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Deepak Chopra Quote Generator

#1  Postby Weaver » Jun 17, 2012 6:12 pm

http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/

It has been said by some that the thoughts and tweets of Deepak Chopra are indistinguishable from a set of profound sounding words put together in a random order, particularly the tweets tagged with "#cosmisconciousness". This site aims to test that claim! Each "quote" is generated from a list of words that can be found in Deepak Chopra's Twitter stream randomly stuck together in a sentence.


Sample "quote":
"Everything projects onto unbridled energy"


Seems to work pretty well. Needs more quantum, though, I think.
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Re: Deepak Chopra Quote Generator

#2  Postby Matt8819 » Jun 17, 2012 6:17 pm

"The invisible depends on humble energy"
"Kittens are birds"
"Wholeness arises and subsides in an abundance of happiness"_
"Awareness is rooted in visible joy"


Yeah, not enough quantum.
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Re: Deepak Chopra Quote Generator

#3  Postby chairman bill » Jun 17, 2012 6:30 pm

Your wish is my command ...

"Quantum physics is the wisdom of unique possibilities"
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Re: Deepak Chopra Quote Generator

#4  Postby kiore » Jun 17, 2012 6:35 pm

"Evolution gives rise to an abundance of creativity"

Yeah baby.. profoudaliciousness indeed.
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Re: Deepak Chopra Quote Generator

#5  Postby tuco » Jun 17, 2012 6:43 pm

"The universe experiences quantum happiness"
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#6  Postby BlackBart » Jun 17, 2012 6:52 pm

"Existence explains boundless sensations"

Well...yeah....can't argue with that I suppose.
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#7  Postby kiore » Jun 17, 2012 6:56 pm

"The unpredictable embraces intrinsic oppurtunities" (sic)

I see you all nodding to this one.. Now what does it mean?
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Re: Deepak Chopra Quote Generator

#8  Postby Weaver » Jun 17, 2012 6:58 pm

kiore wrote:"The unpredictable embraces intrinsic oppurtunities" (sic)

I see you all nodding to this one.. Now what does it mean?

It means "The universe is inherent in quantum knowledge" ...


(yes, that is the first one I pulled up after reading Kiore's post - truly, the wisdom of the Deepak Chopra quote generator knows no bounds!)
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Re: Deepak Chopra Quote Generator

#9  Postby John P. M. » Jun 17, 2012 7:02 pm

Well, the thing is that the quantum consciousness of the universe makes sure that even these quotes make profound sense, so the joke's on you, suckas!

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Re: Deepak Chopra Quote Generator

#10  Postby Varangian » Jun 17, 2012 7:09 pm

"Nature creates quantum happiness"
"Culture depends on cosmic knowledge"
"The invisible meditates on infinite possibilities"

Works fine.
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Re: Deepak Chopra Quote Generator

#11  Postby Pulsar » Jun 17, 2012 7:20 pm

Ooh, a deepity generator! :eager:

Interdependence is the continuity of total possibilities

Obviously :coffee:

Awareness is rooted in great joy

Indeed 8-)

Infinity relies on unique life

Interesting :think:

God nurtures reckless sensations

I like this one :smoke:

Our conciousness projects onto intrinsic reality

Is this the Observer Effect? :ask:

Culture is inherent in self-righteous experiences

That actually makes sense.

Intuition creates your own space time events

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#12  Postby Varangian » Jun 17, 2012 7:22 pm

Pulsar wrote:
Culture is inherent in self-righteous experiences

That actually makes sense.

Must be a bug.
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Re: Deepak Chopra Quote Generator

#13  Postby Pulsar » Jun 17, 2012 7:27 pm

I wonder, would Chopra pass the Turing test?
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Re: Deepak Chopra Quote Generator

#14  Postby Sovereign » Jun 17, 2012 7:29 pm

Here are the ones I got.

Perceptual reality is rooted in intrinsic experiences


Existence trancends total creativity


The soul relies on visible joy


The unpredictable inspires self-righteous knowledge


Everything comprehends emphemeral possibilities


Personally I expect more quantum out if Goswami than Chopra.
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Re: Deepak Chopra Quote Generator

#15  Postby kiore » Jun 17, 2012 7:38 pm

Quantam stuff:

"Knowledge is beyond quantum life"
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Re: Deepak Chopra Quote Generator

#16  Postby katja z » Jun 17, 2012 7:40 pm

Another quantum one:

"Imagination relies on quantum sexual energy."

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Re: Deepak Chopra Quote Generator

#17  Postby Weaver » Jun 17, 2012 7:40 pm

When I came back from Iraq, I shipped a box with some stuff I didn't have room for. It got inspected at a postal station somewhere, and the inspector was kind enough to add in a few items which didn't belong to me (well, not so kind for the person he stole them from, I suppose).

Among them was a book by Chopra - it was chock full of BS like this.

Remains one of a very few books I've ever thrown in the trash.
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#18  Postby lobawad » Jun 17, 2012 7:44 pm

I wonder if Deepak would have had such a lucrative career if his name had benn Shallowpak Chopra?
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Re: Deepak Chopra Quote Generator

#19  Postby kiore » Jun 17, 2012 7:48 pm

Weaver Weaver.. :nono: Can't you see true wisdom when it is serendipitously given to you?

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#20  Postby hackenslash » Jun 17, 2012 7:51 pm

Haha. Love it.
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