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How Sleepy Are Your Days?

#1  Postby aufbahrung » Nov 08, 2019 3:58 am

1 = Fully alert at every moment
10 = Asleep on your feet every minute

Where do you put your days on the sleep line right now?
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Re: How Sleepy Are Your Days?

#2  Postby Hermit » Nov 08, 2019 7:06 am

I am not one of those dwarfs, and if I were I still wouldn't be Sleepy, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!

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I'd be Grumpy.

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Re: How Sleepy Are Your Days?

#3  Postby Fallible » Nov 08, 2019 7:12 am

What is the point of these threads?
Sorry that you think you had it rough in the first world.
You ought to get out a map sooner than later.
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Get out of your head and spend less time alone.
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Re: How Sleepy Are Your Days?

#4  Postby BlackBart » Nov 08, 2019 7:19 am

Coming soon;
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#5  Postby laklak » Nov 08, 2019 7:28 am

There are certainly anal badgers, frozen ones.
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Re: How Sleepy Are Your Days?

#6  Postby Fallible » Nov 08, 2019 7:34 am

Which item of street furniture is your favourite?
Are your shoes black or grey?
If a bear came, what would be your preferred tone of startled shout?
Did Malcolm X eat cauliflower?
Sorry that you think you had it rough in the first world.
You ought to get out a map sooner than later.
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Re: How Sleepy Are Your Days?

#7  Postby Fallible » Nov 08, 2019 7:38 am

aufbahrung wrote:1 = Fully alert at every moment
10 = Asleep on your feet every minute

Where do you put your days on the sleep line right now?


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Get out of your head and spend less time alone.
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Re: How Sleepy Are Your Days?

#8  Postby Thommo » Nov 08, 2019 8:02 am

BlackBart wrote:Coming soon;
What's your favourite shade of purple?
Did Neville Chamberlain look good in wing collars?
Swarfega: Discuss.
Are there gay Badgers?


I'm leaning towards Munsell.
It looks a bit dated now, but I think Chamberlain looked pretty sharp for his era. Better than our scruffy lot now. Boris and Jeremy look like they need to be shown how to iron.
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You've got me here. I guess having clean hands is good, but maybe a healthy market for competing products would be better.
I would think there are gay badgers as homosexuality seems to be pretty ubiquitous in social mammals. I couldn't find any direct evidence of it with a few minutes googling though, so maybe the answer isn't so clear.

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Re: How Sleepy Are Your Days?

#9  Postby Thommo » Nov 08, 2019 8:10 am

Fallible wrote:Which item of street furniture is your favourite?
Are your shoes black or grey?
If a bear came, what would be your preferred tone of startled shout?
Did Malcolm X eat cauliflower?


Do cats eyes count as street furniture? I think they're wonderful. Ingenious, practical and life saving. If not, then bollards I suppose. I really like the sound of the word.
No. My shoes are brown.
Ideally the voice of Leslie Phillips.
Sure, why not?

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Re: How Sleepy Are Your Days?

#10  Postby Spearthrower » Nov 08, 2019 8:16 am

Thommo wrote:
BlackBart wrote:Coming soon;
What's your favourite shade of purple?
Did Neville Chamberlain look good in wing collars?
Swarfega: Discuss.
Are there gay Badgers?


I'm leaning towards Munsell.
It looks a bit dated now, but I think Chamberlain looked pretty sharp for his era. Better than our scruffy lot now. Boris and Jeremy look like they need to be shown how to iron.
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This is your answer to the gay badgers question, right?
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#11  Postby Spearthrower » Nov 08, 2019 8:18 am

Thommo wrote:
And I have one more question to add. Why did I just spend twenty minutes answering all these questions and how much did I enjoy it on a scale of 1 to 10?


Ooh I know that one!

Eleventy seven.

I mean Albert.

No, elbow porridge.
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#12  Postby Thommo » Nov 08, 2019 8:19 am

Spearthrower wrote:This is your answer to the gay badgers question, right?


Sure, why not?

Is this becoming the answer the question with a question thread?
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Re: How Sleepy Are Your Days?

#13  Postby aufbahrung » Nov 08, 2019 8:41 am

What if a easily spread virus made human narcolepsy commonplace turning humans into sloths over a few months? Thought experiment. Not a real scenario that is likely. Imagine the consequences for the transport industry?
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Re: How Sleepy Are Your Days?

#14  Postby newolder » Nov 08, 2019 8:48 am

* Do sloth-humans have nails that require manicure? If so, then the transport industry should wake itself from its earlier slumber and sharpen its stubbers into nail files. I guess.

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#15  Postby Spearthrower » Nov 08, 2019 9:01 am

aufbahrung wrote:What if a easily spread virus made human narcolepsy commonplace turning humans into sloths over a few months? Thought experiment. Not a real scenario that is likely. Imagine the consequences for the transport industry?



Humans turning into sloths from a virus isn't a real scenario?

Well call me a gay badger named Neville.
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Re: How Sleepy Are Your Days?

#16  Postby Svartalf » Nov 08, 2019 9:06 am

Fallible wrote:What is the point of these threads?

there is a point to what Crumple/Aufbahrung posts?
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#17  Postby BlackBart » Nov 08, 2019 9:19 am

Fallible wrote:Which item of street furniture is your favourite?

Chaise lounge.

Are your shoes black or grey?

Black...black...BLACK! The blackness! The end! Where are we sleeping tonight Mother? On Father's grave?

If a bear came, what would be your preferred tone of startled shout?

Um...Waaargh...no....wooogh! As in shock and surprise

Did Malcolm X eat cauliflower?

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#18  Postby Spearthrower » Nov 08, 2019 9:48 am

Svartalf wrote:
Fallible wrote:What is the point of these threads?

there is a point to what Crumple/Aufbahrung posts?



Yes.


I mean no.


Wait... badger?
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#19  Postby laklak » Nov 08, 2019 9:57 am

Gay badgers in black shoes. If a bear startles them they jangle cauliflower at it. Turns 'em white with fear.
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Re: How Sleepy Are Your Days?

#20  Postby Svartalf » Nov 08, 2019 10:22 am

not cauliflower, celery
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