Where are all the Christians in this forum?

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Re: Where are all the Christians in this forum?

#41  Postby fluttermoth » Oct 05, 2020 2:14 pm

Blackadder wrote:
Svartalf wrote:If that's so, why is it only "confirmed" muslims are allowed access to certain places like Temple Mount or Mecca?


Because they don't want the others, who've become Jews, or Christians for example, to enter these places, in case it upsets Allah. He's a bastard when he gets pissed off and his track record on genocide is such that I don't blame the muzzers for being extra careful.


Sorry to go off topic, but why are so many gods so fucking angry, nearly all the time? They made everything to be the way it is in the first damn place, whatever happens is their fault :what:

It'd be like me baking chocolate cake, then throwing it at the wall because it's not lemon drizzle :crazy:
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Re: Where are all the Christians in this forum?

#42  Postby Evolving » Oct 05, 2020 2:52 pm

The universe as a cooking disaster. That makes so much sense.
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Re: Where are all the Christians in this forum?

#43  Postby laklak » Oct 05, 2020 3:58 pm

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#44  Postby SafeAsMilk » Oct 05, 2020 7:17 pm

God's got one weird looking thumb.
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Re: Where are all the Christians in this forum?

#45  Postby laklak » Oct 05, 2020 10:11 pm

He got it caught in the Lathe of Heaven.
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Re: Where are all the Christians in this forum?

#46  Postby Tinker Grey » Oct 05, 2020 10:42 pm

laklak wrote:He got it caught in the Lathe of Heaven.

Well, it is on his Left Hand of Darkness.
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Re: Where are all the Christians in this forum?

#47  Postby Blackadder » Oct 06, 2020 6:10 pm

fluttermoth wrote:
Blackadder wrote:
Svartalf wrote:If that's so, why is it only "confirmed" muslims are allowed access to certain places like Temple Mount or Mecca?


Because they don't want the others, who've become Jews, or Christians for example, to enter these places, in case it upsets Allah. He's a bastard when he gets pissed off and his track record on genocide is such that I don't blame the muzzers for being extra careful.


Sorry to go off topic, but why are so many gods so fucking angry, nearly all the time? They made everything to be the way it is in the first damn place, whatever happens is their fault :what:

It'd be like me baking chocolate cake, then throwing it at the wall because it's not lemon drizzle :crazy:


It's worse than that. It's like you baking a chocolate cake, demanding to be admired for it, hearing someone say they prefer lemon drizzle and then murdering everyone in the room with your chef's knife.
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Re: Where are all the Christians in this forum?

#48  Postby Seabass » Oct 06, 2020 8:41 pm

IAMinyou wrote:It appears the atheists control this site and ran all the Christians out of here. Atheists don't know that Christians are just like them. They only have belief and no faith. Faith is the key to being led to the Truth and that only happens when the Voice of God is heard in the MIND and then obeyed from that point on.

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Re: Where are all the Christians in this forum?

#49  Postby kiore » Oct 06, 2020 11:57 pm

Seabass wrote:
IAMinyou wrote:It appears the atheists control this site and ran all the Christians out of here. Atheists don't know that Christians are just like them. They only have belief and no faith. Faith is the key to being led to the Truth and that only happens when the Voice of God is heard in the MIND and then obeyed from that point on.

Why are we shouting


Perhaps we have our answer, xtians were 'run out of the site' for being too loud. Nothing at all to do with it being a rationalist skeptic forum purely about volume. Xtians be like "these go to 11".
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Re: Where are all the Christians in this forum?

#50  Postby Basset Hound » Oct 07, 2020 3:29 am

The crosstians are all home, praying that GAWD will make them as rich as the TV preakens, and hoping they didn't get Covid 19 from the non socially distanced service.
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Re: Where are all the Christians in this forum?

#51  Postby Calilasseia » Oct 10, 2020 7:56 pm

Actually, my experience is that a good many of the mythology fanboys have moved to Facebook, where dealing with their canards and bullshit is hamstrung by the modus operandi of that site.

Some of the specimens on display there are exhibit weapons grade idiocy. Sometimes, they exhibit this in tandem with weapons grade duplicity. Yet the peons in question think they constitute an advertisement for their various brands of mythology fanboyism.
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Re: Where are all the Christians in this forum?

#52  Postby Svartalf » Oct 10, 2020 9:39 pm

Uh? how can somebody with weapons grade idiocy be smart enough to ALSO display weapons grade duplicity? By logic, their duplicity should be on the level of a 4 year old.
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Re: Where are all the Christians in this forum?

#53  Postby The_Metatron » Oct 11, 2020 12:44 am

Seabass wrote:
IAMinyou wrote:It appears the atheists control this site and ran all the Christians out of here. Atheists don't know that Christians are just like them. They only have belief and no faith. Faith is the key to being led to the Truth and that only happens when the Voice of God is heard in the MIND and then obeyed from that point on.

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