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A magical Quantum Hologram in the Shroud of Turin!

#1  Postby Rumraket » Feb 19, 2015 9:09 pm

http://www.khouse.org/articles/2008/847

An Easter Surprise:
A Quantum Hologram of Christ's Resurrection?
by Chuck Missler

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Dame Isabel Piczek—a Hungarian trained particle physicist and internationally renowned monumental artist—has apparently uncovered hard, scientific evidence that Jesus Christ did, in fact, rise from the dead.

The object of her study is a simple piece of ancient fabric known as the Shroud of Turin.


This is grade-A supreme woo and bullshittery on a hitherto unseen scale. It's like timecube guy had child with Ray Comfort and Deepity Chopfuck genetically manipulated the zygote. I have tears in my eyes from laughing at the bullshit in that article. Holy fuck.

I'll leave you with a little appetizer:
Dame Piczek explains the complicated physics behind the image on the Shroud: “As quantum time collapses to absolute zero (time stopped moving) in the tomb of Christ, the two event horizons (one stopping events from above and the other stop-ping the events from below at the moment of the zero time col-lapse) going through the body get infinitely close to each other and eliminate each other (causing the image to print itself on the two sides of the Shroud).
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Re: A magical Quantum Hologram in the Shroud of Turin!

#2  Postby Arnold Layne » Feb 19, 2015 9:34 pm

Fucking hell, I had to stop reading that. :nono:
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#3  Postby campermon » Feb 19, 2015 9:39 pm

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#4  Postby chairman bill » Feb 19, 2015 9:50 pm

She said 'quantum', so it must be right. Halle-fucking-lu-jah
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#5  Postby TopCat » Feb 19, 2015 9:51 pm

Rumraket wrote:This is grade-A supreme woo and bullshittery on a hitherto unseen scale.

It's good, but I preferred the new theory of gravitation from earlier today.

I mean this proves the resurrection, for sure, but hey, so what? That's like, just one thing. Timo's theory of everything explains everything from migrating birds, to Saturn's rings. And without having to do any of that annoying maths stuff either.
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#6  Postby zerne » Feb 19, 2015 11:50 pm

Something in me wants this to be merged with John Platko's thread... but then the sheer concentration of stupid may cause a collapse in the space-time continuum leading to an event horizon where Jesus's image gets seared onto our eyeballs.
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#7  Postby Ravenloonatikk » Feb 19, 2015 11:56 pm

So... If I understand this right, one of the worst Sci Fi movies in history collided with it's Anti version and produced... Quantum Jesus?

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#8  Postby Onyx8 » Feb 20, 2015 2:01 am

Weren't Saturn's rings understood to be Jesus' foreskin at one time?
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Re: A magical Quantum Hologram in the Shroud of Turin!

#9  Postby Calilasseia » Feb 20, 2015 2:35 am

The entire website is a hotbed of woo, conspiracy theories run riot, and supernaturalism-inspired anti-science wankery. It links to, amongst other horrors, Christopher Booker's duplicitous well-poisoning rants about climate change scientists (the same individual is also an evolution denialist, quelle surprise), has bizarre links about Sharia law purportedly operating in, of all places, Texas, and the site operators are Rapture Retard fundies into the bargain.
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#10  Postby Peter Brown » Feb 20, 2015 6:25 pm

>>Rapture Retard's <<

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I suppose these people are not to be confused with the Dinosaur Deniers featured on Aron Ra's You Tube page?

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#11  Postby campermon » Feb 20, 2015 6:28 pm

Peter Brown wrote:>>Rapture Retard's <<

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I suppose these people are not to be confused with the Dinosaur Deniers featured on Aron Ra's You Tube page?



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#12  Postby Scot Dutchy » Feb 20, 2015 6:33 pm

Now we know where John Plakto gets his information. :lol: :roll:
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Re: A magical Quantum Hologram in the Shroud of Turin!

#13  Postby Rumraket » Feb 23, 2015 4:27 pm

http://www.uncommondescent.com/science/science-writer-many-worlds-quantum-multiverse-as-a-fantasy-verging-on-nihilism/#comment-549805

Actually, the biophotonic hypothesis has some very substantial empirical evidence behind it.

First it is important to note that the image on the Shroud is found to be formed by a quantum process, not by a classical process:

The absorbed energy in the Shroud body image formation appears as contributed by discrete values – Giovanni Fazio, Giuseppe Mandaglio – 2008
Excerpt: This result means that the optical density distribution,, can not be attributed at the absorbed energy described in the framework of the classical physics model. It is, in fact, necessary to hypothesize a absorption by discrete values of the energy where the ‘quantum’ is equal to the one necessary to yellow one fibril.
http://cab.unime.it/journals/i.....802004/271


Scientists say Turin Shroud is supernatural – December 2011
Excerpt: After years of work trying to replicate the colouring on the shroud, a similar image has been created by the scientists.
However, they only managed the effect by scorching equivalent linen material with high-intensity ultra violet lasers, undermining the arguments of other research, they say, which claims the Turin Shroud is a medieval hoax.
Such technology, say researchers from the National Agency for New Technologies, Energy and Sustainable Economic Development (Enea), was far beyond the capability of medieval forgers, whom most experts have credited with making the famous relic.
“The results show that a short and intense burst of UV directional radiation can colour a linen cloth so as to reproduce many of the peculiar characteristics of the body image on the Shroud of Turin,” they said.
And in case there was any doubt about the preternatural degree of energy needed to make such distinct marks, the Enea report spells it out: “This degree of power cannot be reproduced by any normal UV source built to date.”
http://www.independent.co.uk/n.....79512.html

