How many weapons of what sort are enough? do you possess?

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Re: How many weapons of what sort are enough? do you possess?

#21  Postby NineBerry » Oct 20, 2019 9:07 pm

I can always go naked to ward off any fiend.
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Re: How many weapons of what sort are enough? do you possess?

#22  Postby Ironclad » Oct 20, 2019 10:12 pm

Looks like you are ready for the apocalypse lol
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Re: How many weapons of what sort are enough? do you possess?

#23  Postby Spinozasgalt » Oct 21, 2019 1:12 am

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Re: How many weapons of what sort are enough? do you possess?

#24  Postby Hermit » Oct 21, 2019 1:56 am

For much of my life baring my fangs was enough to send anyone who meant me harm into flight, but the tooth of time blunted them. Silly creator lacked foresight, didn't he?

Yet, I fear nobody. What I lack, my constant protector Mayhem has in spades!

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And on the odd occasion where this is not enough to keep me safe, her "If you don't fuck off right now you're about to experience your own personal Armageddon" will.

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Re: How many weapons of what sort are enough? do you possess?

#25  Postby The_Piper » Oct 21, 2019 2:00 am

:lol: Sleepy demon kitty.
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Re: How many weapons of what sort are enough? do you possess?

#26  Postby LucidFlight » Oct 21, 2019 7:32 am

Spinozasgalt wrote:Image

Do you play it or throw it? :ask:
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Re: How many weapons of what sort are enough? do you possess?

#27  Postby Spinozasgalt » Oct 21, 2019 8:11 am

Invade my home and find out.
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Re: How many weapons of what sort are enough? do you possess?

#28  Postby mattthomas » Oct 21, 2019 11:53 am

I rely on my rapier wit and comedic timing, but as a fall back I have a few drawers of slightly dodgy implements in my bedroom. If it came to it I could be batting skulls with an anal hook or spreader bar.
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Re: How many weapons of what sort are enough? do you possess?

#29  Postby felltoearth » Oct 21, 2019 11:55 am

Um... er... an anal... oh nevermind.
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Re: How many weapons of what sort are enough? do you possess?

#30  Postby BlackBart » Oct 21, 2019 5:47 pm

Are we going to get to the 'good practice in self-defence for when the shit hits the fan'? :tehe:
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#31  Postby I'm With Stupid » Oct 22, 2019 6:58 am

This is my plan:

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Re: How many weapons of what sort are enough? do you possess?

#32  Postby BlackBart » Oct 22, 2019 9:59 am

felltoearth wrote:Um... er... an anal... oh nevermind.


I'm guessing spreader bar is something to do with Nutella? :dunno:
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Re: How many weapons of what sort are enough? do you possess?

#33  Postby mattthomas » Oct 24, 2019 11:32 am

BlackBart wrote:
felltoearth wrote:Um... er... an anal... oh nevermind.


I'm guessing spreader bar is something to do with Nutella? :dunno:

That would be the anal hook :naughty2:
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Re: How many weapons of what sort are enough? do you possess?

#34  Postby Rachel Bronwyn » Oct 24, 2019 11:47 am

I have a bat for bonking hatchery fish who try to sneak into wild spawning events. GET OUT OF HERE, YOU!

Texans have firearms, whether they have a legitimate use for them or not.

I fell in love with a Texan. So.... firearms.
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Re: How many weapons of what sort are enough? do you possess?

#35  Postby Svartalf » Oct 24, 2019 2:16 pm

well, if I lived in the right area of the US, I'd collect firearms and such ironmongery too.
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Re: How many weapons of what sort are enough? do you possess?

#36  Postby BWE » Oct 27, 2019 2:58 am

Thommo wrote:Two weapons:
One fist of iron, the other of steel, if the right one don't get you then the left one will.

Goddamnit I came into this thread to post this. Delete your post.
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Re: How many weapons of what sort are enough? do you possess?

#37  Postby Thommo » Oct 27, 2019 3:00 am

Unfortunately nobody liked the Terminator reference, so I have to keep that one.
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