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by petwo » Feb 05, 2012 3:43 am
This one just breaks me up:
"When I was in the desert," said Nasruddin one day, "I caused an entire tribe of horrible and bloodthirsty bedouins to run."
"However did you do it?" asked a person.
"Easy. I just ran, and they ran after me."
I swear I'm an atheist not because I don't believe in God but because I don't believe the people who do.