Aspirin between the knees and other crazy shit

Grace · #1 by **Grace** » Feb 17, 2012 12:50 am

Wow! A billionaire supporter for Rick Santorum said on national TV, "back in my day they used to put Bayer aspirin between their knees" to prevent pregnancy. I never heard that one before. So when was 'back in his day'? 1897?

Grimstad · #2 by **Grimstad** » Feb 17, 2012 1:05 am

Well of course. If all you know is the missionary position an aspirin between your knees works very well.

CdesignProponentsist · #3 by **CdesignProponentsist** » Feb 17, 2012 1:32 am

Well if there was any truth to that, then Santorum would be against selling Aspirins to married couples.

http://www.salon.com/2012/01/04/rick_santorum_is_coming_for_your_birth_control/

DougC · #4 by **DougC** » Feb 17, 2012 3:07 am

I think he means that if you hold an asprin between the knees you cant get your legs appart. Still do it up the ass though!

Ironclad · #5 by **Ironclad** » Feb 17, 2012 4:36 am

DougC wrote:I think he means that if you hold an asprin between the knees you cant get your legs appart. Still do it up the ass though!

Yeh. But that's not where babies come from, Doug..

Saying that though, my sisters garden is covered in 'dog eggs'. :think:

trubble76 · #6 by **trubble76** » Feb 17, 2012 11:05 am

DougC wrote:I think he means that if you hold an asprin between the knees you cant get your legs appart. Still do it up the ass though!

Reminds me of the Essex girl that got pregnant. Her doctor was confused, and asked her if she hadn't been taking her Pill. She replied that she had taken it every day, but it kept falling out.

Grace · #7 by **Grace** » Feb 17, 2012 6:28 pm

Matt8819 · #8 by **Matt8819** » Feb 17, 2012 6:30 pm

^ What has been seen cannot be unseen :puke:

CdesignProponentsist · #9 by **CdesignProponentsist** » Feb 17, 2012 9:32 pm

DougC wrote:I think he means that if you hold an asprin between the knees you cant get your legs appart. Still do it up the ass though!

I got the joke

My point was, if there was any truth to this method being used as contraceptive, then Santorum would be for banning the sale of aspirin to married couples. He has expressed many times in the past that he is for laws prohibiting the sale of contraceptives to married couples because they are...

Rick Santorum wrote:a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.

http://www.commentarymagazine.com/2011/10/24/gop-2012-candidates/

orpheus · **#10** by **orpheus** » Feb 17, 2012 10:22 pm

Rick Santorum wrote:a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.

You can get those licenses in midtown.

:shifty:

Ironclad · **#11** by **Ironclad** » Feb 17, 2012 10:27 pm

You guys do know the aspirin thing was a joke, right. :lol:

Made of Stars · **#12** by **Made of Stars** » Feb 17, 2012 11:15 pm

The Republicans long ago abandoned adding the funny part to their jokes.

Made of Stars · **#13** by **Made of Stars** » Feb 18, 2012 12:57 am

I once worked in a factory where one of the bright young Samoan female supervisors got pregnant. My boss, the female production manager, asked if she knew about and used contraception. She responded that she had used the teabag method. (The mind boggles at this point...). Turns out the teabag method involves drinking a cup of hot tea after sex. Beats the cigarete method as health advice, I suppose... :roll:

CdesignProponentsist · **#14** by **CdesignProponentsist** » Feb 18, 2012 1:04 am

Ironclad wrote:You guys do know the aspirin thing was a joke, right.

As I have already said, yes. But Santorum as our potential president isn't. We don't need a Catholic fundie morality cop with veto power and first choice on supreme court replacements.

Weaver · **#15** by **Weaver** » Feb 18, 2012 1:12 am

A friend of mine once asserted that the cause of his ex-wife's many pregnancies was "something in the air ..."

Legs.

Made of Stars · **#16** by **Made of Stars** » Feb 18, 2012 1:26 am

Hmm, nice ankles... They'd look lovely behind my ears.

Grace · **#17** by **Grace** » Feb 18, 2012 5:52 am

Now Rick Santorum wants sonograms done on every woman. Looking for life and making sure female pluming is every one's business...

[Reveal] Spoiler:

Steve · **#18** by **Steve** » Feb 18, 2012 6:50 am