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Parallel Elves

#1  Postby campermon » Oct 31, 2015 11:38 am

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Re: Parallel Elves

#2  Postby Arnold Layne » Oct 31, 2015 12:45 pm

You're just taking the piss! :nono:
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#3  Postby campermon » Oct 31, 2015 12:46 pm

Arnold Layne wrote:You're just taking the piss! :nono:


Moi?

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#4  Postby chairman bill » Oct 31, 2015 1:05 pm

It's a serious issue
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#5  Postby campermon » Oct 31, 2015 1:09 pm

Indeed.

I have the proofs too in my OP.
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#6  Postby laklak » Oct 31, 2015 1:40 pm

Probably standing on parallel shelves.
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#7  Postby ScholasticSpastic » Oct 31, 2015 1:43 pm

laklak wrote:Probably standing on parallel shelves.

No, they are sitting on parallel shelves, watching and judging you.
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#8  Postby campermon » Oct 31, 2015 1:43 pm

Yes, they're Shelvish Elves.
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#9  Postby chairman bill » Oct 31, 2015 3:40 pm

But only interested in their own wants and needs, and with an overwhelming predilection for eating mussels. They're selfish shellfish-eating shelvish elves
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#10  Postby Sendraks » Oct 31, 2015 3:45 pm

Fucking elves. Fuck em and their stupid stone.
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#11  Postby SafeAsMilk » Oct 31, 2015 3:46 pm

Funny, she doesn't look Elvish.
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#12  Postby laklak » Oct 31, 2015 3:47 pm

Selfish shellfish-eating shelvish elven Elvis.

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#13  Postby campermon » Oct 31, 2015 3:50 pm

:rofl:
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#14  Postby chairman bill » Oct 31, 2015 6:47 pm

Elvish gorgeousnessness

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#15  Postby Blackadder » Oct 31, 2015 6:59 pm

If Legolas and Celeborn were both to lie on the ground, with their feet pointing to Mordor and their heads towards Lothlorien, would they be parallel elves? I feel this is the most important question facing scholars of ancient literature at this present time. Discuss.

[ETA I've just seen the other thread. Sick minds think alike.]


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#16  Postby UncertainSloth » Oct 31, 2015 7:07 pm

so are these parallel parallel elves, then?
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#17  Postby chairman bill » Oct 31, 2015 7:15 pm

Just a parallel parallel elves thread. Merge some time soonish?
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#18  Postby SafeAsMilk » Oct 31, 2015 7:18 pm

laklak wrote:Selfish shellfish-eating shelvish Elvish Elvis.

FIFY :dopey:
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#19  Postby Blackadder » Oct 31, 2015 7:21 pm

UncertainSloth wrote:so are these parallel parallel elves, then?


I like the cut of your jib , Sir.
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#20  Postby CdesignProponentsist » Oct 31, 2015 8:25 pm

Blackadder wrote:

[ETA I've just seen the other thread. Sick minds think alike.]




You mean they think in parallel. Hmmm? :think:
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