Proofs for the existence of the Greek Gods

HughMcB · **#21** by **HughMcB** » Apr 29, 2011 3:21 pm

Has anyone used the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics yet? Surely that proves the Olympians existed! :awesome:

cavarka9 · **#22** by **cavarka9** » Apr 29, 2011 3:49 pm

HughMcB wrote:Has anyone used the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics yet? Surely that proves the Olympians existed!

how do you make use of it?, things get worser by the day and eventually you will have no chance of surviving at all?, is that it.

THWOTH · **#23** by **THWOTH** » Apr 29, 2011 5:06 pm

Vosje wrote:Zeus came into my bedroom and raped me last night!
(does that count as proof? Or should I post pictures of my raped ass? )

It only counts if you give birth to a Swan, or else it was just the usual alien fact-finding mission.

cavarka9 · **#24** by **cavarka9** » Apr 29, 2011 5:10 pm

cavarka9 wrote:I always wondered whether Yahveh was Zeus, perhaps Zeus killed of other gods and godesses and started things over again

Arcanyn · **#25** by **Arcanyn** » Apr 29, 2011 5:15 pm

cavarka9 wrote:
HughMcB wrote:Has anyone used the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics yet? Surely that proves the Olympians existed!

how do you make use of it?, things get worser by the day and eventually you will have no chance of surviving at all?, is that it.

Which is completely in line with Hesiod's teachings about the Ages of Man. The world started out in a Golden Age, where everything was perfect, but deteriorated through to the Silver, Bronze, Heroic and Iron ages, which were progressively worse, as a result of humans becoming wicked and failing to honour the gods.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_Man

Hence, the second law of thermodynamics proves that the Greek gods exist and are angry at us for failing to properly honour them.

james1v · **#26** by **james1v** » Apr 29, 2011 7:25 pm

Ambrosia rice pudding. Mmm! :popcorn:

THWOTH · **#27** by **THWOTH** » Apr 29, 2011 8:24 pm

Do you get that from your horn of plenty?

james1v · **#28** by **james1v** » Apr 29, 2011 8:30 pm

THWOTH wrote:Do you get that from your horn of plenty?

A tin.

Matt_B · **#29** by **Matt_B** » Apr 29, 2011 9:04 pm

Argumentum ad populum; several million sculptors can't all be wrong. :grin:

cavarka9 · **#30** by **cavarka9** » Apr 29, 2011 9:27 pm

Matt_B wrote:Argumentum ad populum; several million sculptors can't all be wrong.

a billion chrizzeus, a billion muzzeus and 900 million hinzeus you mean?

Fenrir · **#31** by **Fenrir** » Apr 30, 2011 3:38 am

1. Uranus the planet exists
2. Uranus is named after the Greek god of the heavens.
3. therefore the god Uranus exists.

surreptitious57 · **#32** by **surreptitious57** » Apr 30, 2011 4:00 am

Fenrir wrote:1. Uranus the planet exists
2. Uranus is named after the Greek god of the heavens.
3. therefore the god Uranus exists.

Well, Sunday is named after the Sun and that exists, so it must be true.

Matt_B · **#33** by **Matt_B** » Apr 30, 2011 11:01 am

cavarka9 wrote:
Matt_B wrote:Argumentum ad populum; several million sculptors can't all be wrong.

a billion chrizzeus, a billion muzzeus and 900 million hinzeus you mean?

Obviously they can be wrong. I never said it was a good argument, did I?

cavarka9 · **#34** by **cavarka9** » Apr 30, 2011 5:09 pm

Matt_B wrote:
cavarka9 wrote:
Matt_B wrote:Argumentum ad populum; several million sculptors can't all be wrong.

a billion chrizzeus, a billion muzzeus and 900 million hinzeus you mean?

Obviously they can be wrong. I never said it was a good argument, did I?

, thats the best I argument I ever heard. Cant ignore about 3billion out of 6 billion, so declare their gods existence as well.
:shock:

Darwinsbulldog · **#35** by **Darwinsbulldog** » May 01, 2011 1:35 am

Ignorance, therefore Zeus.

Peter Brown · **#36** by **Peter Brown** » May 01, 2011 11:00 pm

Apollo was on Star Trek, TV proof.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QycFLKiZOpk[/youtube]

Anna2237 · **#37** by **Anna2237** » Feb 08, 2015 4:17 pm

I do believe in the Greek Gods.
I have prayed to them, as well as my friend has. We have given them offerings. We have offered Zeus a pair of airplane wings pin, We have offered Aphrodite a flower ring and a heart shaped bead, We have offered Poseidon control of our local pond, We have offered Athena a golden coin of Sacegewea, we have offered Hephaestus some scrap metal for his blacksmith work, and we have offered Hades an obsidian marbel. We have always gotten what we prayed for, and they have even given us signs they are there. Yesterday, on our local pond, the ducks were being loud all day without one stop. We prayed to Poseidon to show us he was there by silencing the ducks, and he did. Then we asked him to make a certain duck fly toward us, and that one duck did. Is that proof or what?

kiore · **#38** by **kiore** » Feb 08, 2015 7:30 pm

Anna2237 wrote:I do believe in the Greek Gods.
I have prayed to them, as well as my friend has. We have given them offerings. We have offered Zeus a pair of airplane wings pin, We have offered Aphrodite a flower ring and a heart shaped bead, We have offered Poseidon control of our local pond, We have offered Athena a golden coin of Sacegewea, we have offered Hephaestus some scrap metal for his blacksmith work, and we have offered Hades an obsidian marbel. We have always gotten what we prayed for, and they have even given us signs they are there. Yesterday, on our local pond, the ducks were being loud all day without one stop. We prayed to Poseidon to show us he was there by silencing the ducks, and he did. Then we asked him to make a certain duck fly toward us, and that one duck did. Is that proof or what?

Ah! The well established 'duck test' also works for witches apparently....

hackenslash · **#39** by **hackenslash** » Feb 08, 2015 7:39 pm

Wine, therefore Dionysus. QED.

Thommo · **#40** by **Thommo** » Feb 08, 2015 7:43 pm

Greece stopped praying to the Greek gods, now look where their economy is. You do the math.

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