I've decided that I think I should go looking for Jesus. All it takes is faith that I will find him, and apparently I can find him very easily because "he's everywhere!" Then I need do nothing more but read the Bible (I'm doing that anyway) and grovel on my knees 2/3 times a day while looking at the insides of my eyelids and talking to the air. Then I can say pretty much anything I like, make any claim about anything and then claim that I know it's true because "I have faith." And I don't ever have to do another thing. The beauty of this is, if I also make weekly trips down to the local church, put some money in the plate and listen to some idiot telling me about what a bad person I am, I can get to believe that at the end of my life, I can live forever with Jesus. That must mean I can live everywhere seeing that Jesus is everywhere. Isn't that a cool way to see not only the whole earth, but also the whole universe without ever having to put up with bad airline food again. Cool hey??
Just kidding, just kidding. I haven't lost my marbles, yet!

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit injustices.
Voltaire