The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#61  Postby Blackadder » May 13, 2019 12:27 pm

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Spinozasgalt wrote:Mathematics is just a branch of gayness. You all know I'm right.


Show your workings please.



2 men = gay
2 women = gay
Divide by two
1 man (1/2 gay) + 1 woman (1/2 gay) = gay
Therefore, everyone and everything is gay.


Your logic is irrefutable.
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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#62  Postby Spearthrower » May 13, 2019 12:32 pm

Svartalf wrote:Im 1 whole man, and I'm not , most definitely NOT, gay, your logic and maff haz terminal flaws.



Mathematics suggests your confidence may be misplaced. The numbers don't lie!
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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#63  Postby Spearthrower » May 13, 2019 12:32 pm

Blackadder wrote:
Spearthrower wrote:
Blackadder wrote:
Spinozasgalt wrote:Mathematics is just a branch of gayness. You all know I'm right.


Show your workings please.



2 men = gay
2 women = gay
Divide by two
1 man (1/2 gay) + 1 woman (1/2 gay) = gay
Therefore, everyone and everything is gay.


Your logic is irrefutable.



I defer to the esteemed rather gay gentleman's analysis.
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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#64  Postby Svartalf » May 13, 2019 12:40 pm

Spearthrower wrote:
Svartalf wrote:Im 1 whole man, and I'm not , most definitely NOT, gay, your logic and maff haz terminal flaws.



Mathematics suggests your confidence may be misplaced. The numbers don't lie!

sez the guy pining to be sodomized?
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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#65  Postby Spearthrower » May 13, 2019 1:44 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Spearthrower wrote:
Svartalf wrote:Im 1 whole man, and I'm not , most definitely NOT, gay, your logic and maff haz terminal flaws.



Mathematics suggests your confidence may be misplaced. The numbers don't lie!


sez the guy pining to be sodomized?


I didn't know you were pining. I am sure you can just ask nicely... maybe wash your hair, put on a nice suit. I'm sure it won't take too long until your numbers add up! :)
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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#66  Postby Svartalf » May 13, 2019 1:55 pm

well, I'm the one claiming to be straight as a rod...
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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#67  Postby Spearthrower » May 13, 2019 2:10 pm

Svartalf wrote:well, I'm the one claiming to be straight as a rod...



Sounds like a testimonial...


on a gay dating site! :lol:
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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#68  Postby Svartalf » May 13, 2019 2:15 pm

well, I sure did not know Ratskep was one of those :tongue:
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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#69  Postby Hermit » May 13, 2019 4:05 pm

Svarty can say whatever he likes about his sexual proclivities. It's all academic. He has complained about being involuntarily celibate for, like, all eternity. Image

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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#70  Postby Cito di Pense » May 13, 2019 4:39 pm

I don't much like the word 'gayness'. Don't know exactly what my issue is. I don't like the word 'tincture', either. :what:

Come to think of it, I don't much care for the word "anastomosis", either. As if you give a fuck.
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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#71  Postby Spearthrower » May 13, 2019 5:02 pm

Cito di Pense wrote:I don't much like the word 'gayness'. Don't know exactly what my issue is. I don't like the word 'tincture', either. :what:

Come to think of it, I don't much care for the word "anastomosis", either. As if you give a fuck.



Sponge, however, is a very... spongy kind of word.... sponge... sponnnnnngge.
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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#72  Postby Cito di Pense » May 13, 2019 5:10 pm

Spearthrower wrote:
Cito di Pense wrote:I don't much like the word 'gayness'. Don't know exactly what my issue is. I don't like the word 'tincture', either. :what:

Come to think of it, I don't much care for the word "anastomosis", either. As if you give a fuck.



Sponge, however, is a very... spongy kind of word.... sponge... sponnnnnngge.


If I were God, words would mean whatever I said they meant. For example, epoxy would not reference a chemical compound. "He was convicted of epoxy".

A 'brexit' would be a spanner that was 1/32" larger than the bolt you're trying to turn.
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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#73  Postby Spearthrower » May 13, 2019 5:13 pm

Cito di Pense wrote:If I were God, words would mean whatever I said they meant. For example, epoxy would not reference a chemical compound. "He was convicted of epoxy".



I think that's a perfectly suitable usage of infinite power, knowledge and benevolence.

You could probably formalize it by having some angels blare horns from the clouds, then bellow out in a great booming voice that shakes the very foundations of the Earth: LITTERING SHALL BE KNOWN AS EPOXY... HENCEFORTH!

So spaketh the Lord.
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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#74  Postby newolder » May 13, 2019 5:14 pm

If we're onto word ruling as a function of this godbod then I'd be obliged to remove the power of speech instanter from those who utter, obligated, even one time. :snooty:
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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#75  Postby Cito di Pense » May 13, 2019 5:18 pm

Spearthrower wrote:
Cito di Pense wrote:If I were God, words would mean whatever I said they meant. For example, epoxy would not reference a chemical compound. "He was convicted of epoxy".



I think that's a perfectly suitable usage of infinite power, knowledge and benevolence.

You could probably formalize it by having some angels blare horns from the clouds, then bellow out in a great booming voice that shakes the very foundations of the Earth: LITTERING SHALL BE KNOWN AS EPOXY... HENCEFORTH!

So spaketh the Lord.


Henceforth, nailbiting shall be referred to as sodomy. The sodomy laws shall be amended.
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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#76  Postby Blackadder » May 13, 2019 5:24 pm

And sodomy should be renamed Salvation.

So you could ask a bibble believer if he is seeking Salvation in all the wrong places. And the Salvation Army would take on a whole new meaning.
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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#77  Postby Cito di Pense » May 13, 2019 5:28 pm

Blackadder wrote:And sodomy should be renamed Salvation.

So you could ask a bibble believer if he is seeking Salvation in all the wrong places. And the Salvation Army would take on a whole new meaning.


Make it so.
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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#78  Postby Spearthrower » May 13, 2019 5:36 pm

Cito di Pense wrote:Henceforth, nailbiting shall be referred to as sodomy. The sodomy laws shall be amended.



I'm a serial sodomite! :(

Any more of this, and we're going to have to restrict your god powers to just creating universes from scratch, and then leave all the naming to the first human man... oh wait.
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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#79  Postby Thommo » May 13, 2019 6:16 pm

Spinozasgalt wrote:
Spinozasgalt wrote:Mathematics is just a branch of gayness.

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Spinozasgalt wrote:You all know I'm right.

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Spinozasgalt wrote:Mathematics is just a branch of gayness. You all know I'm right.


Ok, so what I'm getting from this is:

Spinozasgalt wrote:You all know I'm right.

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Re: The Playing God Scale(Only A Thought Experiment Not Literal)

#80  Postby Spinozasgalt » May 14, 2019 12:15 am

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