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The Government Is Giving You Cancer

#1  Postby Nautilidae » Jun 14, 2015 10:27 pm

Last year, I was courting a girl who attempted to explain to me that not only was the U.S. government giving its citizens cancer but also that anyone who attempted to expose such would go missing soon later.

When I asked her why it was that she believed this, she explained that certain people who all grew up in the same area were getting cancer. A line of reasoning so flimsy you could cut it with a blade of grass, but no matter.

Another gent trying to impress her went along with it, but when I asked why the government would waste so much money giving cancer to its own citizens, she tried to convince me that the money the government was making on our healthcare payments was more than enough to cover for the costs.

When I asked what the purpose was, she explained that the fear of cancer controlled what we did, what we drank, what we bought, etc., therefore keeping us enslaved.

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Re: The Government Is Giving You Cancer

#2  Postby CdesignProponentsist » Jun 14, 2015 11:26 pm

For free? WOOT!
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#3  Postby Thommo » Jun 14, 2015 11:30 pm

The pressing question seems to be whether this girl was hot?
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#4  Postby Scot Dutchy » Jun 15, 2015 6:21 am

She is not the one that keeps dead animals in the freezer?
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#5  Postby Anontheist » Jun 22, 2015 6:55 am

Nautilidae wrote:Last year, I was courting a girl who attempted to explain to me that not only was the U.S. government giving its citizens cancer but also that anyone who attempted to expose such would go missing soon later.

When I asked her why it was that she believed this, she explained that certain people who all grew up in the same area were getting cancer. A line of reasoning so flimsy you could cut it with a blade of grass, but no matter.

Another gent trying to impress her went along with it, but when I asked why the government would waste so much money giving cancer to its own citizens, she tried to convince me that the money the government was making on our healthcare payments was more than enough to cover for the costs.

When I asked what the purpose was, she explained that the fear of cancer controlled what we did, what we drank, what we bought, etc., therefore keeping us enslaved.

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Ask her what the rate of cancer death in the US is compared to other highly industrialised states.
Then ask her what the what of cancer survivability is now compared to 10, 20 and 50 years ago,
Follow that up with the rate of cancer death in the US compared to less developed states.


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Re: The Government Is Giving You Cancer

#6  Postby laklak » Jun 22, 2015 4:18 pm

My brother in law's dad didn't go to the doctor till he was 96. Honestly. They found bone cancer. He came home and told his wife "You sent me to the doctor and he gave me the cancer".
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