next door neighbour said he's pay me back a tenner he owes me this morning but he's not awake yet...another friend owes me £160....really need to stop lending people money and buying them booze/fags/drugs...I do that a lot 
Describe your financial worries...solutions?
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by Keep It Real » Oct 29, 2017 8:57 am
Can't even afford to buy a pint of milk for a cup of tea next door neighbour said he's pay me back a tenner he owes me this morning but he's not awake yet...another friend owes me £160....really need to stop lending people money and buying them booze/fags/drugs...I do that a lot
next door neighbour said he's pay me back a tenner he owes me this morning but he's not awake yet...another friend owes me £160....really need to stop lending people money and buying them booze/fags/drugs...I do that a lot Arthur : All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world. Slartibartfast : No, that's perfectly normal paranoia.
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Re: Describe your financial worries...solutions?
#2 by Keep It Real » Oct 29, 2017 11:32 am
I went to the shop to try to get a lay on of butter and milk. Bumped into one person I know on the way, told him I had no money and needed milk, and he gave me a quid! Then I bumped into a bird I know and she gave me some filter tips! Not all bad in my endz then : )
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#3 by surreptitious57 » Oct 29, 2017 12:18 pm
Stop lending money to people when you have none for food. If you had not lent to those two you would now
have I70 quid of your own which is enough for eight and a half weeks worth of food. Altruism and empathy
are wonderful attributes but an empty stomach has no use for them
have I70 quid of your own which is enough for eight and a half weeks worth of food. Altruism and empathy
are wonderful attributes but an empty stomach has no use for them
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#4 by scott1328 » Oct 29, 2017 2:20 pm
I can't afford to retire until I am 55 if want to keep the second home. 
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#5 by Keep It Real » Oct 29, 2017 2:29 pm
surreptitious57 wrote:Stop lending money to people when you have none for food. If you had not lent to those two you would now
have I70 quid of your own which is enough for eight and a half weeks worth of food. Altruism and empathy
are wonderful attributes but an empty stomach has no use for them
Agreed. My neighbour gave me back that tenner a few hours ago so that's something.
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#6 by Keep It Real » Oct 29, 2017 2:30 pm
scott1328 wrote:I can't afford to retire until I am 55 if want to keep the second home.
Ah but you will have two homes! : )
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#7 by Keep It Real » Oct 29, 2017 2:47 pm
It's a bit like saying "I can't afford a Ferrari!"
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#8 by scott1328 » Oct 29, 2017 2:51 pm
I don't like Ferraris.
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#9 by Keep It Real » Oct 29, 2017 2:55 pm
No me neither but you take the point.
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#10 by scott1328 » Oct 29, 2017 2:57 pm
Of course I take the point. You brits and your failure to grasp wry humor. Almost as bad as Americans
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#11 by Keep It Real » Oct 29, 2017 2:59 pm
Reported for racism.
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#12 by surreptitious57 » Oct 29, 2017 3:35 pm
The irony of a Brit having an American explain irony to him
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#13 by Keep It Real » Oct 29, 2017 6:53 pm
Arthur : All my life I've had this strange feeling that there's something big and sinister going on in the world. Slartibartfast : No, that's perfectly normal paranoia.
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#14 by scott1328 » Oct 29, 2017 6:56 pm
I recognize the attempt at humor. Wry? Maybe a little on the nose
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#15 by VazScep » Oct 29, 2017 7:04 pm
Tea is an extravagance. Tea with milk in it, doubly so.
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#16 by The_Piper » Oct 29, 2017 7:24 pm
Tea sucks, covfefe's better. 
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#17 by Keep It Real » Oct 29, 2017 8:18 pm
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#18 by surreptitious57 » Oct 29, 2017 9:06 pm
Black Tea / One Sugar / Six Cups With Every Meal / Absolutely Delicious
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#19 by SafeAsMilk » Oct 29, 2017 9:31 pm
Six cups, holy fuck! Had three cups for breakfast the other day, I was buzzing!
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#20 by Keep It Real » Oct 31, 2017 7:36 am
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