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#21  Postby Made of Stars » Dec 20, 2014 9:38 am

SafeAsMilk wrote:Are they fabulous secret powers?

Well let's just say they involve gold spandex shorts. :whistle:
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#22  Postby Spinozasgalt » Dec 20, 2014 9:42 am

When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight, roll up the joint.
Or don't. Just follow your arrow wherever it points.
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#23  Postby Fallible » Dec 20, 2014 9:48 am

Oo baybeh, it's makin' meh crayzeh, every time I look around. Evrytimeilookaround. Every time I look around. It's in mah faes.
She battled through in every kind of tribulation,
She revelled in adventure and imagination.
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Breaking boundaries and chasing fire.
Oh, my my! Oh my, she flies!
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#24  Postby Spinozasgalt » Dec 20, 2014 9:55 am

Last night I had the strangest dream. I sailed away to China, in a little rowboat to find ya. And you said you had to get your laundry clean, didn't want no one to hold you - what does that mean? And you said, "Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride. Nobody's gonna slow me down. Oh no. I've got to keep on movin'."
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#25  Postby BlackBart » Dec 20, 2014 10:02 am

All in all, not getting gingivitis is a pretty crap superpower. Were you bitten by a radioactive dentist? Do you have a superhero name? Captain Freshbreath? Or Listerineman?
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#26  Postby Fallible » Dec 20, 2014 10:06 am

There's a place I must go, there's a place I must go. It's not a place I have seen, but I'll get there in a blue dream. Down an ocean road, past a sign that says 'good love town' into a darkness where the stars do drown, where the starry me needs to be free.
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#27  Postby BlackBart » Dec 20, 2014 10:09 am

Ok, who left the cooking sherry where Fallible can reach it?
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#28  Postby Fallible » Dec 20, 2014 10:10 am

:drunk:
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#29  Postby kennyc » Dec 20, 2014 10:25 am

With great power comes great responsibility.


.....or is that grape power? :scratch:
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#30  Postby BlackBart » Dec 20, 2014 10:31 am

Actually not having gingivitis is the one power that doesn't come with great responsibility - you can breathe on people as much as you like!
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#31  Postby chairman bill » Dec 20, 2014 10:41 am

The best superpower to have is the I'm not a delusional fuckwit superpower. As long as you've got that one, you'll be OK.
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#32  Postby BlackBart » Dec 20, 2014 10:45 am

chairman bill wrote:The best superpower to have is the I'm not a delusional fuckwit superpower. As long as you've got that one, you'll be OK.


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#33  Postby Mazille » Dec 20, 2014 10:59 am

I had brain chemicals once. I got better.
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#34  Postby BlackBart » Dec 20, 2014 11:02 am

I like the green wholemeal brain chemicals :fly:
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#35  Postby Evolving » Dec 20, 2014 11:52 am

I think you're all not taking this seriously.
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#36  Postby Varangian » Dec 20, 2014 11:53 am

We have Powers Boothe, but that's no secret.

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#37  Postby Made of Stars » Dec 20, 2014 11:54 am

Evolving wrote:I think you're all not taking this seriously.

If God had intended for super powers to be taken seriously, he would have given them to us. :whistle:
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#38  Postby kennyc » Dec 20, 2014 11:55 am

If you could choose just one super power, what would it be?
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#39  Postby Evolving » Dec 20, 2014 11:56 am

I'm worried that I might have gingvitits without realising. How can I find out?
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#40  Postby Made of Stars » Dec 20, 2014 11:57 am

Evolving wrote:I'm worried that I might have gingvitits without realising. How can I find out?

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