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Porno on Noah's Ark

#1  Postby DoctorE » Jan 14, 2012 5:27 pm

Isabella Rossellini details the troubles God encountered in determining who or what qualifies to board the Ark.
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#2  Postby Ironclad » Jan 14, 2012 6:04 pm

Total filth, creation. God is a damn perv :nono:
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#3  Postby ScholasticSpastic » Jan 14, 2012 7:26 pm

Given that heterosexual species are the minority, and that monogamy is rare among heterosexual species, I think it's pretty safe to say that God least prefers families with one man and one woman as their nucleus.

Mostly God prefers asexual species. Which would be consistent with Christianity's historic hang-ups about sex.
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