Why evolution is totally and completely false

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Why evolution is totally and completely false

#1  Postby epepke » Nov 15, 2014 2:35 pm

Much stronger arguments than usual.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/evolution-aint-real
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Re: Why evolution is totally and completely false

#2  Postby aban57 » Nov 15, 2014 3:46 pm

the comments are hilariously stupid
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Re: Why evolution is totally and completely false

#3  Postby Rumraket » Nov 15, 2014 6:03 pm

The one with the baby on the mattress. For a moment there it looked like the poor kid flew out the window.
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Re: Why evolution is totally and completely false

#4  Postby Oeditor » Nov 17, 2014 5:59 pm

If evolution is real, well... we still need Darwin Awards.
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Re: Why evolution is totally and completely false

#5  Postby CADman2300 » Feb 07, 2015 11:58 pm

:smug: All of those examples are actually proof of evolution. Like the Darwin Awards these idiots improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.
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Re: Why evolution is totally and completely false

#6  Postby hackenslash » Feb 08, 2015 12:07 am

OhmyfuckingdaysIcan'tbreathe!

Too funny.
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Re: Why evolution is totally and completely false

#7  Postby Rachel Bronwyn » Feb 08, 2015 12:19 am

Rumraket wrote:The one with the baby on the mattress. For a moment there it looked like the poor kid flew out the window.


I didn't see the kid land. I'm worried.
what a terrible image
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Re: Why evolution is totally and completely false

#8  Postby DougC » Feb 08, 2015 12:29 am

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:
Rumraket wrote:The one with the baby on the mattress. For a moment there it looked like the poor kid flew out the window.


I didn't see the kid land. I'm worried.

Good point. :ask:
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Re: Why evolution is totally and completely false

#9  Postby Rachel Bronwyn » Feb 08, 2015 12:30 am

If he didn't fly out the window he hit the wall. I don't see a good option.
what a terrible image
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Re: Why evolution is totally and completely false

#10  Postby Steve » Feb 08, 2015 12:38 am

No way evolution created this. It makes no sense at all.

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Re: Why evolution is totally and completely false

#11  Postby Steve » Feb 08, 2015 12:43 am

There have even been experiments.

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#12  Postby hackenslash » Feb 08, 2015 12:52 am

Steve wrote:No way evolution created this. It makes no sense at all.

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Of all the morons who've tried that stunt, this one, fuckwit though he was, made it away without drowning. That makes him the fittest.

I know. Sad, isn't it?
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Re: Why evolution is totally and completely false

#13  Postby Steve » Feb 08, 2015 12:57 am

I assume they had their regular ration of road runner educational messages, and still went ahead.
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Re: Why evolution is totally and completely false

#14  Postby RobM » Feb 08, 2015 6:42 am

DougC wrote:
Rachel Bronwyn wrote:
Rumraket wrote:The one with the baby on the mattress. For a moment there it looked like the poor kid flew out the window.


I didn't see the kid land. I'm worried.

Good point. :ask:

It didn't turn out too bad.


Still plain stupid.
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Re: Why evolution is totally and completely false

#15  Postby Darwinsbulldog » Feb 08, 2015 7:49 am

These vids are why I think religion and woo will win. :-(
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