So this year there are 20 fawning, shallow, greedy, egotistical candidates attempting to get into bed with little Lord Sugar Cunt.

Watch as the candidates bicker and whine, big themselves up, stab each-other in the back, demean themselves performing embarrassing tasks and generally point out how stupid they are.

Watch as Lord Sugar and his cronies criticise, demean, insult, humiliate and in 95% of cases fire the candidates.

Revel in the fact you're nothing like any of them.



http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b04m0c6v/the-apprentice-series-10-1-ten-years-of-selling

The girls' team (Sugar calls them girls and boys instead of men and women, in order to pretend he's bigger than them presumably) called themselves "Team Decadence". Roflyrofl

Keep It Real wrote:So this year there are 20 fawning, shallow, greedy, egotistical candidates attempting to get into bed with little Lord Sugar Cunt.

Watch as the candidates bicker and whine, big themselves up, stab each-other in the back, demean themselves performing embarrassing tasks and generally point out how stupid they are.

Watch as Lord Sugar and his cronies criticise, demean, insult, humiliate and in 95% of cases fire the candidates.

Revel in the fact you're nothing like any of them.



http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b04m0c6v/the-apprentice-series-10-1-ten-years-of-selling

I said that very thing to MrsC when we watched it last night!

Well worth missing.

BlackBart wrote:Well worth missing.

No!!!

It's compulsive viewing!

It makes me feel good about myself and I'm crazy.

campermon wrote:

BlackBart wrote:Well worth missing.

No!!!

It's compulsive viewing!

So, how long have you been have these 'compulsions' now, Mr Campermon?

I immediately wanted to punch all of them.

BlackBart wrote:

campermon wrote:

BlackBart wrote:Well worth missing.

No!!!

It's compulsive viewing!

So, how long have you been have these 'compulsions' now, Mr Campermon?

I watched them all......

I fucking hate it.

Of course, I've never watched a minute.

As always, this has to be posted:




I do hate The Apprentice, - it's so contrived and ridiculous.




I still watch it though.

minininja wrote:As always, this has to be posted:




I do hate The Apprentice, - it's so contrived and ridiculous.




I still watch it though.

Brilliant!! I've never seen that.

campermon wrote:

BlackBart wrote:

campermon wrote:

BlackBart wrote:Well worth missing.

No!!!

It's compulsive viewing!

So, how long have you been have these 'compulsions' now, Mr Campermon?

I watched them all......

Me too. I enjoy seeing just how stupid Britain's brightest and best are.

This new crop are far and away the most stupid to date. It's hilarious.

Favourite part so far was Maggie Thatcher Junior telling everyone they had to wear short skirts and lots of make up. Second place is the 'girls' being told to re-name their team because it hadn't occurred to them what connotations the word 'decadence' had.

I predicted that. As soon as they decided I turned to Mrs Slash and said they'd have to change it. I predicted the immediate sacking of Longshanks as well. I even think that, had the guys won, he'd have sacked him anyway for ducking.

Sheba, Queen of Canada is my favourite so far. His Apprentice career dissipation light has been flashing furiously since the first time he opened his gob.

hackenslash wrote: I predicted the immediate sacking of Longshanks as well.

Did you? Fair play. I thought he wasn't a cheerleading team player for sure mind - instant fail in the apprentice. If I thought uber alpha sugar could stand another singular cunt I might have tipped him even.

hackenslash wrote:I predicted that. As soon as they decided I turned to Mrs Slash and said they'd have to change it. I predicted the immediate sacking of Longshanks as well. I even think that, had the guys won, he'd have sacked him anyway for ducking.

Sheba, Queen of Canada is my favourite so far. His Apprentice career dissipation light has been flashing furiously since the first time he opened his gob.

Ah yes, Canada's Miss Thing. She's so highly strung you could play Danny Boy on her.

I predicted the name change thing too. We just burst out laughing when they decided on Decadence, and it was the laughter of outright disbelief that anyone could be that stupid.

Also I would like to show off about saying 'if Summit lose, Robert's in trouble'. I wanted that slimy berk with the lantern jaw and 5 o'clock shadow to go though, Daniel I think it is. The one who says he can make women do things.

Well, he made you do something...

hackenslash wrote:

This new crop are far and away the most stupid to date. It's hilarious.

They are truly awful this year!

I watch it as if it was a nature documentary on some rare and alien species :p