The Apprentice 2014

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The Apprentice 2014

#1  Postby Keep It Real » Oct 16, 2014 7:03 pm

So this year there are 20 fawning, shallow, greedy, egotistical candidates attempting to get into bed with little Lord Sugar Cunt.

Watch as the candidates bicker and whine, big themselves up, stab each-other in the back, demean themselves performing embarrassing tasks and generally point out how stupid they are.

Watch as Lord Sugar and his cronies criticise, demean, insult, humiliate and in 95% of cases fire the candidates.

Revel in the fact you're nothing like any of them.

:popcorn:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b04m0c6v/the-apprentice-series-10-1-ten-years-of-selling
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Re: The Apprentice 2014

#2  Postby Keep It Real » Oct 16, 2014 7:13 pm

The girls' team (Sugar calls them girls and boys instead of men and women, in order to pretend he's bigger than them presumably) called themselves "Team Decadence". Roflyrofl :smile:
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Re: The Apprentice 2014

#3  Postby campermon » Oct 16, 2014 7:36 pm

Keep It Real wrote:So this year there are 20 fawning, shallow, greedy, egotistical candidates attempting to get into bed with little Lord Sugar Cunt.

Watch as the candidates bicker and whine, big themselves up, stab each-other in the back, demean themselves performing embarrassing tasks and generally point out how stupid they are.

Watch as Lord Sugar and his cronies criticise, demean, insult, humiliate and in 95% of cases fire the candidates.

Revel in the fact you're nothing like any of them.

:popcorn:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b04m0c6v/the-apprentice-series-10-1-ten-years-of-selling


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I said that very thing to MrsC when we watched it last night!

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Re: The Apprentice 2014

#4  Postby Keep It Real » Oct 16, 2014 7:48 pm

:lol: :cheers:
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Re: The Apprentice 2014

#5  Postby BlackBart » Oct 16, 2014 7:55 pm

Well worth missing.
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Re: The Apprentice 2014

#6  Postby campermon » Oct 16, 2014 7:57 pm

BlackBart wrote:Well worth missing.


No!!!

It's compulsive viewing!

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Re: The Apprentice 2014

#7  Postby crazyfitter » Oct 16, 2014 8:06 pm

It makes me feel good about myself and I'm crazy. :whistle:
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Re: The Apprentice 2014

#8  Postby BlackBart » Oct 16, 2014 8:25 pm

campermon wrote:
BlackBart wrote:Well worth missing.


No!!!

It's compulsive viewing!

:cheers:


:what: So, how long have you been have these 'compulsions' now, Mr Campermon?
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Re: The Apprentice 2014

#9  Postby Fallible » Oct 16, 2014 8:34 pm

I immediately wanted to punch all of them.
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Re: The Apprentice 2014

#10  Postby campermon » Oct 16, 2014 8:38 pm

BlackBart wrote:
campermon wrote:
BlackBart wrote:Well worth missing.


No!!!

It's compulsive viewing!

:cheers:


:what: So, how long have you been have these 'compulsions' now, Mr Campermon?


I watched them all...... :oops:
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Re: The Apprentice 2014

#11  Postby Arnold Layne » Oct 16, 2014 8:54 pm

I fucking hate it.

Of course, I've never watched a minute.
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Re: The Apprentice 2014

#12  Postby minininja » Oct 16, 2014 9:19 pm

As always, this has to be posted:




I do hate The Apprentice, - it's so contrived and ridiculous.




I still watch it though. :nono:
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Re: The Apprentice 2014

#13  Postby campermon » Oct 16, 2014 9:35 pm

minininja wrote:As always, this has to be posted:




I do hate The Apprentice, - it's so contrived and ridiculous.




I still watch it though. :nono:


Brilliant!! I've never seen that.

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Re: The Apprentice 2014

#14  Postby hackenslash » Oct 16, 2014 9:53 pm

campermon wrote:
BlackBart wrote:
campermon wrote:
BlackBart wrote:Well worth missing.


No!!!

It's compulsive viewing!

:cheers:


:what: So, how long have you been have these 'compulsions' now, Mr Campermon?


I watched them all...... :oops:


Me too. I enjoy seeing just how stupid Britain's brightest and best are.

This new crop are far and away the most stupid to date. It's hilarious.
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Re: The Apprentice 2014

#15  Postby Fallible » Oct 16, 2014 10:00 pm

Favourite part so far was Maggie Thatcher Junior telling everyone they had to wear short skirts and lots of make up. Second place is the 'girls' being told to re-name their team because it hadn't occurred to them what connotations the word 'decadence' had.
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Re: The Apprentice 2014

#16  Postby hackenslash » Oct 16, 2014 10:06 pm

I predicted that. As soon as they decided I turned to Mrs Slash and said they'd have to change it. I predicted the immediate sacking of Longshanks as well. I even think that, had the guys won, he'd have sacked him anyway for ducking.

Sheba, Queen of Canada is my favourite so far. His Apprentice career dissipation light has been flashing furiously since the first time he opened his gob.
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Re: The Apprentice 2014

#17  Postby Keep It Real » Oct 16, 2014 10:17 pm

hackenslash wrote: I predicted the immediate sacking of Longshanks as well.

Did you? Fair play. I thought he wasn't a cheerleading team player for sure mind - instant fail in the apprentice. If I thought uber alpha sugar could stand another singular cunt I might have tipped him even.
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#18  Postby Fallible » Oct 16, 2014 10:26 pm

hackenslash wrote:I predicted that. As soon as they decided I turned to Mrs Slash and said they'd have to change it. I predicted the immediate sacking of Longshanks as well. I even think that, had the guys won, he'd have sacked him anyway for ducking.

Sheba, Queen of Canada is my favourite so far. His Apprentice career dissipation light has been flashing furiously since the first time he opened his gob.


Ah yes, Canada's Miss Thing. She's so highly strung you could play Danny Boy on her.

I predicted the name change thing too. We just burst out laughing when they decided on Decadence, and it was the laughter of outright disbelief that anyone could be that stupid.

Also I would like to show off about saying 'if Summit lose, Robert's in trouble'. I wanted that slimy berk with the lantern jaw and 5 o'clock shadow to go though, Daniel I think it is. The one who says he can make women do things.
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Re: The Apprentice 2014

#19  Postby hackenslash » Oct 16, 2014 10:32 pm

Well, he made you do something...

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Re: The Apprentice 2014

#20  Postby fluttermoth » Oct 16, 2014 10:42 pm

hackenslash wrote:

This new crop are far and away the most stupid to date. It's hilarious.


They are truly awful this year!

I watch it as if it was a nature documentary on some rare and alien species :p
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