2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins

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2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins

#1  Postby DoctorE » Apr 29, 2011 9:24 am

Vote for the biggest breach of the 9th Commandment (lie) in pursuit of the Creationist cause!
This video looks back at past winners, and kicks off the 2011 voting process with a look at nominee Buddy Davis. The video featured here can be found on the 2011 Golden Crocoduck nominees playlist. Voting begins in September and is open to all.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO4XvPGdpO8[/youtube]
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins

#2  Postby Animavore » Apr 29, 2011 12:14 pm

I had a feeling you'd be there before me.

This is hilarious, by the way. Skip the introduction and go straight to the 5:11 mark for maximum lulz.
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#3  Postby jaydot » Apr 29, 2011 11:18 pm

i watched the lot. potholer64's vids are too good to skim. was that a beatles track at the end?
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#4  Postby sennekuyl » Apr 30, 2011 12:55 am

Fuuck!! my wife just 'caught' me watching this just when the girls were licking those bananas... she thinks I'm watching porn.
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#5  Postby willhud9 » Apr 30, 2011 2:25 am

St. Jude....:rofl:
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#6  Postby DoctorE » Jun 29, 2011 12:13 pm

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#7  Postby pontius-ft » Jul 01, 2011 10:12 pm

I love the "reefer madness" clips in the first vid. Fits perfectly fits perfectly with the crazy creationist vibes.

What horror movie were those clips from?
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins

#8  Postby lucek » Jul 04, 2011 3:34 pm

In that last video I've got a question, If the animal was running how did it make 2 lines of eggs?
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#9  Postby Animavore » Jul 04, 2011 3:50 pm

lucek wrote:In that last video I've got a question, If the animal was running how did it make 2 lines of eggs?

I presume as its ass (cloaca in this case) wiggled from side to side with the running movement.
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#10  Postby Mycernius » Jul 04, 2011 4:05 pm

I would say that if I was being persued by a great flood, or something trying to eat me something would be coming out of my arse, but it will not be eggs and it will most definately not be in a straight line let alone side by side. I suppose that goes for most animals.
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#11  Postby Animavore » Jul 04, 2011 4:09 pm

Actually I should've said "vag" not "ass" :doh:
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#12  Postby HughMcB » Jul 04, 2011 5:28 pm

sennekuyl wrote:Fuuck!! my wife just 'caught' me watching this just when the girls were licking those bananas... she thinks I'm watching porn.

:rofl:
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#13  Postby DoctorE » Sep 13, 2011 12:11 pm

Here is the next nominee for this year's coveted Golden Crocoduck
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#14  Postby trubble76 » Sep 13, 2011 12:20 pm

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#15  Postby lucek » Sep 13, 2011 11:04 pm

Quite a kerfuffle rising up on the comments section of the video. I feel sorry for the woman. I don't think she really understood that it was her committing the crime by filing the false DMCA takedown notice.
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#16  Postby DoctorE » Sep 14, 2011 7:21 am

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#17  Postby Jie » Sep 15, 2011 9:15 pm

DoctorE wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyG5M_xbg4k[/youtube]

Both videos seem to have been removed due to copyright issues. Could someone please summarize?
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#18  Postby DoctorE » Sep 15, 2011 9:22 pm

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#19  Postby Jie » Sep 16, 2011 4:05 am

Thanks!
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#20  Postby Wuffy » Sep 16, 2011 10:33 pm

What is Amena and why has it been filling copyright violations against Potholer...
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