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Re: Local churches going online during pandemic

#21  Postby Svartalf » Apr 12, 2020 9:11 am

the state your body is in does not matter, it's whether your soul is nice that counts.
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Re: Local churches going online during pandemic

#22  Postby Ironclad » Apr 12, 2020 2:03 pm

That's not often what 'they' believe. By they, I mean those who wash orifices and wear magic pants and hats at ceremony.
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Re: Local churches going online during pandemic

#23  Postby Svartalf » Apr 12, 2020 4:05 pm

I know of the mormons' magic undies, but what's that about with magic hats and orifice washing?
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#24  Postby laklak » Apr 12, 2020 7:01 pm

Is it OK to have a wank while watching? Asking for a friend.
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