"Analyze this!": "You are what you eat."

OlivierK · **#41** by **OlivierK** » Dec 27, 2018 9:22 pm

TopCat wrote:In fairness, there is an outside chance of an interesting point about conditional probability emerging from his attempt at proving that he had a sign from God, not that it will be a surprise to many here.

However, that will depend on whether he's interested in sensible discourse or just (not very good) showboating being magniloquent.

(I didn't know the word 'magniloquent' until I went looking for it, but I like it.)

You were right to strike out "(not very good) showboating". It was far too kind.

laklak · **#42** by **laklak** » Dec 27, 2018 9:49 pm

I am asparagus and ham quiche.

No! I am asparagus and ham quiche!

Skinny Puppy · **#43** by **Skinny Puppy** » Dec 27, 2018 10:24 pm

SafeAsMilk wrote:
Skinny Puppy wrote:
SafeAsMilk wrote:
Skinny Puppy wrote:There might be some truth in that saying. Trump is an angel, so it should scientifically follow that he must eat an awful lot of angel food cake.

In reality, he eats a lot of over-cooked steak with ketchup. Which explains a lot, not least of which how he looks

Well the Clinton’s (of the Clinton Crime Syndicate) are full of shit, but do they really eat shit? My guess is that they’re on a strict diet of laundered money.

Looks like Fox News hasn't been keeping you up on all the actual sentencing for verifiable crimes going on in the Trump investigation, maybe try watching some actual news

But… can science show how illegal money can turn to poop? These are certainly questions that need an answer.

Is there a chemist in the house?

Seriously, watch the vid. That's what folks call "humor". I know, it's more complex than "durrr, poo poo pee pee!", but apply yourself, and someday you too can say something clever!

I’ll make you a deal, a fair one, K? :thumbup:

The second, the very second you say something clever, I’ll try too.

And no, posting an infinite amount of these :lol:

doesn’t count. Sorry.

SafeAsMilk · **#44** by **SafeAsMilk** » Dec 27, 2018 10:36 pm

Skinny Puppy wrote:
SafeAsMilk wrote:
Skinny Puppy wrote:
SafeAsMilk wrote:
In reality, he eats a lot of over-cooked steak with ketchup. Which explains a lot, not least of which how he looks

Well the Clinton’s (of the Clinton Crime Syndicate) are full of shit, but do they really eat shit? My guess is that they’re on a strict diet of laundered money.

Looks like Fox News hasn't been keeping you up on all the actual sentencing for verifiable crimes going on in the Trump investigation, maybe try watching some actual news

But… can science show how illegal money can turn to poop? These are certainly questions that need an answer.

Is there a chemist in the house?

Seriously, watch the vid. That's what folks call "humor". I know, it's more complex than "durrr, poo poo pee pee!", but apply yourself, and someday you too can say something clever!

I’ll make you a deal, a fair one, K?

The second, the very second you say something clever, I’ll try too.

You wouldn't know clever if it bit you in the ass :lol:

And no, posting an infinite amount of these doesn’t count. Sorry.

Don't worry, I limit them to one for every time you say something dumb. I don't think you have enough time to say an infinite number of dumb things, but I'm glad to see you're trying!

Skinny Puppy · **#45** by **Skinny Puppy** » Dec 28, 2018 7:29 am

SafeAsMilk wrote:
Skinny Puppy wrote:
SafeAsMilk wrote:
Fallible wrote:What the fuck is going on in here?

Incredibly lame trolling. I'll leave this here so scherado and SP might learn something about how a person who's actually smart does it.
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Yes it is incredible. Posts #7, #8 and #11 are about Trump in a thread that has nothing to do with him, mind you, we’ll just add it to the other (uncountable) threads where, come hell or high water, Trump has to be mentioned.

A day without Trump is a day without sunshine around here... apparently.

Oh my gosh, the half-wit in charge of a world power being mentioned in more than one thread, you're so right!

Oh no wait, it's just more just butt-hurt whining because your personal lord and savior is a verifiable moron and a grifter

I have to admit you're correct. :oops:

Ah, if only, if only Trump would learn from a seasoned politician.

This truly is a gift that keeps giving.

Fallible · **#46** by **Fallible** » Dec 28, 2018 9:47 am

Ah christ, he's trying humour again. See youse later folks.

Rachel Bronwyn · **#47** by **Rachel Bronwyn** » Dec 28, 2018 12:14 pm

It's like someone who's mommy told them they were a very handsome boy and any woman would be lucky to have them growing up and, in adulthood, they still believe that was true.

