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400 cows trample misfortune out of worshippers in India

#1  Postby DoctorE » Nov 08, 2018 11:18 pm

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#2  Postby Blackadder » Nov 09, 2018 12:13 am

Pakistan’s religious loonies aren’t going to like this. There’s clearly some serious rivalry between them and India’s own nutters, in the race to the bottom of the trench of religious batshittery.
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#3  Postby The_Piper » Nov 09, 2018 12:50 am

What the forking hell? I suppose it's finally time for me to research this sacred cow malarkey.
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#4  Postby Thommo » Nov 09, 2018 1:01 am

The_Piper wrote:What the forking hell? I suppose it's finally time for me to research this sacred cow malarkey.


You say that, but to be honest, this whole trampling thing is an argument for 400 sacred chipmunks.
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#5  Postby Seabass » Nov 09, 2018 2:13 am

I've herd of "mad cow" before, but this is ridiculous! I would have mooed out of the way!
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#6  Postby newolder » Nov 09, 2018 8:21 am

Yes, I'd steer clear too.
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#7  Postby Blackadder » Nov 09, 2018 8:59 am

It’s all bullshit.
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#8  Postby TopCat » Nov 09, 2018 9:22 am

newolder wrote:Yes, I'd steer clear too.

I doubt most people will be cowed.
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#9  Postby newolder » Nov 09, 2018 9:27 am

^ For which they'd get a pat on the head?
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#10  Postby Alan B » Nov 09, 2018 9:32 am

Oh dear! Here we go again - all the udder jokes from the horn of plenty.
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#11  Postby zulumoose » Nov 09, 2018 10:01 am

Those are really old puns.

Stop milking it.
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#12  Postby newolder » Nov 09, 2018 10:44 am

Yo mammal!
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#13  Postby Animavore » Nov 09, 2018 11:38 am

They're all just following the herd.
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#14  Postby The_Piper » Nov 09, 2018 1:24 pm

Thommo wrote:
The_Piper wrote:What the forking hell? I suppose it's finally time for me to research this sacred cow malarkey.


You say that, but to be honest, this whole trampling thing is an argument for 400 sacred chipmunks.

:lol: The Ghost of Mr. Woodchuckles smiles down upon you. :mrgreen:
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#15  Postby zulumoose » Nov 09, 2018 2:49 pm

Beef tenderizing - you're doing it wrong.
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#16  Postby waga » Nov 09, 2018 5:24 pm

very informative
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#17  Postby DoctorE » Nov 11, 2018 11:53 pm

And then...
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#18  Postby laklak » Nov 11, 2018 11:59 pm

Honest to fucking Christ, what the holy fuck is wrong with these people?
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#19  Postby The_Piper » Nov 12, 2018 3:43 am

:waah:
Some of those bundles looked a bit heavy too. :yuk:
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