The Center Of The Universe Is Life – General Relativity, Quantum Mechanics, Entropy and The Shroud Of Turin – video
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Moreover, humans emit biophotonic ‘quantum’ light:

Photocount distribution of photons emitted from three sites of a human body – 2006
Excerpt: Signals from three representative sites of low, intermediate and high intensities are selected for further analysis. Fluctuations in these signals are measured by the probabilities of detecting different numbers of photons in a bin. The probabilities have non-classical features and are well described by the signal in a quantum squeezed state of photons. Measurements with bins of three sizes yield same values of three parameters of the squeezed state.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16520060

Image – This first image shows one of the test subjects in full light. The middle image shows the body giving off weak emissions of visible (biophotonic) light in totally dark conditions. The rightmost image of the subject, captured in infrared wavelengths, shows the heat emissions.
http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/M.....#215;2.jpg

Biophotons – The Light In Our Cells – Marco Bischof – March 2005
Excerpt page 2: The Coherence of Biophotons: ,,, Biophotons consist of light with a high degree of order, in other words, biological laser light. Such light is very quiet and shows an extremely stable intensity, without the fluctuations normally observed in light. Because of their stable field strength, its waves can superimpose, and by virtue of this, interference effects become possible that do not occur in ordinary light. Because of the high degree of order, the biological laser light is able to generate and keep order and to transmit information in the organism.
http://www.international-light.....hotons.pdf


Thus regardless of whatever you may think of his math or whatever, the empirical evidence itself tells us, much contrary to materialistic thought, that humans are emitting ‘biological laser light’. Obviously this readily implies a ‘quantum mechanism’ is in place to explain how the ‘quantum’ image formed on the Shroud. The only outstanding question left is what caused the extreme intensity and synchronicity of the burst of ‘biological laser light’ from the body of Christ so as to form the image on the Shroud.

Needless to say, the resurrection of Christ from death answers that outstanding question nicely!

Of related note:

The Puzzling Role Of Biophotons In The Brain – Dec. 17, 2010
Excerpt: In recent years, a growing body of evidence shows that photons play an important role in the basic functioning of cells. Most of this evidence comes from turning the lights off and counting the number of photons that cells produce. It turns out, much to many people’s surprise, that many cells, perhaps even most, emit light as they work.
In fact, it looks very much as if many cells use light to communicate. There’s certainly evidence that bacteria, plants and even kidney cells communicate in this way. Various groups have even shown that rats brains are literally alight thanks to the photons produced by neurons as they work.,,,
,,, earlier this year, one group showed that spinal neurons in rats can actually conduct light.
,, Rahnama and co point out that neurons contain many light sensitive molecules, such as porphyrin rings, flavinic, pyridinic rings, lipid chromophores and aromatic amino acids. In particular, mitochondria, the machines inside cells which produce energy, contain several prominent chromophores.
The presence of light sensitive molecules makes it hard to imagine how they might not be not influenced by biophotons.,,,
They go on to suggest that the light channelled by microtubules can help to co-ordinate activities in different parts of the brain. It’s certainly true that electrical activity in the brain is synchronised over distances that cannot be easily explained. Electrical signals travel too slowly to do this job, so something else must be at work.,,,
(So) It’s a big jump to assume that photons do this job.
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Re: A magical Quantum Hologram in the Shroud of Turin!

#14  Postby Rumraket » Feb 23, 2015 4:28 pm

"Thus regardless of whatever you may think of his math or whatever, the empirical evidence itself tells us, much contrary to materialistic thought, that humans are emitting ‘biological laser light’. Obviously this readily implies a ‘quantum mechanism’ is in place to explain how the ‘quantum’ image formed on the Shroud. The only outstanding question left is what caused the extreme intensity and synchronicity of the burst of ‘biological laser light’ from the body of Christ so as to form the image on the Shroud.

Needless to say, the resurrection of Christ from death answers that outstanding question nicely!
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#16  Postby Rumraket » Feb 23, 2015 5:35 pm

"humans emit biophotonic ‘quantum’ light"

This is sig-worthy.
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#18  Postby Arnold Layne » Feb 23, 2015 5:52 pm

Calilasseia wrote:The entire website is a hotbed of woo, conspiracy theories run riot, and supernaturalism-inspired anti-science wankery. It links to, amongst other horrors, Christopher Booker's duplicitous well-poisoning rants about climate change scientists (the same individual is also an evolution denialist, quelle surprise), has bizarre links about Sharia law purportedly operating in, of all places, Texas, and the site operators are Rapture Retard fundies into the bargain.

Christopher Booker is a cunt of the highest order. :nono:
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#19  Postby Varangian » Feb 23, 2015 10:55 pm

Arnold Layne wrote:
Calilasseia wrote:The entire website is a hotbed of woo, conspiracy theories run riot, and supernaturalism-inspired anti-science wankery. It links to, amongst other horrors, Christopher Booker's duplicitous well-poisoning rants about climate change scientists (the same individual is also an evolution denialist, quelle surprise), has bizarre links about Sharia law purportedly operating in, of all places, Texas, and the site operators are Rapture Retard fundies into the bargain.

Christopher Booker is a cunt of the highest order. :nono:

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#20  Postby zerne » Feb 23, 2015 11:25 pm

Varangian wrote:
Arnold Layne wrote:
Calilasseia wrote:The entire website is a hotbed of woo, conspiracy theories run riot, and supernaturalism-inspired anti-science wankery. It links to, amongst other horrors, Christopher Booker's duplicitous well-poisoning rants about climate change scientists (the same individual is also an evolution denialist, quelle surprise), has bizarre links about Sharia law purportedly operating in, of all places, Texas, and the site operators are Rapture Retard fundies into the bargain.

Christopher Booker is a cunt of the highest order. :nono:

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