine, and resurrected the dead... but nobody today can actually be Jesus. That's ludicrous nonsense for mental patients on scooters.
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Re: Scooter riding preacher insists he's Jesus reincarnated

#9  Postby BlackBart » Jan 09, 2014 8:51 am

This man believes he is Jesus Christ reincarnated despite being arrested more than 40 times and banned from Britain.


How would being arrested or being banned from Britain preclude you from being Jesus?

Being arrested and being nailed to a tree didn't preclude Jesus from being Jesus.

Just saying.
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