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Steven Anderson takes a shit with his clothes on. Again.

#1  Postby The Serpent » Aug 21, 2014 12:00 am

Pastor Steven Anderson of Faithful Word Baptist Church never misses an opportunity to endouche himself. Predictably the recent wretched demise of Robin Williams was a fruit too succulent for Steve to resist.



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#2  Postby pelfdaddy » Aug 21, 2014 12:11 am

1--I know that look.

2--I have seen that poorly fitting cheap suit thousands of times

3--I have seen that poorly knotted tie thousands of times

4--Why is the guy who played Jack in 'LOST' bitching about actors?
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#3  Postby pelfdaddy » Aug 21, 2014 12:12 am

And I LOVE the word 'endouche'
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#4  Postby JVRaines » Aug 21, 2014 1:15 am

Yeah, Pastor Steve, I wanna see you get on Robin Williams.
But I'll just have to settle for your upcoming tearoom arrest.
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#5  Postby The Serpent » Aug 21, 2014 1:59 am

JVRaines wrote:Yeah, Pastor Steve, I wanna see you get on Robin Williams.
But I'll just have to settle for your upcoming tearoom arrest.


He looks like he's partial to a spot of cottaging, doesn't he?

pelfdaddy wrote:1--I know that look.

2--I have seen that poorly fitting cheap suit thousands of times

3--I have seen that poorly knotted tie thousands of times

4--Why is the guy who played Jack in 'LOST' bitching about actors?


The nasty polyester bag-of-fruit. It's as though he's borrowed it from his big brother for his appearance in court as a result of being charged with indecent behaviour in a railway station lav.
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#6  Postby laklak » Aug 21, 2014 2:29 am

There is that certain look, isn't there, that all these televangelists evidently strive for? They look like Chesters to me.
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#7  Postby SafeAsMilk » Aug 21, 2014 2:37 am

laklak wrote:There is that certain look, isn't there, that all these televangelists evidently strive for? They look like Chesters to me.

Of course they do. They know all about having to strive really hard to deny themselves. "Cake and candy and boy's ars--er, toys!"
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#8  Postby laklak » Aug 21, 2014 2:43 am

Just look at these people. Has anyone ever looked at them and thought "I just must meet their stylist!"

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#9  Postby The Serpent » Aug 21, 2014 7:20 am

laklak wrote:Just look at these people. Has anyone ever looked at them and thought "I just must meet their stylist!"



TBN! Noice, very noice. However:

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#10  Postby Evolving » Aug 21, 2014 11:44 am

I looked at that and thought, that's interesting, that Iran is into Tammy Faye.

Then I got it.
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#11  Postby Calilasseia » Aug 27, 2014 8:40 am

laklak wrote:Just look at these people. Has anyone ever looked at them and thought "I just must meet their stylist!"

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#12  Postby Ironclad » Aug 27, 2014 10:54 am

Even Jesus would cringe if those monsters arrived at the pearly gates. Perhaps she fell into a candyfloss machine and Lee Van Cleef couldn't get her out quick enuff?
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#13  Postby laklak » Aug 27, 2014 2:56 pm

Take off the wig and her head looks like this:
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#14  Postby BlackBart » Aug 27, 2014 5:05 pm

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#15  Postby Tracer Tong » Aug 28, 2014 12:42 pm

For someone who doesn't hate Robin Williams, he does a terribly good impression of someone who does.
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#16  Postby Imagination Theory » Aug 31, 2014 6:37 am

What does he say?
Я пью за разоренный дом,
За злую жизнь мою,
За одиночество вдвоем,
И за тебя я пью, -
За ложь меня предавших губ,
За мертвый холод глаз,
За то, что мир жесток и груб,
За то, что Бог не спас.


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#17  Postby redwhine » Aug 31, 2014 3:23 pm

Dressing like a woman is sinful?

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#18  Postby SafeAsMilk » Aug 31, 2014 3:49 pm

Sounds like Robin Williams dressing up like a woman affected him deeply. Good thing he's a master of resisting his urges, and forcing himself to read the Bible!
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#19  Postby Animavore » Aug 31, 2014 5:25 pm

I always take a shit with my clothes on. I mean, it's not like I strip naked when I go for a shit.

Is that what we're supposed to do? :oops:
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#20  Postby scott1328 » Sep 01, 2014 3:42 am

Animavore wrote:I always take a shit with my clothes on. I mean, it's not like I strip naked when I go for a shit.

Is that what we're supposed to do? :oops:


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