http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/

It has been said by some that the thoughts and tweets of Deepak Chopra are indistinguishable from a set of profound sounding words put together in a random order, particularly the tweets tagged with "#cosmisconciousness". This site aims to test that claim! Each "quote" is generated from a list of words that can be found in Deepak Chopra's Twitter stream randomly stuck together in a sentence.

Sample "quote":

"Everything projects onto unbridled energy"

Seems to work pretty well. Needs more quantum, though, I think.

"The invisible depends on humble energy"
"Kittens are birds"
"Wholeness arises and subsides in an abundance of happiness"_
"Awareness is rooted in visible joy"

Yeah, not enough quantum.

Your wish is my command ...

"Quantum physics is the wisdom of unique possibilities"

"Evolution gives rise to an abundance of creativity"

Yeah baby.. profoudaliciousness indeed.

"The universe experiences quantum happiness"

"Existence explains boundless sensations"

Well...yeah....can't argue with that I suppose.

"The unpredictable embraces intrinsic oppurtunities" (sic)

I see you all nodding to this one.. Now what does it mean?

kiore wrote:"The unpredictable embraces intrinsic oppurtunities" (sic)

I see you all nodding to this one.. Now what does it mean?

It means "The universe is inherent in quantum knowledge" ...


(yes, that is the first one I pulled up after reading Kiore's post - truly, the wisdom of the Deepak Chopra quote generator knows no bounds!)

Well, the thing is that the quantum consciousness of the universe makes sure that even these quotes make profound sense, so the joke's on you, suckas!

"Nature creates quantum happiness"
"Culture depends on cosmic knowledge"
"The invisible meditates on infinite possibilities"

Works fine.

Ooh, a deepity generator!

Interdependence is the continuity of total possibilities

Obviously

Awareness is rooted in great joy

Indeed

Infinity relies on unique life

Interesting

God nurtures reckless sensations

I like this one

Our conciousness projects onto intrinsic reality

Is this the Observer Effect?

Culture is inherent in self-righteous experiences

That actually makes sense.

Intuition creates your own space time events

Pulsar wrote:

Culture is inherent in self-righteous experiences

That actually makes sense.

Must be a bug.

I wonder, would Chopra pass the Turing test?

Here are the ones I got.

Perceptual reality is rooted in intrinsic experiences

Existence trancends total creativity

The soul relies on visible joy

The unpredictable inspires self-righteous knowledge

Everything comprehends emphemeral possibilities

Personally I expect more quantum out if Goswami than Chopra.

Quantam stuff:

"Knowledge is beyond quantum life"

Another quantum one:

"Imagination relies on quantum sexual energy."

When I came back from Iraq, I shipped a box with some stuff I didn't have room for. It got inspected at a postal station somewhere, and the inspector was kind enough to add in a few items which didn't belong to me (well, not so kind for the person he stole them from, I suppose).

Among them was a book by Chopra - it was chock full of BS like this.

Remains one of a very few books I've ever thrown in the trash.

I wonder if Deepak would have had such a lucrative career if his name had benn Shallowpak Chopra?

Weaver Weaver.. Can't you see true wisdom when it is serendipitously given to you?

"Elephants are mules"

Haha. Love it.