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Missing Universe - Their take on evolution

 
 

Missing Universe - Their take on evolution

#1  Postby Religion? » Jan 02, 2011 1:36 pm

This makes for a great read if you need some cheering up:

http://missinguniversemuseum.com/Exhibit6.htm
To most Christians, the bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it, they just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'.

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#2  Postby Calilasseia » Jan 02, 2011 1:54 pm

The only effect that site had on me was to make me think "why are creationist websites so retarded?"
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#3  Postby Animavore » Jan 02, 2011 1:56 pm

I think someone needs to ask the Wizard of Oz for a brain.



For fuck fucking sake!
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#4  Postby Goldenmane » Jan 02, 2011 2:19 pm

Well, that was stupid.
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#5  Postby Bribase » Jan 02, 2011 2:23 pm

Oh dear.
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#6  Postby iamthereforeithink » Jan 02, 2011 2:29 pm

Evidently, in some people, the brain is a vestigial organ.
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#7  Postby John P. M. » Jan 02, 2011 2:59 pm

Well, it's not so much that they're stupid (although it may help); I used to think like this myself, and I wasn't really much dumber back then, just misinformed. They're not taking natural selection and economy into account.
To them it's either 100% random, or intelligently designed.
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#8  Postby Jie » Jan 02, 2011 6:05 pm

WARNING!
Be prepared to lose 15 IQ points just by clicking on the OP's link, plus an additional 3 points per word if you actually start to read.
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#9  Postby Scar » Jan 02, 2011 9:47 pm

That picture of evolution man made my day.
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#10  Postby pensioner » Jan 02, 2011 10:01 pm

I clicked on the link and all I got was this.

"The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later."

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#11  Postby CADman2300 » Jan 03, 2011 12:07 am

pensioner wrote:I clicked on the link and all I got was this.

"The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later."

Darwin kicked dog in the nuts and the server went down.


I got that too. :(
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#12  Postby lucek » Jan 03, 2011 4:18 am

Can someone who actually was able to read the page paraphrase what it was?
"Hold on tight and pretend it's a plan."

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#13  Postby iamthereforeithink » Jan 03, 2011 4:55 am

Essentially a description and defense of this picture:

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#14  Postby lucek » Jan 03, 2011 5:19 am

iamthereforeithink wrote:Essentially a description and defense of this picture:

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Yes sending a picture that doesn't load to explain a web page that doesn't load.

Edit: never trust a spell check.
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#15  Postby Delvo » Jan 03, 2011 5:51 am

That makes perfect sense if you consider the lyrics of this song: •
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#16  Postby iamthereforeithink » Jan 03, 2011 5:59 am

OK, how's this now?
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#17  Postby ADParker » Jan 04, 2011 3:51 am

(the page was down, appears to be back up now) The stupid it burns!
I just 'love' the little test on that site though:

Evolution Test

Students, give this test to your teachers. When they fail it, ask them why they are teaching this nonsense!

Teachers, give this test to your students if you really want them to know the truth about evolution!

1. Which evolved first, male or female?
2. How many millions of years elapsed between the first male and first female?
3. List at least 9 of the false assumptions made with radioactive dating methods.
4. Why hasn't any extinct creature re-evolved after millions of years?
5. Which came first:
...the eye,
...the eyelid,
...the eyebrow,
...the eye sockets,
...the eye muscles,
...the eye lashes,
...the tear ducts,
...the brain's interpretation of light?
6. How many millions of years between each in question 5?
7. If we all evolved from a common ancestor, why can't all the different species mate with one another and produce fertile offspring?
8. List any of the millions of creatures in just five stages of its evolution showing the progression of a new organ of any kind. When you have done this, you can collect the millions of dollars in rewards offered for proof of evolution!
9. Why is it that the very things that would prove Evolution (transitional forms) are still missing?
10. Explain why something as complex as human life could happen by chance, but something as simple as a coin must have a creator. (Show your math solution.)
11. Why aren't any fossils or coal or oil being formed today?
12. List 50 vestigial or useless organs or appendages in the human body.
13. Why hasn't anyone collected the millions of dollars in rewards for proof of evolution?
14. If life began hundreds of millions of years ago, why is the earth still under populated?
15. Why hasn't evolution duplicated all species on all continents?
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#18  Postby Denny » Jan 04, 2011 4:03 am

Holy cow utters. That shit was.... Wow.
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#19  Postby Calilasseia » Jan 04, 2011 5:23 am

ADParker wrote:(the page was down, appears to be back up now) The stupid it burns!
I just 'love' the little test on that site though:

Evolution Test

Students, give this test to your teachers. When they fail it, ask them why they are teaching this nonsense!

Teachers, give this test to your students if you really want them to know the truth about evolution!

1. Which evolved first, male or female?
2. How many millions of years elapsed between the first male and first female?
3. List at least 9 of the false assumptions made with radioactive dating methods.
4. Why hasn't any extinct creature re-evolved after millions of years?
5. Which came first:
...the eye,
...the eyelid,
...the eyebrow,
...the eye sockets,
...the eye muscles,
...the eye lashes,
...the tear ducts,
...the brain's interpretation of light?
6. How many millions of years between each in question 5?
7. If we all evolved from a common ancestor, why can't all the different species mate with one another and produce fertile offspring?
8. List any of the millions of creatures in just five stages of its evolution showing the progression of a new organ of any kind. When you have done this, you can collect the millions of dollars in rewards offered for proof of evolution!
9. Why is it that the very things that would prove Evolution (transitional forms) are still missing?
10. Explain why something as complex as human life could happen by chance, but something as simple as a coin must have a creator. (Show your math solution.)
11. Why aren't any fossils or coal or oil being formed today?
12. List 50 vestigial or useless organs or appendages in the human body.
13. Why hasn't anyone collected the millions of dollars in rewards for proof of evolution?
14. If life began hundreds of millions of years ago, why is the earth still under populated?
15. Why hasn't evolution duplicated all species on all continents?


Oh dear, not THIS excrement again ... I dealt with this on TalkRational over a year ago. Want me to carpet bomb this shit?
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#20  Postby Delvo » Jan 04, 2011 5:28 am

I've never seen them try anything like items 12 and 14 before. What do they mean by the claim that the world is "underpopulated", and why that particular chosen number of vestigial/useless parts?
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