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Obviously a bit worse for wear after all the creatin' he's bin doin'.
Proof at Last! God's Penis Found!
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Proof at Last! God's Penis Found!
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by Alan B » Jan 16, 2015 9:56 am
At lower right:
Obviously a bit worse for wear after all the creatin' he's bin doin'.
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Re: Proof at Last! God's Penis Found!
#2 by Arcanyn » Jan 16, 2015 10:03 am
Poor Mary.
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Re: Proof at Last! God's Penis Found!
#3 by Animavore » Jan 16, 2015 10:05 am
Looks very small compared to his hand. I'd dare say Mary even noticed. Must've come as a shock when the angel told her.
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Re: Proof at Last! God's Penis Found!
#4 by Alan B » Jan 16, 2015 1:17 pm
No, no, no. God had to use a surrogate angel to sort Mary out. 
He's not daft, y'know.
He's not daft, y'know.
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Re: Proof at Last! God's Penis Found!
#5 by Calilasseia » Jan 16, 2015 3:16 pm
I'm more worried about the gross teratological deformity in the centre. If that's supposed to be the hand of God, I wouldn't want to be the surgeon given the job of reconstructing something more normal looking from that cankerous mess. Probably explains why his aim's so bad when it comes to the smiting bit. You know, Pat Robertson claiming that natural disasters are punishment for all the queers, only for the natural disasters to turn up in the Bible Belt.
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#6 by DarthHelmet86 » Jan 16, 2015 4:08 pm
All joking aside...what a fucking amazing image.
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#7 by Calilasseia » Jan 16, 2015 4:47 pm
DarthHelmet86 wrote:All joking aside...what a fucking amazing image.
Oh indeed, and furthermore, it's a part of the Eagle Nebula, within which star formation is being observed.
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Re: Proof at Last! God's Penis Found!
#8 by Clive Durdle » Jan 16, 2015 6:00 pm
It is ten light years long!
And as it is seven thousand light years away, when did something happen again?
And as it is seven thousand light years away, when did something happen again?
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#9 by Fallible » Jan 16, 2015 6:14 pm
Brain cannot compute...
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#10 by BlackBart » Jan 16, 2015 6:21 pm
And it may not be there anymore, as scientists think it's been destroyed by a supernova, but we can still see it...
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Re: Proof at Last! God's Penis Found!
#11 by CdesignProponentsist » Jan 16, 2015 7:16 pm
If the small one is God's penis, is the big one God's hand?
Very sad
EDIT: Just noticed this same joke repeated at least twice before me. Damn!
Very sad
EDIT: Just noticed this same joke repeated at least twice before me. Damn!
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#12 by laklak » Jan 16, 2015 7:40 pm
So god is a double adapter, with a clit stimulator?
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Re: Proof at Last! God's Penis Found!
#13 by Rumraket » Jan 17, 2015 5:08 am
He should get that lump on the shaft checked, doesn't look right.
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Re: Proof at Last! God's Penis Found!
#14 by Rumraket » Jan 17, 2015 5:10 am
Animavore wrote:Looks very small compared to his hand. I'd dare say Mary even noticed. Must've come as a shock when the angel told her.
Well she's supposed to have been a virgin right? Sounds like he just found her sleeping and dropped a load on her crotch.
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Re: Proof at Last! God's Penis Found!
#15 by angelo » Jan 19, 2015 12:29 pm
Hold on, couldn't that be Apollo's penis? Is there proof it's not?
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#16 by Alan B » Jan 19, 2015 2:06 pm
angelo wrote:Hold on, couldn't that be Apollo's penis? Is there proof it's not?
I suspect it's the same bloke in disguise.
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#17 by THWOTH » Jan 20, 2015 3:37 am
Rumraket wrote:Animavore wrote:Looks very small compared to his hand. I'd dare say Mary even noticed. Must've come as a shock when the angel told her.
Well she's supposed to have been a virgin right? Sounds like he just found her sleeping and dropped a load on her crotch.
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#18 by CdesignProponentsist » Jan 20, 2015 4:03 am
angelo wrote:Hold on, couldn't that be Apollo's penis? Is there proof it's not?
Which one? Apollo 11?
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Re: Proof at Last! God's Penis Found!
#20 by CdesignProponentsist » Jan 21, 2015 10:28 pm
You might be right. That one did end a little prematurely.
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