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#41  Postby chairman bill » Jan 20, 2012 8:10 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:
The_Metatron wrote:Goes without saying. He's the omnicunt!


Does he have an omniarse and an omniprick as well?


'Omniprick' represents the collective noun for the multitude of pricks who bow & scrape & metaphorically lick his arse.
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#42  Postby The_Metatron » Jan 20, 2012 8:16 pm

How do you know so much about the Omnicunt?
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#43  Postby trubble76 » Jan 21, 2012 10:04 am

The_Metatron wrote:How do you know o much about the Omnicunt?

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#44  Postby BlackBart » Jan 21, 2012 10:19 am

ispoketoanangel wrote: And only in a universe with evil can people make significant moral decisions.


Which is like saying we have to have fires, because otherwise we wouldn't have fire extinguishers.
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#45  Postby redwhine » Jan 21, 2012 10:39 am

Matthew Shute wrote:The onlyA position which allSOME atheists share is the position that theism is an error.

FIFY

The only position that all atheists share is a lack of belief in god/s.

The position that you described is what is commonly referred to as 'strong atheism' (i.e. that god/s do not exist).
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#46  Postby Rumraket » Jan 21, 2012 11:07 am

ispoketoanangel wrote:Oh, look who's making a guest appearance... Epicurus! If a 2000 y.o. gay Greek sez so, it MUST be true!

Irrelevant. 2+2=4 could have never been uttered by a thinking entity and it would still be true.

Whether Epicurus actually existed or not, or when, is secondary to the weight of the argument. What matters is what the words mean, not who said them or when they were said.

ispoketoanangel wrote:When will atheists understand that according to Christians, the ultimate purpose of life on Earth is NOT happiness.

Oh don't you worry, we're all perfectly clear on that.

ispoketoanangel wrote:It is to form a relation with God, accept Him and spend the eternity with Him.

One wonders why he would hide his existence from us so well then.

ispoketoanangel wrote:God - according to Christianity - does not stop evil because evil IS part of His plan.

Then I'm grateful there's no evidence to believe the christian god exists.

ispoketoanangel wrote:And only in a universe with evil can people make significant moral decisions.

Including god, which means his inaction against gratuitous evil is immoral.

ispoketoanangel wrote:Evil HAS a purpose.

Yeah it's continued existence seems to disprove the existence of god.
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#47  Postby Rumraket » Jan 21, 2012 11:11 am

ispoketoanangel wrote:Hello Oldskeptic,

I have been told it is against the FUA agreement to modify the username when you quote another user. Please edit your post ASAP!!

Kind regards

But it is one of your former usernames. :whistle:
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#48  Postby Rumraket » Jan 21, 2012 11:13 am

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So children get bone cancer so that God can have his cosmic morality-based game-show. This hardly speaks of a purely benevolent deity, does it?

That's your subjective opinion.

And that's your non-answer. :roll:
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#49  Postby angelo » Jan 22, 2012 7:34 am

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chairman bill wrote:Sorry, but is there a rule that says God can't be a complete & utter cunt of the highest order? Clearly omnibenevolence isn't aprt of God's character. Omnicuntishness is. It's not rocket science.

Praise be the omnicunt.

He could be the Omnicunt Prime, Transformer God!

I think we have a new meme.

The Omnicunt be praised.

Hold on a moment. cunts are very useful. :P
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#50  Postby The_Metatron » Jan 22, 2012 7:36 am

Woe to he who questions the utility of the Omnicunt.
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#51  Postby klazmon » Jan 22, 2012 8:02 am

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Atheistsarevermin wrote:Oh, look who's making a guest appearance... Epicurus! If a 2000 y.o. gay Greek sez so, it MUST be true!


If your asserting that Epicurus was gay because he never married then I will point out that Jesus never married either. And there is more evidence for Jesus being gay than Epicurus.



One might well ask what exactly was going on in the garden of Gesthemane. See G Mark 14:51-52
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#52  Postby The_Metatron » Jan 22, 2012 8:09 am

That's right! They were smooching!
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#53  Postby angelo » Jan 22, 2012 9:21 am

Smooching nothing. The young man was nude. There was more hanky panky than just smooching I tell ya!!
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