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Parallel Elves
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by campermon » Oct 31, 2015 11:38 am
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Re: Parallel Elves
#2 by Arnold Layne » Oct 31, 2015 12:45 pm
You're just taking the piss! 
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#3 by campermon » Oct 31, 2015 12:46 pm
Scarlett and Ironclad wrote:Campermon,...a middle aged, middle class, Guardian reading, dad of four, knackered hippy, woolly jumper wearing wino and science teacher.
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#4 by chairman bill » Oct 31, 2015 1:05 pm
It's a serious issue
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Re: Parallel Elves
#5 by campermon » Oct 31, 2015 1:09 pm
Indeed.
I have the proofs too in my OP.
I have the proofs too in my OP.
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#6 by laklak » Oct 31, 2015 1:40 pm
Probably standing on parallel shelves.
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#7 by ScholasticSpastic » Oct 31, 2015 1:43 pm
laklak wrote:Probably standing on parallel shelves.
No, they are sitting on parallel shelves, watching and judging you.
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Re: Parallel Elves
#8 by campermon » Oct 31, 2015 1:43 pm
Yes, they're Shelvish Elves.
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#9 by chairman bill » Oct 31, 2015 3:40 pm
But only interested in their own wants and needs, and with an overwhelming predilection for eating mussels. They're selfish shellfish-eating shelvish elves
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#10 by Sendraks » Oct 31, 2015 3:45 pm
Fucking elves. Fuck em and their stupid stone.
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#11 by SafeAsMilk » Oct 31, 2015 3:46 pm
Funny, she doesn't look Elvish.
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Re: Parallel Elves
#12 by laklak » Oct 31, 2015 3:47 pm
Selfish shellfish-eating shelvish elven Elvis.
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#13 by campermon » Oct 31, 2015 3:50 pm
Scarlett and Ironclad wrote:Campermon,...a middle aged, middle class, Guardian reading, dad of four, knackered hippy, woolly jumper wearing wino and science teacher.
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#14 by chairman bill » Oct 31, 2015 6:47 pm
Elvish gorgeousnessness
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Parallel elves
#15 by Blackadder » Oct 31, 2015 6:59 pm
If Legolas and Celeborn were both to lie on the ground, with their feet pointing to Mordor and their heads towards Lothlorien, would they be parallel elves? I feel this is the most important question facing scholars of ancient literature at this present time. Discuss.
[ETA I've just seen the other thread. Sick minds think alike.]
[ETA I've just seen the other thread. Sick minds think alike.]
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#16 by UncertainSloth » Oct 31, 2015 7:07 pm
so are these parallel parallel elves, then?
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#17 by chairman bill » Oct 31, 2015 7:15 pm
Just a parallel parallel elves thread. Merge some time soonish?
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#18 by SafeAsMilk » Oct 31, 2015 7:18 pm
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Re: Parallel elves
#19 by Blackadder » Oct 31, 2015 7:21 pm
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#20 by CdesignProponentsist » Oct 31, 2015 8:25 pm
You mean they think in parallel. Hmmm?
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