#28 by laklak » Feb 06, 2016 5:31 pm
I've also been toying with the idea of Buy-Here-Pay-Here reincarnation. Select your next life, say, billionaire international playboy spy. Now, that's an expensive one, but you can sign a contract and pay it off over time. If we can work out the legalities you'd even be able to pay it off in your next life (subject to certain restrictions and fees, for well qualified buyers only). Think of it as a sort of spiritual mortgage. Why should you trust your future life to the vagaries of karma?
Then there's Spiritual Cash Back. The more you spend, the more you save!
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