Where are all the Christians in this forum?

[IAMinyou]

Oh look. A mythology fanboy has come here with the usual tiresome assertions.

If you bother looking at numerous relevant threads, you will discover that numerous fanboys of your ilk were inveterate miscreants, and others bailed out when the discoursive heat became too much for them.

Among the experiences we've had from some of your ilk, we have:

[1] Flagrant disregard for even elementary rules of discourse, arising from misplaced entitlement and the erroneous notion that their assorted pontifications were exempt from proper scrutiny;

[2] Offences such as quote mining of scientific papers, or the peddling of manifest and demonstrable lies, only to flounce out of here when the egregious nature of said offences was pointed out to them;

[3] Posturing as being "superior" to the people who paid attention in class here, and firing off numerous tiresome ad hominems to the effect that we are purportedly afflicted with various "deficiencies", just because we don't genuflect before their unsupported assertions, and the unsupported assertions of their favourite mythology;

[4] Routine deployment of elementary discoursive fallacies as part of their peddling of their fatuous ex recto apologetic fabrications;

[5] Smug, self-satisfied condescension and similarly smug complacency oozing from their posts.

It won't take you long to find examples of all of the above, if you exercise some diligence in examining past threads.

I really don't give a damn about your examples. I thought I joined a forum with skeptics, not a forum of light weights who can't handle sarcasm and the truth. I have dealt with atheists all my life and many of them are good friends of mine. It's the Christians who hate me with a passion.

[Calilasseia]

light weights who can't handle sarcasm and the truth

Do explain how the numerous contributions, including expositions of scientific papers, by various correspondents in this thread equates to your ad hominem above?

[laklak]

I think they've all been raptured.

[The_Metatron]

Isn't it cool how this creator always happens to speak the language of whatever fool is hearing the voices in his head? No hallucinator ever seems to question this.

[Regina]

We chased away all the Satanists too. Just for balance you understand.

You did chase Satanist's out, at least the one's who call themselves Christians.

Actually, only those who don't know how to use an apostrophe were chased out.

[Svartalf]

Come on, ALL atheists love Satan because we hate God.

That reminds me of a Mike Moorcock series that ends with the hero summoning powers that are affiliated neither with Law nor Chaos to save the world, and they proceed to destroy the gods of both sides to be thorough about it.
I think that was the Swords of Corum, though I might be wrong.

[Svartalf]

At least Satan owns up to being an asshole.

I"m one because my boss, who won't admit he's one two made me so.

[Svartalf]

Come on, ALL atheists love Satan because we hate God.

I can understand why you hate the name God. That is why I use Creator because it makes much more sense. My God growing up in this world was a bottle of whiskey but I know for a fact that bottle of whiskey didn't create me.

Actually, god is a noun, not a name, the name is a 4 letter word and therefore bad etiquette to use in public.

[Svartalf]

I think they've all been raptured.

unlike the people in Jurassic Park who got raptored.

[BlackBart]

I think they've all been raptured.

unlike the people in Jurassic Park who got raptored.

Clever girl.

[BlackBart]

I was pretty much created by a bottle of scotch. Mom apparently got frisky when she drank.

That alcohol contains information that can cause some wild times in the sack. I remember lots of those times.

We've got to the 'Boasting to strangers on the Internet that they've had a sexual experience' phase already. That didn't take long.

[Thomas Eshuis]

It appears the atheists control this site and ran all the Christians out of here. Atheists don't know that Christians are just like them. They only have belief and no faith. Faith is the key to being led to the Truth and that only happens when the Voice of God is heard in the MIND and then obeyed from that point on.

Christians weren't ran out of here. They either chose to leave of their own accord or were banned for violating the FUA.

That is exactly what I thought.

Then why did you say 'ran the Christians out of here'?

Christians do have faith, that's why they never offer any evidence for the existence of their god.

They do not understand what faith means but they sure are believers in false deities and the lies they read in their New Testament.

Thank you for demonstrating that you're using an idiosyncratic definition of faith.

What is 'Truth' and why do you capitalise the word?

To make sure the reader knows it's different than the word "truth'' that you keep listening to be all the truth tellers in this world today. The Truth is not something to be seen. It's understanding what it is that makes human beings look real.

That's silly word-salad.

Which god are you talking about? How do you know it even exists?

That is why I use Creator instead. When the Creator spoke into my mind 41 years ago, he said, "I AM YOUR CREATOR'. Ever since then, I know him as my Creator.

There are also people who are convinced they're Napoleon. Does that make it true?
Also, your parents created you.

What do you mean by 'mind'?

The mind is where all the action is that forms a world to experience. Think of the mind like Apple siri only the mind is created much better.

More vapid word-salad.

[Fallible]

I clicked for this? Fuck’s sake.

[BlackBart]

I clicked for this? Fuck’s sake.

[Spinozasgalt]

I'm a Christian. Love Jesus Christ. Just the way he *clenches fist* Jesuses all that Christ.

[Hermit]

I'm a Christian. Love Jesus Christ. Just the way he *clenches fist* Jesuses all that Christ.

We are all Christians in this forum.

[Blackadder]

I'm a Christian. Love Jesus Christ. Just the way he *clenches fist* Jesuses all that Christ.

We are all Christians in this forum.

Well now hold on a minute...

You do know that muslims believe that every single person is born a muslim?



Ratskep AGM breaks up early, as forum members walk out after learning they "are all Christians".

[Svartalf]

If that's so, why is it only "confirmed" muslims are allowed access to certain places like Temple Mount or Mecca?

[SafeAsMilk]

Oh look. A mythology fanboy has come here with the usual tiresome assertions.

If you bother looking at numerous relevant threads, you will discover that numerous fanboys of your ilk were inveterate miscreants, and others bailed out when the discoursive heat became too much for them.

Among the experiences we've had from some of your ilk, we have:

[1] Flagrant disregard for even elementary rules of discourse, arising from misplaced entitlement and the erroneous notion that their assorted pontifications were exempt from proper scrutiny;

[2] Offences such as quote mining of scientific papers, or the peddling of manifest and demonstrable lies, only to flounce out of here when the egregious nature of said offences was pointed out to them;

[3] Posturing as being "superior" to the people who paid attention in class here, and firing off numerous tiresome ad hominems to the effect that we are purportedly afflicted with various "deficiencies", just because we don't genuflect before their unsupported assertions, and the unsupported assertions of their favourite mythology;

[4] Routine deployment of elementary discoursive fallacies as part of their peddling of their fatuous ex recto apologetic fabrications;

[5] Smug, self-satisfied condescension and similarly smug complacency oozing from their posts.

It won't take you long to find examples of all of the above, if you exercise some diligence in examining past threads.

I really don't give a damn about your examples.

Of course you don't, like all entitled theists you ignore anything that contradicts you and assert the opposite is true.

I thought I joined a forum with skeptics, not a forum of light weights who can't handle sarcasm and the truth.

Says the lightweight who can't handle sarcasm and the truth Your sort is called a chew toy around these parts.

I have dealt with atheists all my life and many of them are good friends of mine.

Then you must keep your pretentious, self-absorbed wibbling to yourself because no atheist would put up with it.

[Blackadder]

If that's so, why is it only "confirmed" muslims are allowed access to certain places like Temple Mount or Mecca?

Because they don't want the others, who've become Jews, or Christians for example, to enter these places, in case it upsets Allah. He's a bastard when he gets pissed off and his track record on genocide is such that I don't blame the muzzers for being extra careful.