Hi Postrado!
So, I am sorry to inform you that, while you were away, we discovered the Actual Real One True Final Absolute Trumping-All Intelligence, and our experiments show that you were wrong.
Now, as a fellow scientist, I am sure you can appreciate this science discovery and, of course I don't even need to ask you whether you're willing to smash all claims that are not science, so I am sure you're understanding of how your science is smashed!
Now we have real science that no one can smash such as the discovery of the Actual Real One True Final Absolute Trumping-All Intelligence which we call 'Bob' and have the experiments to prove it, I wonder what you'll do? As the ex-Founder, Discoverer, Scientist, Researcher and Author of the new Intelligent Design and the discoverer of the now known to be Sadly Completely Wrong "intelligence", you must not give up! I hope you can move past this smashing of your science and go on to make new, and this time real science, science.
Unfortunately, you will not be able to buy our book, not even for free like yours, because we have proven that our Bob has got naturen all resolved in real science, we have decided to make a religion out of it, and no heathens are allowed.
Sadly, you - the hero who defeated Darwin - will die not knowing Bob, the Actual Real One True Final Absolute Trumping-All Intelligence. We are truly sorry, you heathen!