Vote for the biggest breach of the 9th Commandment (lie) in pursuit of the Creationist cause!
This video looks back at past winners, and kicks off the 2011 voting process with a look at nominee Buddy Davis. The video featured here can be found on the 2011 Golden Crocoduck nominees playlist. Voting begins in September and is open to all.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO4XvPGdpO8[/youtube]
2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
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by Animavore » Apr 29, 2011 12:14 pm
I had a feeling you'd be there before me.
This is hilarious, by the way. Skip the introduction and go straight to the 5:11 mark for maximum lulz.
This is hilarious, by the way. Skip the introduction and go straight to the 5:11 mark for maximum lulz.
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
#3 by jaydot » Apr 29, 2011 11:18 pm
i watched the lot. potholer64's vids are too good to skim. was that a beatles track at the end?
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
#4 by sennekuyl » Apr 30, 2011 12:55 am
Fuuck!! my wife just 'caught' me watching this just when the girls were licking those bananas... she thinks I'm watching porn.
Defining Australians:
When returning home from overseas, you expect to be brutally strip-searched by Customs – just in case you're trying to sneak in fruit.
When returning home from overseas, you expect to be brutally strip-searched by Customs – just in case you're trying to sneak in fruit.
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
#5 by willhud9 » Apr 30, 2011 2:25 am
St. Jude....
Fear is a choice you embrace
Your only truth
Tribal poetry
Witchcraft filling your void
Lust for fantasy
Male necrocracy
Every child worthy of a better tale
Your only truth
Tribal poetry
Witchcraft filling your void
Lust for fantasy
Male necrocracy
Every child worthy of a better tale
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
#6 by DoctorE » Jun 29, 2011 12:13 pm
Super high IQ creationist
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzoI0_IBpS4[/youtube]
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
#7 by pontius-ft » Jul 01, 2011 10:12 pm
I love the "reefer madness" clips in the first vid. Fits perfectly fits perfectly with the crazy creationist vibes.
What horror movie were those clips from?
What horror movie were those clips from?
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
#8 by lucek » Jul 04, 2011 3:34 pm
In that last video I've got a question, If the animal was running how did it make 2 lines of eggs?
Next time a creationist says, "Were you there to watch the big bang", say "Yes we are".
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
#9 by Animavore » Jul 04, 2011 3:50 pm
lucek wrote:In that last video I've got a question, If the animal was running how did it make 2 lines of eggs?
I presume as its ass (cloaca in this case) wiggled from side to side with the running movement.
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
#10 by Mycernius » Jul 04, 2011 4:05 pm
I would say that if I was being persued by a great flood, or something trying to eat me something would be coming out of my arse, but it will not be eggs and it will most definately not be in a straight line let alone side by side. I suppose that goes for most animals.
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
#11 by Animavore » Jul 04, 2011 4:09 pm
Actually I should've said "vag" not "ass" 
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
#12 by HughMcB » Jul 04, 2011 5:28 pm
sennekuyl wrote:Fuuck!! my wife just 'caught' me watching this just when the girls were licking those bananas... she thinks I'm watching porn.
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
#13 by DoctorE » Sep 13, 2011 12:11 pm
Here is the next nominee for this year's coveted Golden Crocoduck
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjnq_XgePik[/youtube]
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
#14 by trubble76 » Sep 13, 2011 12:20 pm
Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose,
And nothin' ain't worth nothin' but it's free.
"Suck me off and I'll turn the voltage down"
And nothin' ain't worth nothin' but it's free.
"Suck me off and I'll turn the voltage down"
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
#15 by lucek » Sep 13, 2011 11:04 pm
Quite a kerfuffle rising up on the comments section of the video. I feel sorry for the woman. I don't think she really understood that it was her committing the crime by filing the false DMCA takedown notice.
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
#16 by DoctorE » Sep 14, 2011 7:21 am
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyG5M_xbg4k[/youtube]
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
#17 by Jie » Sep 15, 2011 9:15 pm
DoctorE wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyG5M_xbg4k[/youtube]
Both videos seem to have been removed due to copyright issues. Could someone please summarize?
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
#18 by DoctorE » Sep 15, 2011 9:22 pm
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJtj29pS67g[/youtube]
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
#19 by Jie » Sep 16, 2011 4:05 am
Thanks!
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Re: 2011 Golden Crocoduck award begins
#20 by Wuffy » Sep 16, 2011 10:33 pm
What is Amena and why has it been filling copyright violations against Potholer...
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