ray wrote:Come on man, dont play games with God. Its impossible for Him to lose.

Typically when one player does not show up, they forfeit the game. It would therefore seem that God has lost by default.

He throws the dice and also determines which numbers come up.

So, he cheats? I would suggest he refrain from any dice related shenannigans should he choose to frequent any shadier casinos. Mobsters do not take kindly to folk seeking to defraud them out of their ill gotten money.

Atheists have no chance against God.

Perhaps it is a good job he forfeit the match through his absence then.

Life is short and it is not a game.

Indeed. So why waste time twatting around rolling dice, waiting for an opponent who never has the decency to turn up?

Get out of the cellar, get to the roof and see IT yourself.

"IT", eh? Isn't that the scary clown that Stephen King wrote about? I have an inhaler kicking around that I can make believe is battery acid, if that would help see IT off.

UnderConstruction wrote:

ray wrote:Come on man, dont play games with God. Its impossible for Him to lose.

Typically when one player does not show up, they forfeit the game. It would therefore seem that God has lost by default.

He throws the dice and also determines which numbers come up.

So, he cheats? I would suggest he refrain from any dice related shennigans should he choose to frequent any shadier casinos. Mobsters do not take kindly to folk seeking to defraud them out of their ill gotten money.

Atheists have no chance against God.

Perhaps it is a good job he forfeit the match through his absence then.

Life is short and it is not a game.

Indeed. So why waste time twatting around rolling dice, waiting for an opponent who never has the decency to turn up?

Get out of the cellar, get to the roof and see IT yourself.

"IT", eh? Isn't that the scary clown that Stephen King wrote about? I have an inhaler kicking around that I can make believe is battery acid, if that would help see IT off.

Seriously?


Those are ray's arguments. Alright, do us all a favor an pack now, this is embarrassing. This is not an argument, just the usual preaching and praising (of a god). FUA violation too, is it not?

MattHunX wrote:FUA violation too, is it not?

Maybe he is still trying to get banned. I mean, I know he claims to have already achieved martyrdom but I'm not so sure. A short suspension is just to easy to be worth anything in paradise. Perhaps it is martyrdom on an instalment plan? Perhaps it is like collecting tokens to earn virgins?

UnderConstruction wrote:

MattHunX wrote:FUA violation too, is it not?

Maybe he is still trying to get banned. I mean, I know he claims to have already achieved martyrdom but I'm not so sure. A short suspension is just to easy to be worth anything in paradise. Perhaps it is martyrdom on an instalment plan? Perhaps it is like collecting tokens to earn virgins?

Oh, that's right, I forgot he is a muslim.

"It won't be 72 virgin women up there, it'll be 72 guys, just like you!"

Or 72 Nuns.

MattHunX wrote:
Oh, that's right, I forgot he is a muslim.

I think there is still some doubt about which (if any) of the rays are actually Muslim.

Alnilam wrote:Or 72 Nuns.

Or 72 s

ray wrote:
Ok. Back for now, even after my martyrdom.

Still haven't learned what martyrdom means eh?

ray wrote:
I see you guys have not yet challenged anything in the Cellar Argument.

I alone have destroyed your pathetic little attempt at an argument, are your delusional?!
________________________

ray wrote:Come on man, dont play games with God. Its impossible for Him to lose.

In all probability you are probably correct; imaginary things can't actually lose anything. It's the ultimate "Nothing to lose" scenario!

ray wrote:
Life is short and it is not a game.

Short is a relative term, meaningless without a context to frame it in.
Bits of it are games though.

ray wrote:Get out of the cellar, get to the roof and see IT yourself.

What, life? I have, it's amazing! exponentially grander once the warping God Goggles are removed too!
________________________

UnderConstruction wrote:
Maybe he is still trying to get banned. I mean, I know he claims to have already achieved martyrdom but I'm not so sure. A short suspension is just to easy to be worth anything in paradise. Perhaps it is martyrdom on an instalment plan? Perhaps it is like collecting tokens to earn virgins?

Extra credit perhaps?

MattHunX wrote:

UnderConstruction wrote:

MattHunX wrote:FUA violation too, is it not?

Maybe he is still trying to get banned. I mean, I know he claims to have already achieved martyrdom but I'm not so sure. A short suspension is just to easy to be worth anything in paradise. Perhaps it is martyrdom on an instalment plan? Perhaps it is like collecting tokens to earn virgins?

Oh, that's right, I forgot he is a muslim.

"It won't be 72 virgin women up there, it'll be 72 guys, just like you!"

didn't i read somewhere that the '72 virgins' bit is a mis translation and it was actually 72 bottles of olive oil?

bottoms up!

levesqueiroq wrote:

MattHunX wrote:

UnderConstruction wrote:

Maybe he is still trying to get banned. I mean, I know he claims to have already achieved martyrdom but I'm not so sure. A short suspension is just to easy to be worth anything in paradise. Perhaps it is martyrdom on an instalment plan? Perhaps it is like collecting tokens to earn virgins?

Oh, that's right, I forgot he is a muslim.

"It won't be 72 virgin women up there, it'll be 72 guys, just like you!"

didn't i read somewhere that the '72 virgins' bit is a mis translation and it was actually 72 bottles of olive oil?

bottoms up!

I would be happy to trade my 72 virgins for one nymphomaniac slut.

So you've met my wife then?

John

mindyourmind wrote:
I would be happy to trade my 72 virgins for one nymphomaniac slut.

to read or not to read?

Can't recommend the former, really

tnjrp wrote:Can't recommend the former, really

On the one hand, it's only 9 pages long, and won't take that long to get through. On the other, it contains so much condensed stupidity that your brain cells will not really thank you for it.

grr... Now I just want to see how sad it is!

It certainly doesn't improve with age that's for sure.

It is interesting that you guys have been going off the topic.
That only shows that you cannot really handle the Cellar Argument for God.

Ray, you have not demonstrated it is atheists in the cellar. What is your evidence for:
1) There is even a difference in levels of perception
2) atheists/unbelievers are hiding in the dark
3) believers can see the valuable?

ray wrote:It is interesting that you guys have been going off the topic.
That only shows that you cannot really handle the Cellar Argument for God.

Ha!
No ray. It"shows" that you ran away almost a year ago! And that this stupid thing of yours was:
1. Destroyed repeatedly, early on. (Notably here.)
2. Not an argument for God at all.
3. Not even an argument.

ray wrote:It is interesting that you guys have been going off the topic.
That only shows that you cannot really handle the Cellar Argument for God.

No wonder you have such a hard time here if you consider that to be an argument.