The_Piper · **#48** by **The_Piper** » Dec 28, 2018 12:48 pm

Skinny Puppy wrote:
SafeAsMilk wrote:
Skinny Puppy wrote:
SafeAsMilk wrote:
Incredibly lame trolling. I'll leave this here so scherado and SP might learn something about how a person who's actually smart does it.
<snip>

Yes it is incredible. Posts #7, #8 and #11 are about Trump in a thread that has nothing to do with him, mind you, we’ll just add it to the other (uncountable) threads where, come hell or high water, Trump has to be mentioned.

A day without Trump is a day without sunshine around here... apparently.

Oh my gosh, the half-wit in charge of a world power being mentioned in more than one thread, you're so right!

Oh no wait, it's just more just butt-hurt whining because your personal lord and savior is a verifiable moron and a grifter

I have to admit you're correct. Ah, if only, if only Trump would learn from a seasoned politician.

This truly is a gift that keeps giving.

We may disagree on the policies, but no one can say your points of view aren't well researched.

Rachel Bronwyn · **#49** by **Rachel Bronwyn** » Dec 28, 2018 12:53 pm

Note him selectively going after politicians who happen to be women uh-gain.

SafeAsMilk · **#50** by **SafeAsMilk** » Dec 28, 2018 2:09 pm

Fallible wrote:Ah christ, he's trying humour again. See youse later folks.

It's an awful lot like advising SevenZarkSeven in a different thread: you try to tell a guy that people are unwillingly aware of how badly they smell, and their reaction is to try and smell worse.

Cito di Pense · **#51** by **Cito di Pense** » Dec 28, 2018 2:19 pm

SafeAsMilk wrote:people are unwillingly aware of how badly they smell

Took me awhile to parse this, but then, I once went to a ticket counter stoned and was asked "One way, or round trip?" I just said, "Yeahhhhh."

Skinny Puppy · **#52** by **Skinny Puppy** » Dec 28, 2018 2:58 pm

Fallible wrote:Ah christ, he's trying humour again. See youse later folks.

Well, would you be willing to teach me humour? :pray:

You obviously have the gift.

But not childish humour, I’d like to learn the sophisticated, adult and mature humour that you employ.

Fallible wrote:
SevenZarkSeven wrote:
Fallible wrote:Another reason to avoid you.

You can do that by just avoiding me. No need to announce it.

You're a pee pee head.

SafeAsMilk · **#53** by **SafeAsMilk** » Dec 28, 2018 3:08 pm

Cito di Pense wrote:
SafeAsMilk wrote:people are unwillingly aware of how badly they smell

Took me awhile to parse this, but then, I once went to a ticket counter stoned and was asked "One way, or round trip?" I just said, "Yeahhhhh."

I definitely could've phrased it better :lol:

The_Piper · **#54** by **The_Piper** » Dec 28, 2018 3:09 pm

Skinny Puppy wrote:
But not childish humour, I’d like to learn the sophisticated, adult and mature humour that you employ.

Well, go ahead, no one's stopping you. Of course you'd have to learn how to be an adult first.
But let's be serious for a moment. It's ok for your wife to have universal health care, but for America it's too pie in the sky. Anyone desiring to pass legislation in that direction is a bimbo, according to you. That's so hypocritical that I think trying to educate you about self-awareness is a lost cause. You'd just cry foul again. LOL

Skinny Puppy · **#55** by **Skinny Puppy** » Dec 28, 2018 3:47 pm

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:Note him selectively going after politicians who happen to be women uh-gain.

SafeAsMilk · **#56** by **SafeAsMilk** » Dec 28, 2018 3:53 pm

Yeah come on you guys, this time he wasn't ribbing her for having a period!

Actually I'm not sure, gave up watching his dumbass videos after he unironically posted Mark Dice :lol:

The_Metatron · **#57** by **The_Metatron** » Dec 28, 2018 5:45 pm

scherado wrote:Here's another "easy" one, and it involves what's considered to be a truism -- everyone seems to believe it's true.

"Analyze this!": "You are what you eat."

What do you eat, then? Bullshit?

OlivierK · **#58** by **OlivierK** » Dec 28, 2018 9:28 pm

Skinny Puppy wrote:
Rachel Bronwyn wrote:Note him selectively going after politicians who happen to be women uh-gain.

I think Skinny's alluding here to the idea that if he covers his eyes, then you won't be able to see his problem with women.

Rachel Bronwyn · **#59** by **Rachel Bronwyn** » Dec 28, 2018 9:31 pm

It isn't working. His misogyny is too outrageous.

Skinny Puppy · **#60** by **Skinny Puppy** » Dec 28, 2018 9:59 pm

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:It isn't working. His misogyny is too outrageous.

You know, repeating BS ad nauseam doesn’t/won’t/can’t make it true.

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