Mike Pence: "Evolution is just a theory"

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Mike Pence: "Evolution is just a theory"

#1  Postby Wortfish » Nov 11, 2016 5:48 pm

Mike Pence, soon to be the Vice-President of the most powerful nation on earth, is a creationist who regards evolution as just a theory and not a fact:

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Re: Mike Pence: "Evolution is just a theory"

#2  Postby laklak » Nov 11, 2016 5:59 pm

Mike Pence is just a moron.
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Re: Mike Pence: "Evolution is just a theory"

#3  Postby monkeyboy » Nov 11, 2016 6:08 pm

What a complete fucktard!

Amazing that he struggles with the idea that as new information is discovered, the text books will be updated to accommodate it, preferring that we just instead stick to the Bible which is clearly and demonstrably wrong. Actually watching an articulate man talk through this without realising he is talking shit is completely staggering.
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#4  Postby THWOTH » Nov 11, 2016 6:17 pm

Gravity just a theory and not a fact.
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Re: Mike Pence: "Evolution is just a theory"

#5  Postby Wortfish » Nov 11, 2016 6:36 pm

THWOTH wrote:Gravity just a theory and not a fact.


To be fair, "Evolution" defined as "change within species" is accepted by creationists like Ken Ham and Jonathan Safarti as a fact.
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Re: Mike Pence: "Evolution is just a theory"

#6  Postby Wortfish » Nov 11, 2016 6:37 pm

laklak wrote:Mike Pence is just a moron.


He will advise Trump to appoint a creationist to the Supreme Court and to the Department of Education.
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Re: Mike Pence: "Evolution is just a theory"

#7  Postby Blackadder » Nov 11, 2016 6:46 pm

Wortfish wrote:
THWOTH wrote:Gravity just a theory and not a fact.


To be fair, "Evolution" defined as "change within species" is accepted by creationists like Ken Ham and Jonathan Safarti as a fact.


That's not what evolution means. Ham is a fucking idiot.
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Re: Mike Pence: "Evolution is just a theory"

#8  Postby The_Metatron » Nov 11, 2016 6:56 pm

The_Metatron wrote:I remain bound by law (UCMJ) to refrain from being disrespectful to the president. But, he isn't president now. I can say whatever I want about that cheeto colored ignorant racist bigoted stupid motherfucker until January.

The same goes for this scab on the suppurating rectum of our species.
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#9  Postby BlackBart » Nov 11, 2016 7:21 pm

The_Metatron wrote:
The_Metatron wrote:I remain bound by law (UCMJ) to refrain from being disrespectful to the president.


Allow me. He's a wankstain of biblical proportions.
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#10  Postby Alan B » Nov 11, 2016 7:33 pm

Just watched it. That 'thing' is going to be Vice-president of the US?
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Re: Mike Pence: "Evolution is just a theory"

#11  Postby chairman bill » Nov 11, 2016 7:45 pm

laklak wrote:Mike Pence is just a moron.


I know some morons who are insulted by your comparison with Pence
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#12  Postby chairman bill » Nov 11, 2016 7:50 pm

Wow. I couldn't listen to the whole video clip. That much arrogant, willful stupidity, is just too much. FFS, can't he just be used for spare parts or something?
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Re: Mike Pence: "Evolution is just a theory"

#13  Postby The_Metatron » Nov 11, 2016 9:19 pm

BlackBart wrote:
The_Metatron wrote:
The_Metatron wrote:I remain bound by law (UCMJ) to refrain from being disrespectful to the president.

Allow me. He's a wankstain of biblical proportions.

Thanks for the backup, man. We'll be needing it.
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Re: Mike Pence: "Evolution is just a theory"

#14  Postby Animavore » Nov 11, 2016 9:24 pm

The_Metatron wrote:
The_Metatron wrote:I remain bound by law (UCMJ) to refrain from being disrespectful to the president. But, he isn't president now. I can say whatever I want about that cheeto colored ignorant racist bigoted stupid motherfucker until January.

The same goes for this scab on the suppurating rectum of our species.

Wait! There's a law for that?
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Re: Mike Pence: "Evolution is just a theory"

#15  Postby Wortfish » Nov 11, 2016 9:51 pm

Alan B wrote:Just watched it. That 'thing' is going to be Vice-president of the US?
:crazy:


Not only is he going to the VP, but he is now heading Trump's transition team and will choose all cabinet members and seniour staff, including at the Department of Education. There are rumours that creationists are asking him to impose a moratorium on the teaching of evolution within President Trump's first 100 days.
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Re: Mike Pence: "Evolution is just a theory"

#16  Postby Thomas Eshuis » Nov 11, 2016 9:56 pm

Wortfish wrote:
Alan B wrote:Just watched it. That 'thing' is going to be Vice-president of the US?
:crazy:


Not only is he going to the VP, but he is now heading Trump's transition team and will choose all cabinet members and seniour staff, including at the Department of Education.

I'm pretty sure that, at the very least, Trump and some members of the Republican leadership will be involved in that.
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#17  Postby I'm With Stupid » Nov 11, 2016 9:56 pm

THWOTH wrote:Gravity just a theory and not a fact.

Well actually, gravity is a law.

Apparently creationists base their entire scientific knowledge on semantics.
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Re: Mike Pence: "Evolution is just a theory"

#18  Postby Wortfish » Nov 11, 2016 10:43 pm

President Bush pandered to creationists but never took them seriously. Mike Pence is a creationist and takes his creationism very seriously.
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Re: Mike Pence: "Evolution is just a theory"

#19  Postby THWOTH » Nov 11, 2016 10:51 pm

I'm With Stupid wrote:...

Apparently creationists base their entire scientific knowledge on semantics.

Interesting theory. Or is that a hypothesis?
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Re: Mike Pence: "Evolution is just a theory"

#20  Postby Calilasseia » Nov 11, 2016 11:12 pm

So America is going to disappear down the shitter?

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